Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[stuckathuntermtn]

One thing I really like about skiing at areas that aren't destination resorts: No safety bars!
It's also nice not getting "wow, those skis are fat" every time, as well.

[sal the salmon]

do u guys like my new fart suit?

[GPP33]

Happened to me not too long ago... I said, a little heads up would be nice...They said, whatever... So I gave them a little early morning yoga lesson by forcing the bar up before they had a chance to get their feet off the foot rests. They were like...wtf... I said... whatever...

That's awesome. I'm so doing this next time.

[Big Lepowski]

Silent gapers show their true colors by actions, such as joining your group from the singles line then dropping the lift bar on your fucking head before you have even sat down then look at you with a stupid fucking blank stare when you tell them to calm down with the bar.
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I fucking hate that shit. Seems like some dipshit always wants to put the bar down (with no warning, of course) on a particular high speed lift at Stevens and it's like only a 3 minute ride.

[Max Archer]

Silent gapers show their true colors by actions, such as joining your group from the singles line then dropping the lift bar on your fucking head before you have even sat down then look at you with a stupid fucking blank stare when you tell them to calm down with the bar.

In case you can't tell, it happened not once but twice today.

The little sign that says to "lower the bar now" isn't like a speed limit sign. The cops aren't going to come after you.

No joke, 90% of why I wear a helmet is for protection from gapers pulling the bar down on my head.

The other ten percent is protection against gapers skiing/boarding into me.

[TomCrac]

That's awesome. I'm so doing this next time.

Just be careful that they don't gape even further and fall from the chair... We had a fatality from a 25 foot fall from chair last Sunday...

[SNWGHST]

Why is that dog dressed up in a ski patrol costume?

[jonesy]

Thanks sal.....your not hot.

[stuckathuntermtn]

A good one is too hold down the bar a little longer than is comfortable.
Oh did that say prepare to unload?
Oh does that say tips up?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, now.

[Cocximus]

I am sooo gonna pull the bar down as I sit.

[#######]

"...I kinda applaud ____ for doing nothing."

"What's he up to now anyway?"

"Well, he did that Holiday Instructor job, now he ain't doing shit."

"Wasn't he making $30 hr. right after graduating?... So he just saved a bunch for six months and then quit.
What's he gonna do for money after he burns his savings?"

"He still has a huge trust fund."

[DasBlunt]

Been snowing up high for days. Lady under the chair, "its extra bumpy today".

[MagnificentUnicorn]

I was riding up the chair with some tourist couple today and the guy asks me "how do you like those new fatter shaped skis?" I was skiing on my og neon explosive.

[Kuruption]

Whoever took this video thank you,this dude is a fucking tool. And yes im a gaper too since i can never get a video to embed on here
http://youtu.be/sH-2f4n92Qw

[old goat]

Whoever took this video thank you,this dude is a fucking tool. And yes im a gaper too since i can never get a video to embed on here
http://youtu.be/sH-2f4n92Qw

Priceless. (And anyone who spends enough time on computers to know how to imbed videos is a gaper IMO--yes, I've tried and failed.)

[TahoeJ]

Whoever took this video thank you,this dude is a fucking tool. And yes im a gaper too since i can never get a video to embed on here
http://youtu.be/sH-2f4n92Qw

The most pathetic part of that video is that he did that after skiing all day. Hope he gets outed for being such a tool.

[Timberridge]

Detachable 4 person chair and I'm in line with 3 boarders on the load area. Boarder to my right loads on behind the load zone marker, and when I try to sit down, this fucker had slid over so now I'm sitting on his lap. Liftie is yelling for the guy to move over. I'm trying to figure out my next move as the chair is hooking up. I decide the best move was bailing in a 5' jump. I shoulda ridden on that fucker's lap the whole way up.

[Kuruption]

The most pathetic part of that video is that he did that after skiing all day. Hope he gets outed for being such a tool.

Yeah man fucking brutal, It says right on the trail map you need a avy transceiver and it's fucking 50$ for a ticket which is cheap as fuck.

[jonesy]

Detachable 4 person chair and I'm in line with 3 boarders on the load area. Boarder to my right loads on behind the load zone marker, and when I try to sit down, this fucker had slid over so now I'm sitting on his lap. Liftie is yelling for the guy to move over. I'm trying to figure out my next move as the chair is hooking up. I decide the best move was bailing in a 5' jump. I shoulda ridden on that fucker's lap the whole way up.

Ski Pole that bitch.

[GPP33]

Whoever took this video thank you,this dude is a fucking tool. And yes im a gaper too since i can never get a video to embed on here
http://youtu.be/sH-2f4n92Qw

But the big question remains unanswered; did he he or didn't he get his $52 back?

[wolfelot]

^^^ best Gaper video we have had in years!!!!

I hope this video gets back to him. Ha!

[old goat]

But the big question remains unanswered; did he he or didn't he get his $52 back?

And who is the mysterious white-haired man?

[skiburgher]

The video made it into boston.barstoolsports.com anyway. Could go viral.

[praisethelowered]

1st world problems suck

[MagnificentUnicorn]

And who is the mysterious white-haired man?

In the other thread someone said it was Bob Allen, whoever the fuck that is.