Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

**Meadow Skipper** · 07-11-2017, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by jm2e

I'm sure she's a lovely girl, but maybe not so sexy. Or womanly.

You're gonna catch shit for that.

**splat** · 07-11-2017, 02:04 PM

What baby shower gift to get? A vagina cake!
Or sperm cupcakes....

sb · 07-11-2017, 02:56 PM

the one with a baby coming out of it?

in other news we are thinking of doing a B movie based on Piranhas eating tubers on the river and I want to hire these guys for the key music scene.

PB · 07-11-2017, 04:33 PM

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**Viva** · 07-11-2017, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by jm2e

I'm sure she's a lovely girl, but maybe not so sexy. Or womanly.

But I bet she can chew down a few trees and dam a decent-sized stream with the timber.

**bigdude2468** · 07-12-2017, 04:56 AM

She gets two extra points for being a Ginger, 7 becomes a 9.

**Gepeto** · 07-12-2017, 06:06 AM

Originally Posted by bigdude2468

She gets two extra points for being a Ginger, 7 becomes a 9.

Ginger hasn't had a multiple orgasm yet and she turned 18 yesterday. Kiddie Porn -11 = -2

**jm2e** · 07-12-2017, 02:48 PM

Originally Posted by FLS

Fake or Real, I'd like a feel

**SkiCougar** · 07-12-2017, 04:25 PM

I came across this article browsing thru the site cataloging the decline of the west's archives: http://catalogingthedeclineofthewest.tumblr.com/; I knew it had to go here:

"39 percent of your coworkers masturbate at the office, according to our survey"
Link: 39 percent of your coworkers masturbate at the office, according to our survey

You might want to call ahead before you pop-in on co-workers or you may never get the image out of your head.

Excerpts:
“I jerked off when I worked in a funeral home,” a guy I’ve been on two dates with texts me. In his defense, this wasn’t an unsolicited overshare—he’s at a party relaying friends’ anecdotes as he does some reconnaissance on my new favorite topic: masturbating at work.

If you’re sitting there going, “People do this?!” the answer is a resounding yes. My fixation on the subject started a few months ago, while sitting around a brunch table, two or three Bloody Marys in. Someone volunteered their, ahem, methods for dealing with a particularly bad day, and one by one, each of us admitted to wanking at work—regularly. Male, female, gay, straight, we were all going to town during business hours.

“I do it about once a week in the office gym bathroom,” said my friend Mike* (all names changed to protect the sort-of innocent). “It’s cozy in there, and there’s candles. Plus, there’s a lot of space if you want to move around.”

“If I’m really hungover at work, masturbating helps me feel better,” said Dominic. “My record is three times in one day.” Melissa added: “I did it once, but I never finished. I had a meeting.”

**retirwntm** · 07-12-2017, 06:04 PM

^^^ filthy animals.

PB · 07-12-2017, 07:21 PM

Whothefuck has candles in their business shitter??

and why do they force you to masturbate?

**irul&ublo** · 07-12-2017, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by SkiCougar

I came across this article browsing thru the site cataloging the decline of the west's archives: http://catalogingthedeclineofthewest.tumblr.com/; I knew it had to go here:

"39 percent of your coworkers masturbate at the office, according to our survey"
Link: 39 percent of your coworkers masturbate at the office, according to our survey

You might want to call ahead before you pop-in on co-workers or you may never get the image out of your head.

Excerpts:
“I jerked off when I worked in a funeral home,” a guy I’ve been on two dates with texts me. In his defense, this wasn’t an unsolicited overshare—he’s at a party relaying friends’ anecdotes as he does some reconnaissance on my new favorite topic: masturbating at work.

If you’re sitting there going, “People do this?!” the answer is a resounding yes. My fixation on the subject started a few months ago, while sitting around a brunch table, two or three Bloody Marys in. Someone volunteered their, ahem, methods for dealing with a particularly bad day, and one by one, each of us admitted to wanking at work—regularly. Male, female, gay, straight, we were all going to town during business hours.

“I do it about once a week in the office gym bathroom,” said my friend Andrew. "It’s cozy in there, and there’s candles. Plus, there’s a lot of space if you want to move around.”

“If I’m really hungover at work, masturbating helps me feel better,” said Dominic. “My record is three times in one day.” Melissa added: “I did it once, but I never finished. I had a meeting. But I kept smelling my fingers.”

FIFY.....

**BmillsSkier** · 07-13-2017, 12:29 AM

PM Parvo.

**happytimefunbox** · 07-13-2017, 02:40 AM

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**happytimefunbox** · 07-13-2017, 02:42 AM

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**t-the-east** · 07-13-2017, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by krp8128

Do a google image search on this....

Not sure how, whatdya find out inspector?

**krp8128** · 07-13-2017, 04:27 AM

Similar images were all mugshots.

somehow just deleted my post trying to add the pics

**prsboogie** · 07-13-2017, 04:58 AM

Originally Posted by TheFugitive

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Great action shot!

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**splat** · 07-13-2017, 07:50 AM

Originally Posted by t-the-east

Not sure how, whatdya find out inspector?

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**t-the-east** · 07-13-2017, 07:55 AM

Hahah, that's some funny and scary stuff right there

**riser4** · 07-13-2017, 11:45 AM

**splat** · 07-13-2017, 01:48 PM

**::: :::** · 07-13-2017, 01:54 PM

http://image.oregonlive.com/home/olive-media/width620/img/trending/photo/2017/07/13/23072600-mmmain.png[/IMG]

http://www.oregonlive.com/trending/2...art_river_home