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Thread: I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

  1. #576
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    'Accidentally' take both sets of keys next time.

    Sorry honey I was a bonehead.


    You're welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krp8128 View Post
    didn't your wife pay for your car?
    No that was your wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw View Post
    Wedding rings. Do you wear one? What a complete waste of money.
    rarely wear the original one - it's kinda nice & with kids I'm always washing hands, so I prefer the $5 band I found at an art fair.
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    Come for the poo-slinging, Save a fortune on a plumber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Come for the poo-slinging, Save a fortune on a plumber.
    I've never had a sig, but now I have one. thanks. perfect.
    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Come for the poo-slinging, Save a fortune on a plumber.

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    i keep referring to my wife as ‘my wife’ to people that know her by her first name. it’s douchey as shit and i’ve been catching myself a few times a week.

    i blame my wife

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    My wife's hockey team is the Mother Puckers. Prolly wrong thread, but whatever.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    My wife is on point with almost everything in life, an airhead sounds nice actually. I can't get away with anything.

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    I know right?
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Talking

    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    My wife is on point with almost everything in life, an airhead sounds nice actually. I can't get away with anything.
    Holy shit. Sounds like we're married to the same person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    My wife is on point with almost everything in life, an airhead sounds nice actually. I can't get away with anything.
    Same. So organized its not funny. Half German therefore Ordnungsliebe

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    Unfortunately this means 'we' are the airheads in the relationship....

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    OhMaGodIknowRight

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    srsly

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    We're just eye candy.

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    True dat.

    I’m so much moar than just a hot piece of ass.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    I know. I feel like I'm just an accessory.

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    The big dick paired with some ridiculously good looks is a blessing and a curse, amiright guys?!

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    #feelmypain
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Buncha trophy husbands in here.

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    Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    I get the feeling Skifishbum has a pretty good trophy husband gig going.


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    Quote Originally Posted by shroom View Post
    i keep referring to my wife as ‘my wife’ to people that know her by her first name. it’s douchey as shit and i’ve been catching myself a few times a week.

    i blame my wife
    maybe start referring to her as "my old lady" instead.
    "Its not the arrow, its the Indian" - M.Pinto

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    Quote Originally Posted by neufox47 View Post
    I get the feeling Skifishbum has a pretty good trophy husband gig going.


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    Fo sho. I'm jelly

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    Re: the chock bolted to the garage floor idea, that's great and all, but I don't want a giant fucking chock that spans the full fucking width of the garage (serving as a huge obstruction/tripping hazard) since the wife cannot figure out how to line up the car horizontally.

    Actually had to threaten to revoke garage privileges to her at one point. Sounds super dickish, sorry, but I got tired of her literally running the car into the cabinets on the side of the garage (ripped the doors off the cabinets once or twice), or whipping her car doors open into my car parked next to it and dinging the shit out of my doors. Told her I'd move her car back outside each time I found it in the garage, or park my car in the center of the garage, or put the 3rd beater car in the garage instead. We lived in MT at the time, and the thought of scraping windshields on a cold car every winter morning was enough of a deterrent.

    Frustrated it had to get to that point, but she got a lot better and paid a lot more attention after that.

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    Also regarding those portable power banks for jump starting...how do those hold up when stored in cars? Temperature extremes sap battery life, just wonder if it'd be useless after sitting in the cold or heat.

    I have a big portable jumper, but I keep it in my garage for that reason. Which doesn't do me any good if my battery dies away from the house.

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