Shit that annoys you

[philth]

Monsey? .... Amateurs ... Monroe is where it's happening.

Nah…try Kiryas Joel. Not annoying to me at all. Interesting place actually.

[TomCrac]

Curious George is in Monroe.

Interesting (curious) indeed.... http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/21/ny...anted=all&_r=0

[Ted Striker]

they occupy all the positions of power.

yeah, right...

[systemoverblow'd]

Mother-of-the-bride showers. When the hell did this shit start happening? We need to hold a shower for a women whose daughter is getting married? Well at least I get to drink at work, but come the fuck on...

[MMP]

youth coaches that scream the entire game. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET THE KIDS PLAY!!!!!!!!!!

The loudest screamers yell the stupidest shit too. absolutely torture to listen too. I was refereeing a tournament yesterday and one guy didnt stop. I was standing next to one of his players when a kid was chasing down an out of bounds ball, and said "your coach likes to yell" he said, yah. I asked do you tune him in, or out? His answer. Out.

[Buster Highmen]

Spandex wrapped cyclists in rush hour traffic riding 3 abreast outside the BIKE LANE.
Talk about teeny weeny agenda.

[The AD]

Mother-of-the-bride showers. When the hell did this shit start happening?

Never heard of these, but not too surprising. Probably started happening about the same time kids started "graduating" from grade school and middle school. Yay! Let's celebrate every possible achievement!

[glademaster]

Never heard of these, but not too surprising. Probably started happening about the same time kids started "graduating" from grade school and middle school. Yay! Let's celebrate every possible achievement!

It's the American way: if you aren't spending money on frivolous bullshit you're a traitor.

[TahoeJ]

Mother of the bride showers....... jesus fucking christ. I think we're doomed.

[flyandski365]

Natural News and the fact that people take it seriously.

[spook]

Spandex wrapped cyclists in rush hour traffic riding 3 abreast outside the BIKE LANE.
Talk about teeny weeny agenda.

you must be from portland

[Buster Highmen]

you must be from portland

We've been through this: nope, not now. Lived in Stumptown far before it was hip. Loved it.

[Hugh Conway]

Never heard of these, but not too surprising. Probably started happening about the same time kids started "graduating" from grade school and middle school. Yay! Let's celebrate every possible achievement!

Human's used to celebrate regularly, many seemingly small, occurrences and generally be joyous. But we killed of the old time religions and culture for consumerism. Learn to love it fuckers.

[Name Redacted]

Fundraising for the cops. Been getting a lot of calls lately asking me to give money to the police. THAT IS THE LAST FUCKING PLACE ON EARTH THAT I WANT TO GIVE MONEY. Holy shit! I have to drive through a gauntlet of cops every night on my way home. They hide in every nook and cranny off the highway, giving tickets like candy at a parade. Now they have the gaul to ask me for more money?

[spook]

tell them you'll give the cops some money when they give you your stash and bong back PLUS INTEREST IN THE FORM OF THE BEST CONFISCATED WEED THEY HAVE.

[MMP]

tell them you'll give the cops some money when they give you your stash and bong back PLUS INTEREST IN THE FORM OF THE BEST CONFISCATED WEED THEY HAVE.

Stealing this. State Police Association professional telemarketers call every few months.

[MMP]

Of course it is.

[MontuckyFried]

I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned several times already, but public finger nail clipping. Was waiting for my summer tires to be put back on yesterday, when I heard that awful noise behind me. Clip..........clip........clip.......clip...... It really wouldn't bother me nearly as much if people at least had the decency to do it over a waste basket or something, but they usually just leave their clippings all over the floor since it's apparently somebody else's problem to have to pick them up. One of the worst is when I heard somebody clipping their nails at a theater right in the middle of a movie. AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!! One of these days I'm going to lose it on one of these fingernail clipping mofos.

And speaking of movies, anybody noticed how many people put their feet up on the chairs in front of them these days? Not only is that kind of gross, but it's super annoying how even when they're all the way down the row since the seats are connected, every time they move, my seat back ends up shaking like some little turd behind me is kicking it. Grrrrrrr.......

[PNWbrit]

I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned several times already, but public finger nail clipping. Was waiting for my summer tires to be put back on yesterday, when I heard that awful noise behind me. Clip..........clip........clip.......clip......

What you need to do is make them think you've been hit by a piece of their flying nail. Either by doing a mosquito swat with your hand, in this instance on the back of your neck. Or better still, if the angles are right, by pretending it's gone in your eye.

[MontuckyFried]

What you need to do is make them think you've been hit by a piece of their flying nail. Either by doing a mosquito swat with your hand, in this instance on the back of your neck. Or better still, if the angles are right, by pretending it's gone in your eye.

Actually, that HAS happened to me. No pretending necessary. Some guy was clipping his nails behind me at an airport and one of his clippings flew about 6 feet and hit me in the back of the head. I did the mosquito swat like you suggested, and gave him the ol' WTF look and gesture. He stopped for a while, but resumed as soon as I got up to catch my flight. Some people.

[systemoverblow'd]

When someone tries to tell me how long they think my job will take, when they don't know the first thing about video. "don't worry, this should only take 30-45 minutes." Oh go fuck yourself, you have no idea.

[PNWbrit]

Vanishing threads......

[Mazderati]

What you need to do is make them think you've been hit by a piece of their flying nail. Either by doing a mosquito swat with your hand, in this instance on the back of your neck. Or better still, if the angles are right, by pretending it's gone in your eye.

This is good.

[philth]

Fuck you asshole.

[vt_ski]

People that flick cig butts out the window, fucking hate that.
People that drive 45 in a 25 on a residential road. WTF?
My fucking boss. He appears to have a raging coke problem (which would explain the mood swings and irrational behavior and business decisions) and does not have any clue on how to run a business. I mean, if one of your employees came to you and said "your lack of inventory control had caused me to cancel 90k worth of online sales in the past 20 months", what would you do? His response? "Don't worry about it"
Moron.