TR: A fall into King Ravine (Mount Adams, NH)

[Vt-Freeheel]

I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"
I'm headin' down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind.
Me, I got a 10-inch penis, use your mouth if you wanna clean it.
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.

[the Cock]

Well if that don't get a ban-hammer swingin' nothing will.

[buttahflake]

no shit, right?
the tit's/twat deep thing, should have done it.
buh-bye roj.

[ex-powderbroker]

hey it worked as he's still here. can't say the same for the tunnel creek sheep or the many many other avalanche related fatalities

so till the kid don't make it, STFU

the rog

Shameful.

[neck beard]

Just ignore Icelandic skier. He is a flaccid blubbering attention whore. A trivial dullard, a village idiot, a dunce, a simpleton. The internet is far newer than his kind. Ignore him now like he would have been ignored before the printing press was invented and his only device would have been rambling in the square and rubbing his own shit on himself.

[lynchdogger]

^^^ well said. But I'd rather punch in him the face and would but the pussy would probably call the cops. What a complete smelly douche you are. Rot in hell.

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[TBS]

I put the douchebag on ignore late last year. Still, I wouldn't bitch if the ban hammer crushed his e-skull - esp since he doesn't wear a helmet

But back to the matter at hand...Dr. Gnar, please tell us more about the chemistry of magnetism.

[icelanticskier]

lynchy, you'd hafta find yer car keys first! lol!

ooh shameful, ooh ban-hammer, ooh, ooh ignore, ooh

the rog

[the Cock]

Buh-bye Rawjah!!

[Tye 1on]

roj is taking a break for a week.

[Trapp]

Our intreped hero posted a TR on epic ski from his trip up the Ravine LAST season:


"The snow was very granular, corn like in quality. Stepping into it was like quick sand, perfect avalanche snow. After about 40 minutes of carefully working my way up, I felt a light movement under my feet. I slowly moved my way over to a small bush that was poking out of the ground. After securing myself on the bush, I took my skis off my pack with my boots already clicked into the bindings. Boots already in the skis, can't be too hard to get in, right? WRONG. Lace up liners! Complete pain in the ass to get into, even moreso with the shells already clicked in. I struggled a good 10 or so minutes until I finally got them on. Game time. With my line already planned out in the event of an avalanche, I took off. And with me came more than a foot of snow down the gully. I could hear it coming down behind me, and I took the escape route on the skier's left of the gully. I took a slight tumble while turning off into the escape route zone, and ended up taking a 100ft slide into the bush. Normally wouldn't be an issue, but being in a t-shirt, it was a little painful. I guess I'd have some cool injuries to show off to my friends back down at school.

The "Seven" gully was in the same shape, so I decided to give that a go as well. Basically the same result, and I decided to throw on a sweatshirt and gloves as a precaution.

I don't have a go-pro, so I had to make due with putting my phone between my stomach and waist band on my bag."

[Trapp]

This also belongs in this thread

[neck beard]

No shit, hey.

That quote has too much WTF to comprehend. But ending with this was gold: "I don't have a go-pro, so I had to make due with putting my phone between my stomach and waist band on my bag."

[Tri-Ungulate]

roj is taking a break for a week.

Oh HELL YEAH.

Only a week? At least it'll give my ignore filter a break. It's been working overtime and was starting to show some signs of wear. His noisome solipsistic crap was seeping though. He'll come back worse then evah though, seeing as he luuuurves the notoriety. Seems he took this thread personally, as his role as most hated poster on TGR was being challenged by a n00b upstart.

Good fucking riddance, at least temporarily.

Anyway, back on topic, RTTT - tell us more about yourself - your ongoing narrative really is fascinating.

This also belongs in this thread

HELLZ YEAH AGIN'

[LeeLau]

yeah - more about the radness of New Hampshire

[monkfish]

RTTT, seriously

What things would you do differently next time?

I haven't seen you answer this. I always appreciate when someone who survives a bc accident posts details for education purposes, even knowing they might catch shit for mistakes made. What are your lessons learned?

I actually have a bunch of specific questions but thought I'd start with the open-end.

[wildmanwillie]

This also belongs in this thread

There have been actual wolf sightings where Trapp regularly tours. He also tours significantly more than you RTTT. Does he carry on the skintrack? I highly doubt it.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Can't believe I missed this thread till now!

I don't even know where to start...

sure seems like the OP has it all figured out and on lock down.


Jesus Christ, rog. It Must be so easy to troll when u have no friends or empathy for others.

[Rise To The Top]

RTTT, seriously



I haven't seen you answer this. I always appreciate when someone who survives a bc accident posts details for education purposes, even knowing they might catch shit for mistakes made. What are your lessons learned?

I actually have a bunch of specific questions but thought I'd start with the open-end.

Marker bindings. I'll start with that.

[Tri-Ungulate]

"There are no bad skiers only bad gear."

[Hugh Conway]

he was telemarking?

[Tri-Ungulate]

Hey, that's MY excuse.

[raisingarizona13]

Ouch. The smiley face at the end of the Tunnel Creek comment? Wow. That's just crazy insensitive.

[the Cock]

Throw away the keys, he's an asshole.

[peds]

This whole thread has been funny enough, I guess. It's nice to have these little episodes of banality in amongst the pictures of people skiing super-fun things.

Hope we get more pictures of skiing soon, though. These kind of threads can only entertain you so much.

Polite round of applause for all the players. Perhaps take it on tour? Could work on Broadway...