Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[shafty85]

[delco714]

Woof

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[booner]

Meow

[Rideski]

Hi. We're going to talk about some nice things today. Did you know that? Sure. Some special things for you, and some special things for me too. We have a special guest here today. Can you say that? Guest? Sure, I knew you could. We're going to talk today to a musician; a guy who plays the bass. You know what a bass is, don't you? Can you say that? Don't? Sure you can.

Mr Rogers: Hello. How are you?

Billy Bob: You think somebody can get me a cup of coffee or somethin?

Mr Rogers: You're not used to getting up early.

Billy Bob: Huh ... I'm not here yet.

Mr Rogers: What time do you usually get up?

Billy Bob: I usually get up when the sun is warm, like 1:30, 2:00 in the afternoon.

Mr Rogers: I like to get up around 6:30.

Billy Bob: That's insane. You're stupid.

Mr Rogers: Oh.

Billy Bob: You should sleep late man. It's much easier on your constitution.

Mr Rogers: We're going to talk about your bass and how big it is, and things like that. It looks like a violin, but it's bigger, isn't it?

Billy Bob: It's a hell of a lot bigger.

Mr Rogers: Can you say ...

Billy Bob: Violin's a little wimpy thing.

Mr Rogers: Can you say wimpy?

Billy Bob: Wimpy.

Mr Rogers: That's right.

Billy Bob: Little wimpy thing.

Mr Rogers: I like the way you say that, did you know that?

Billy Bob: I do now! What the hell, you're easily amused, aren't you. I say wimpy wompy wambley.

Mr Rogers: I know what you mean. You know something? I like what your face does when you play. It kind of gets all kind of scwinched up.

Billy Bob: Yeah somebody told me once that my face when I play the bass, it looks like some sort of ah ah like big jellyfish or somethin like that, it just keeps movin.

Mr Rogers: Sure.

Billy Bob: You can never identify what the face is, it's real ugly sometimes, it's really weird, looks like a ...

Mr Rogers: Sure.

Billy Bob: Fruit or somethin.

Mr Rogers: Tell me some of the things you think about when you're playing, some of the images. Because of course when you're playing I thought about things like sheep and things like that, little candies, fresh little candies and things like that. Do you think of those things too?

Billy Bob: Oh, I basically think about my financial situation. I count every like beat that I play when I play, and I figure how many notes I give in into the space you know ...

Mr Rogers: Uh huh. Sure.

Billy Bob: Out into space for how much I'm gettin paid and I am workin' cheap.

Mr Rogers: Must be hard to sort of struggle to get your band together.

Billy Bob: Oh man, especially when you be liftin piano man. That is the worst. I worked as a mover for two years while I was first gettin the band together and also I also made pizza.

Mr Rogers: But now you're making music so the story sort of has a happy ending, doesn't it?

Billy Bob: Uhh, it's yeah it's sort of a happy ending. We just got the shaft from a record company that promised to pay us a certain amount of royalties.

Mr Rogers: Oh that's too bad.

Billy Bob: They said all sorts of stuff when into pre-production.

Mr Rogers: That's too bad.

Billy Bob: They be chargin us for typewriters, they be chargin us for ... stamps they say. How much is a stamp? You know? I'll buy the god damn stamp.
Mr Rogers: Sure. I know what you mean. Well I'm sure a lot of people our there would like to know how a big, strong guy like you who plays the bass so well gets to be so strong, what he eats to be like that. Can you tell us that?

Billy Bob: Well I eat a lot of garbage food, but I mainly subsist on stuff like sandwiches and tins of tuna, chicken ... something like that from a change store ... Soda.

Mr Rogers: Do you ever have Egg McMuffin?

Billy Bob: Sometimes, either that or cheese prainish.

Mr Rogers: Can you say Egg McMuffin?

Billy Bob: Eggamuffin, yeah.

Mr Rogers: Well I know what I'd like to do now. I'd like to hear you play some bass.

Billy Bob: I'd like to do that.

Mr Rogers: Well, we're going to go to the magic kingdom.

Billy Bob: Oh no, it's too early for me. I gotta drive.

[booner]

Hi. We're going to talk about some nice things today. Did you know that? Sure. Some special things for you, and some special things for me too. We have a special guest here today. Can you say that? Guest? Sure, I knew you could. We're going to talk today to a musician; a guy who plays the bass. You know what a bass is, don't you? Can you say that? Don't? Sure you can.

Mr Rogers: Hello. How are you?

Billy Bob: You think somebody can get me a cup of coffee or somethin?

Mr Rogers: You're not used to getting up early.

Billy Bob: Huh ... I'm not here yet.

Mr Rogers: What time do you usually get up?

Billy Bob: I usually get up when the sun is warm, like 1:30, 2:00 in the afternoon.

Mr Rogers: I like to get up around 6:30.

Billy Bob: That's insane. You're stupid.

Mr Rogers: Oh.

Billy Bob: You should sleep late man. It's much easier on your constitution.

Mr Rogers: We're going to talk about your bass and how big it is, and things like that. It looks like a violin, but it's bigger, isn't it?

Billy Bob: It's a hell of a lot bigger.

Mr Rogers: Can you say ...

Billy Bob: Violin's a little wimpy thing.

Mr Rogers: Can you say wimpy?

Billy Bob: Wimpy.

Mr Rogers: That's right.

Billy Bob: Little wimpy thing.

Mr Rogers: I like the way you say that, did you know that?

Billy Bob: I do now! What the hell, you're easily amused, aren't you. I say wimpy wompy wambley.

Mr Rogers: I know what you mean. You know something? I like what your face does when you play. It kind of gets all kind of scwinched up.

Billy Bob: Yeah somebody told me once that my face when I play the bass, it looks like some sort of ah ah like big jellyfish or somethin like that, it just keeps movin.

Mr Rogers: Sure.

Billy Bob: You can never identify what the face is, it's real ugly sometimes, it's really weird, looks like a ...

Mr Rogers: Sure.

Billy Bob: Fruit or somethin.

Mr Rogers: Tell me some of the things you think about when you're playing, some of the images. Because of course when you're playing I thought about things like sheep and things like that, little candies, fresh little candies and things like that. Do you think of those things too?

Billy Bob: Oh, I basically think about my financial situation. I count every like beat that I play when I play, and I figure how many notes I give in into the space you know ...

Mr Rogers: Uh huh. Sure.

Billy Bob: Out into space for how much I'm gettin paid and I am workin' cheap.

Mr Rogers: Must be hard to sort of struggle to get your band together.

Billy Bob: Oh man, especially when you be liftin piano man. That is the worst. I worked as a mover for two years while I was first gettin the band together and also I also made pizza.

Mr Rogers: But now you're making music so the story sort of has a happy ending, doesn't it?

Billy Bob: Uhh, it's yeah it's sort of a happy ending. We just got the shaft from a record company that promised to pay us a certain amount of royalties.

Mr Rogers: Oh that's too bad.

Billy Bob: They said all sorts of stuff when into pre-production.

Mr Rogers: That's too bad.

Billy Bob: They be chargin us for typewriters, they be chargin us for ... stamps they say. How much is a stamp? You know? I'll buy the god damn stamp.
Mr Rogers: Sure. I know what you mean. Well I'm sure a lot of people our there would like to know how a big, strong guy like you who plays the bass so well gets to be so strong, what he eats to be like that. Can you tell us that?

Billy Bob: Well I eat a lot of garbage food, but I mainly subsist on stuff like sandwiches and tins of tuna, chicken ... something like that from a change store ... Soda.

Mr Rogers: Do you ever have Egg McMuffin?

Billy Bob: Sometimes, either that or cheese prainish.

Mr Rogers: Can you say Egg McMuffin?

Billy Bob: Eggamuffin, yeah.

Mr Rogers: Well I know what I'd like to do now. I'd like to hear you play some bass.

Billy Bob: I'd like to do that.

Mr Rogers: Well, we're going to go to the magic kingdom.

Billy Bob: Oh no, it's too early for me. I gotta drive.

[huckbucket]

mmmmm ... it does go well with the chicken.

[garyfromterrace]

Mr Rogers: I like to get up around 6:30.

Billy Bob: That's insane. You're stupid.

One of my favorite lines ever. I miss National Lampoon...

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[grinch]

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[plugboots]

Victory to jesus

[sb]

I luv me sum bumper stickers on motor cycles.

[booner]

Jeez


https://www.instagram.com/p/BaIWSxNhprp/?hl=en

[iceman]

No idea where this is or if it got out, video was posted on a boating site without comment and there are only 66 views so far.

[Ted Striker]

^^^ Ventura CA

[uglymoney]

Crazy. Lots of whale bait up on the docks.

[Ted Striker]

It was last spring, and yeah, the whale eventually figured it out and swam back into open water.

[AK47bp]

Jeez


https://www.instagram.com/p/BaIWSxNhprp/?hl=en

Gotta keep that booty tight, gravity wants it.

[booner]

Maybe burying my face in it would help?

[AK47bp]

Maybe burying my face in it would help?

I bet it wood.

[PassTheDutchie]

^^^ Ventura CA

Good thing it wasn't Yokohama...

[SkiCougar]

(regarding the girl in the coveralls)

Woof

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Stefi Graf got breast implants ? She didn't seem to need them by my recall.

[Meanfruit]

Crazy. Lots of whale bait up on the docks.

The girl reaching out to touch it's fluke? That's a special kind of stupid.

No idea, but definitely curious!

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[wyeaster]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaZ0e2Yncpz/

[plugboots]

^^^ hilarious