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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

  1. 06-03-2015, 11:10 PM #16826
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Honestly my 76yo Mom would probably stare at those too. How cartoonish.
    Would she grin like that?
    I’m shining like a new dime
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  2. 06-04-2015, 07:08 AM #16827
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    That dood is talented
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Too many good ones to hotlink them all:
    kids realizing that boobs are awesome

    How would you like to wake up in bed every morning with that beside you.....
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    How would you like to wake up in bed every morning with that beside you.....
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  5. 06-04-2015, 08:14 AM #16830
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    Betters 2 pays yor monies and then ride is over goes home we do
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    I can't remember if this has been posted here yet, but...
    New ski patroller hazing.
    Someone once told me that I ski like a Scandinavian angel.
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  7. 06-04-2015, 01:08 PM #16832
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcolingham View Post
    New ski patroller hazing.
    Well, as far as that goes, this one is less epic but much funnier.


    Bro got a little caught up flirting. And I noticed that the chain brake is still tied up so it can't engage.

    The look on snowboard grrl's face at 0:45 is priceless.
    I’m shining like a new dime
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  8. 06-04-2015, 05:48 PM #16833
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    I once took a 250+ pound man down the women's DH at Snowbasin, icy conditions, on dynafits. I was absolutely convinced runaway sled man was going to be me.
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  9. 06-05-2015, 04:09 PM #16834
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    mad skills

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    mad skills

    My Dad was like that with a saw. The placement when he fell trees always amazed me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    mad skills

    I was within 6" of being as good as him once. I had to do some railing work
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    Quote Originally Posted by TNKen View Post
    How would you like to wake up in bed every morning with that beside you.....
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Soapy+Tit+Wank
    Gone fishing
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  13. 06-05-2015, 05:39 PM #16838
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    mad skills

    When I worked as a tree cutter, I knew a gypsy who could drop any tree right on a coin. He would never take money, just liked to be paid with an ounce of hash and a bottle of whisky.
    Gone fishing
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  14. 06-05-2015, 05:50 PM #16839
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky View Post
    When I worked as a tree cutter, I knew a gypsy who could drop any tree right on a coin. He would never take money, just liked to be paid with an ounce of hash and a bottle of whisky.
    How many people have an oz of hash to pay the tree cutter? I am pretty sure if he didn't take the cash he was mostly shit out of luck.
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  15. 06-05-2015, 06:30 PM #16840
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    ^^^ yeah I think you mean a gram?
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    Hey you youngsters, back in the bad ol' days an ounce of hash was a negotiable quantity. Just like the 5 finger lid. Know what that is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
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    OMG. :0 That could go so horribly wrong. Balls. Of. Steel..
    I see hydraulic turtles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
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    The deck does suffer a bit.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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  19. 06-06-2015, 10:05 AM #16844
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jethro View Post
    I was within 6" of being as good as him once.
    Sig worthy!
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  20. 06-06-2015, 10:28 AM #16845
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Well, as far as that goes, this one is less epic but much funnier.


    Bro got a little caught up flirting. And I noticed that the chain brake is still tied up so it can't engage.

    The look on snowboard grrl's face at 0:45 is priceless.
    It's flat no chain brake needed
    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”
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  21. 06-06-2015, 10:30 AM #16846
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  22. 06-06-2015, 12:48 PM #16847
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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    It's flat no chain brake needed
    Wasn't flat enough for him to let go of the handles and retrieve his own ski.
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    Once I was having some fun, sledding an empty propane tank down moddle earth Sugarbush. teeing to go as fast as possible, and did the same thing. The Sled ran me over, and parked right on top of me. Funny shit, we laughed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Hey you youngsters, back in the bad ol' days an ounce of hash was a negotiable quantity. Just like the 5 finger lid. Know what that is?
    Is that the move after the shocker?
    In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
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  25. 06-08-2015, 01:53 PM #16850
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