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    Add me to the list hoping that they keep up the full episode destination/travel shows. Definitely the best part of Top Gear IMO.

    Put the three of them in an uncomfortable situation with some shitty cars. Let them be culturally insensitive and bicker with each other, then modify said shitty cars in creative and amusing ways, and continue the bickering and cultural insensitivity. Someone will buy someone else a rediculous gift that doesn't really fit in their vehicle, Hammond will lose a wheel...

    Easy recipe for a fantastic show.


    Haven't watched e3 yet, but glad to hear the redneck wasn't included.

    I always liked the stig's foreign cousins... they must be able to do something like that for their track tests without violating the BBCs copyright on the character.

    Maybe dress him in green and call him "The Vig"

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    ^^^
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    Turbo's on an engine is god's way of telling you that it doesn't have enough cylinders. -- The American
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    Despite hating "The American" that got a chuckle out of me.

    Fourth episode was good ol, good ol TG.
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    I'll drop this here

    www.apriliaforum.com

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    Not a very good episode.

    The car weighing was funny but otherwise meh.

    oh and


    Top Gear Test Track Will Be Converted to New Housing Development


    The Grand Tour "track" is at former RAF airfield Wroughton near Swindon
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Not a very good episode.

    The car weighing was funny but otherwise meh.

    oh and


    Top Gear Test Track Will Be Converted to New Housing Development


    The Grand Tour "track" is at former RAF airfield Wroughton near Swindon
    I enjoyed it. It was a typical TG episode (probably wasn't blown away because I'm not that into any of the cars they took with em). I would have loved to play Battleship like that though. Just seemed fun.

    So they're tearing down the old track, is this the end of TG?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I enjoyed it. It was a typical TG episode (probably wasn't blown away because I'm not that into any of the cars they took with em).
    What struck me was that in the least season of Clarkson's top gear.. Clarkson tested the 4C (beautiful film in Italian alps) and Hammond tested the Miata. It just seemed really lazy choice.

    I would have loved to play Battleship like that though. Just seemed fun.
    They did caravan darts previously (and maybe some other similar competition)

    So they're tearing down the old track, is this the end of TG?
    hopefully.
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    If this behind the scenes is to be believed it looks like they are back to veering off script and ruining everything in the name of good television. For that I'm happy.

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    From TGT's feed:

    "Don't want to watch Love Actually for the 96th time? The Grand Tour will have a Christmas episode on 23rd December, followed by a 2-part Namibian adventure on the 30/31st December."

    Christmas Specials are back too? I think it's time that we stop being so hard on this show and just enjoy it for what it is. The only thing that could make this better is the birth of another Baby Jeee-I mean Stig...us.
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    I didn't realize anyone was really being critical... The new show is awesome. Anyone who figured they'd seamlessly transition from a decade-plus long routine to a different format without so much as a segment falling flat or a mistimed punchline should definitely post a link to the perpetually funny and successful tv show they're producing. If Jerry and Larry are maggots, by all means, call me out here.

    Every episode has been better than those before it, and this last one really hints at the potential for not just recreating the magic, but expanding on it, with freedom to be creative and crude in ways that the broadcast tv format would never have delivered and the BBC would never have approved. It was great to see a better mix of cars and comedy in this episode. The army-whatever episode had me a little concerned that this might stop being basically a car show... But it seems clear to me that CHM are rapidly dialing in the formula for resuming production of the most entertaining weekly show on any medium. Since I ditched TV this summer, this is literally the only show I've watched.
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    Good episode. More like old times.

    If you enjoyed the Ferrari Vs Ford segment check out the Amazon documentary The 24 Hour War



    Good to see Ken Miles finally getting recognition he deserves.
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    The Ferrari-Ford segment was outstanding. I'll have to check out your link, thanks!

    Great episode too overall. I was actually curious to see the Focus ST since it's been so hyped on Jalopnik et al.

    I had more than a few chuckles out loud too.

    Am I the only one that was hoping they'd talk about/have challenges with the Fisker, Saab 900 and Boxster they drove there? (Still not sure of the Boxster's tie to Scandinavia/Finland - maybe because the 356 was made up there for a while? (I think))
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    (Still not sure of the Boxster's tie to Scandinavia/Finland - maybe because the 356 was made up there for a while? (I think))
    They made boxsters in Finland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    They made boxsters in Finland.
    Hey I wasn't too far off!
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    Maybe I'll have to watch again. I couldn't make it through the second episode and I was a huge TG fan.

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    Part 1 of Beach Buggies in Namibia was classic... as good as it gets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    They made boxsters in Finland.
    They made cars in a non-existent country. okey doke.

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    Finally got a chance to watch the 2hr Namibia Special.

    That was about perfect. Everything you'd want out of the 3, a great journey and some very cool shots.

    Many out loud laughs from me but tossing a dildo at each other at speed got the 13 y/o in me dying.
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    Another good episode tonight.

    The Allman Brothers - Jessica joke was particularly well-timed and appreciated.

    What was wrong with May? He looked severely bloated and quiet.
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    Probably just beat up after months of travel, drinking too much and dealing with Clarkson. It could take a toll.

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    That's probably exactly it. He looked rough.



    I did happen to stumble upon that he did a live chat on their new website/forum, Drivetribe while chilling in my hotel room this week. It was pretty funny reading May interact with fans/readers. Even funnier was Hammond continuously chiming in asking how much he enjoyed working as a waiter in a male strip club while unemployed.
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    Consistently good episodes now. Lots of laughs and good segments. They even admitted out loud that Celebrity Brain Crash is horrible.

    Oh, and Jeremy's Maser Biturbo was gorgeous! Those wheels!

    What the fuck, I can't find a single pic of the car (which appeared stock) trust me it's gorgeous
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    I haven't seen all of them but I feel like there's somehow less content in the same amount of time

    And the American segment would be vastly improved if they bought a ball gag for him

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