My dream:
Be walking in the woods on an unfamiliar trail and come upon a backyard full of old Toro riding lawn mowers, a 1962 Massey- Ferguson tractor, bunch of old refrigerators, a rusted out Mercury Bobcat, and THIS:
I enquire to the old codger sitting on the porch of his trailer about the Mercedes. "Oh...that ol' thing? Got towed here years ago for new spark plugs....been here ever since. I keep bumping my new artificial knee on its god darn fenders. You want that heap? Go ahead and take it away!! We're fixing to put a new septic tank in that spot, anyways."
Well, a guy can dream, can't he?
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