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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

  1. 04-26-2015, 05:15 PM #16476
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.
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    Looks like Scarlett Johansen. Would tap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    She mountain bikes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post

    Damn, she looks just like the hot little bartender I'm in love with at my lunch spot.

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    I can only wonder how many of you sicko's are turned on by this ...

    no wait ... spook is gone now days ...

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    question:

    we had our annual longboardday/silly end of season event a few days ago (as in wear stupid clothes, long skinny skis, irritate the tourists). one of the guys decorated his monoski with a large plastic penis. it fell off after one run but was retrieved and carried around all day, glued to the windshield of his car later. there seemed to be quite some fascination with it, it was stuffed into various 80s style leggings and generally played with and waved around throughout the day. the guys seemed to think it was funny and i genuinely don't get it. I'm not bothered by it but I honestly don't get what the joke is. I mean i can see stuffing it into your spandex pants on dress-up day as part of the costume but sticking it on your skis or car? it just sort of baffles me and they seemed to think the mere presence of the plastic dick was already hilarious. someone want to explain why that is?

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    I'd be more concerned by those retro Markers pre-releasing; and having that thing jammed down your throat or up your ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by klar View Post
    question:

    we had our annual longboardday/silly end of season event a few days ago (as in wear stupid clothes, long skinny skis, irritate the tourists). one of the guys decorated his monoski with a large plastic penis. it fell off after one run but was retrieved and carried around all day, glued to the windshield of his car later. there seemed to be quite some fascination with it, it was stuffed into various 80s style leggings and generally played with and waved around throughout the day. the guys seemed to think it was funny and i genuinely don't get it. I'm not bothered by it but I honestly don't get what the joke is. I mean i can see stuffing it into your spandex pants on dress-up day as part of the costume but sticking it on your skis or car? it just sort of baffles me and they seemed to think the mere presence of the plastic dick was already hilarious. someone want to explain why that is?

    Maybe it started out as something to do with the brand of monoski? After that... who knows
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    Quote Originally Posted by klar View Post
    it just sort of baffles me and they seemed to think the mere presence of the plastic dick was already hilarious. someone want to explain why that is?
    Come on - this can't be the first time you've spent time in the company of men. We grow older, we don't always grow up. Farting is funny too.
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  21. 04-28-2015, 08:34 AM #16496
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    Quote Originally Posted by skuff View Post
    Maybe it started out as something to do with the brand of monoski? After that... who knows
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    Quote Originally Posted by skuff View Post
    Maybe it started out as something to do with the brand of monoski? After that... who knows
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    Heli porn. I like it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Svengali View Post
    I'd be more concerned by those retro Markers pre-releasing; and having that thing jammed down your throat or up your ass!
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