I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

**LegoSkier** · 03-31-2018, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Viva

We still talking wives here?

In that case I prefer strawberry. Of course a Neapolitan sandwich would be high on my list of must-tries.

**TheSilverSurfer** · 04-14-2018, 11:53 AM

I regularly put my wife's shoes in the closet and empty cans in the recycle.

Guess what I get bitched at for? Yep, not putting my cans in the recycle or my shoes in the closet.

**Skihiker** · 04-14-2018, 12:12 PM

I have an ex like that. Damn, bitch at this, bitch at that, etc. But, I was always tripping over her shoes, as she left them everywhere, entry area, kitchen, etc. Like I said, she's now my ex.

Originally Posted by TheSilverSurfer

I regularly put my wife's shoes in the closet and empty cans in the recycle.

Guess what I get bitched at for? Yep, not putting my cans in the recycle or my shoes in the closet.

**booner** · 07-14-2018, 07:59 AM

Yesterday as I'm heading out of the house and going to be taking the NYS thruway.

Wife: there's a truck stuck under an overpass between exit 45 and 46.

Me: which direction?

Wife: the right lane

Holy Christ. I'll never understand her lack of awareness and attention to detail. Literally zero at all times

**plugboots** · 07-14-2018, 11:29 AM

So beard, that’s it?
That blows. Do better.

Edit: I was responding to the first beard post. Sorry about what’s going on, beardmech. Good luck.

**detrusor** · 07-14-2018, 12:11 PM

^^^^^^

Vibes

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**iceman** · 07-14-2018, 02:28 PM

Uber? How far away is it?

**iceman** · 07-14-2018, 02:50 PM

Geez. Well do yourself a favor and get another key made when you get them back.

**riser4** · 07-14-2018, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by BeardMech

To bad there isnt uber green or amazon dank yet. With a portable atm.

Can you imagine Amazon Dank combined with Amazon Prime? I think it should be called Amazon Primo. +++Vibes+++ on the domestic situation.

**iceman** · 07-14-2018, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by BeardMech

To bad there isnt uber green or amazon dank yet.

Sounds like a business opportunity.

**abraham** · 07-14-2018, 09:06 PM

Not sure if they deliver to you but....

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/201...annabis-online

**DBdude** · 07-15-2018, 11:32 AM

Originally Posted by booner

Yesterday as I'm heading out of the house and going to be taking the NYS thruway.

Wife: there's a truck stuck under an overpass between exit 45 and 46.

Me: which direction?

Wife: the right lane

Holy Christ. I'll never understand her lack of awareness and attention to detail. Literally zero at all times

i've learned to give them a second before saying anything...

**DBdude** · 07-15-2018, 02:26 PM

easy, you don't need to justify to us. i smoked around my young kids as a sole parent. i made damn sure they were in a crib or were old enough to be out of sight when I was in the bathroom

**ill-advised strategy** · 07-16-2018, 09:10 AM

Today is the day that, for complex logistical and marriage-harmony reasons I won't detail here, my spouse will attempt to drive my beloved 1979 F250 to the dump.

This morning was "carburetor orientation), and test driving.

I will be nervous at work all afternoon behind this shit.

The only salvation is that there's nothing on this rig that's hard to work on. knock on wood. Serenity now!

**Meadow Skipper** · 07-16-2018, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

Today is the day that, for complex logistical and marriage-harmony reasons I won't detail here, my spouse will attempt to drive my beloved 1979 F250 to the dump.

This morning was "carburetor orientation), and test driving.

I will be nervous at work all afternoon behind this shit.

The only salvation is that there's nothing on this rig that's hard to work on. knock on wood. Serenity now!

Serenity tip - turn your phone off until quitting time.

**Beaver** · 07-16-2018, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

Today is the day that, for complex logistical and marriage-harmony reasons I won't detail here, my spouse will attempt to drive my beloved 1979 F250 to the dump.

This morning was "carburetor orientation), and test driving.

I will be nervous at work all afternoon behind this shit.

The only salvation is that there's nothing on this rig that's hard to work on. knock on wood. Serenity now!

So she hates it and is driving it to the dump and leaving it there?

**ill-advised strategy** · 07-16-2018, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Serenity tip - turn your phone off until quitting time.

Phone off....I literally passed her on the road. My brain went “hey there’s a 79 ford” “wow it’s got the same plow lights as mine” “hey that’s my truck WHAT THE FUCK” “oh shit there’s wifey driving” initiate anxiety sequence.

**SumJongGuy** · 07-17-2018, 06:40 AM

Originally Posted by BeardMech

That is reasonable, though you did proceed to quote me. Id rather just delete everything, so if were on the same page then lets go an do that then.

Ok sounds good

**jono** · 07-17-2018, 08:38 AM

Originally Posted by BeardMech

That is reasonable...

For a moment there existed a risk averse, perhaps even protective comment which, naturally being misread in as argumentative a tone as possible, elicited a raft of butt hurt and defensiveness from a JONG. In that moment I thought to myself, BeardMech might fit in here, congrats JONG! And then you go and use the word "reasonable." And not even in reference to your own post, but about the very guy who butt hurt you! I don't think you understand what this place is about. It's summer. You should take some time to really examine just what you intend to do here and why. If you can't see how butt hurt, anger and psychopathic melt downs fit in and how you might incorporate them in the future then just try going with your gut: feel the paranoia, release your inner hypocrite, feed your entitlement. If you can't get a listing in the ski-offs thread then offer a beat down. Better yet, two. Ski offs are for the weak. Good luck JONG.

**SumJongGuy** · 07-17-2018, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by jono

For a moment there existed a risk averse, perhaps even protective comment which, naturally being misread in as argumentative a tone as possible, elicited a raft of butt hurt and defensiveness from a JONG. In that moment I thought to myself, BeardMech might fit in here, congrats JONG! And then you go and use the word "reasonable." And not even in reference to your own post, but about the very guy who butt hurt you! I don't think you understand what this place is about. It's summer. You should take some time to really examine just what you intend to do here and why. If you can't see how butt hurt, anger and psychopathic melt downs fit in and how you might incorporate them in the future then just try going with your gut: feel the paranoia, release your inner hypocrite, feed your entitlement. If you can't get a listing in the ski-offs thread then offer a beat down. Better yet, two. Ski offs are for the weak. Good luck JONG.

Naw, I came across as too preachy. No problem with very moderate adult use or one beer when home with kids. Just don't brag about it publicly if a custody battle is looming. Glad for a reboot of this discussion under cooler heads.

**Marshall Tucker** · 07-17-2018, 03:18 PM

so roadtrip in the suburban to relatives over thanksgiving. I'm driving wife passenger kids in back. So the sun is coming in now through the passenger side window vs. the windsheild, and the wife wants to pivot the visor over. I notice wife is pulling, harder and harder, out/down on the visor. before I could get the damn words out, to simply "unsnap" it, she had ripped the clasp end end of the visor out of the damn roof of the car, so the end of the visor (closest to me) has the plastic clasp still attached with this big ass metal screw sticking out. Then, I promise, not 30 minutes later, she somehow manages to rip the cover off the vanity mirror on the same visor. Which doesn't seem like that big of a deal until you realize that cover was the auto-shut-off of the lights to either side of the vanity mirror. so now those lights are pemantly on, and a perm drain on the battery.

Jezus. h. christ. on. crutches.

**liv2ski** · 07-17-2018, 03:26 PM

Some days I just give up on trying to talk to my wife. In frustration, I told her she was going to be so fucked once I died and wasn't there to do everything for her anymore. She didn't like that comment, but it is so true.

**plugboots** · 07-17-2018, 03:32 PM

Being the OP and all, I guess I should update once a while, but my wife has been great. Why? Because my mother-in-law who basically has always been kind of goofy/crazy, has gone bat-shit loony in her old age. We all have to help take care of her, but it’s basically fallen to my wife to take the brunt of it. It’s kind of mellowed us out and appreciate each other even more.
Ho Lee Shit, I hope this isn’t a preview of coming attractions.

**BeardMech** · 07-17-2018, 03:46 PM

I kinda blew up because I was embarrassed by being called out for posting to much personal information. I still stand by what I said outside of the personal attacks, but yeah...

I got to my car this morning, had a babysitter for a few hours so I was able to enjoy the trees away from the kids.

I also dont fit in anywhere. So meh.
edit: outside

**jono** · 07-17-2018, 04:05 PM

I didn't follow closely, so I might have missed the personal attacks. I just figured that SJG's comment was about creating damaging records online, not judgment. Cause TGR. In case your sarcasm meter needs a recharge, butt hurt fits in here just fine.

In all seriousness, gl with the domestic situation--to you and your kids both.

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