Shit that annoys you

[The AD]

I'm actually thinking about getting out of work to meet with the principal in the first place. If it was a public school it would have to be a damn good reason, but I would guess if you send your kids to private school you've sort of signed on to this kind of thing.

[TomCrac]

Too strict + Fridays off for skiing = ???

[Bobcat Sig]

People that mis-spell warranty as 'warrantee.'

[Gcooker]

Seconding this annoyance, especially since I'm a first rate mine sweeper, yet managed to step into the one rogue turd that manages to hide. Happened to me twice in the past 2 weeks in 2 different states. The only saving grace is that most of the turd was sandwiched by leaves and I caught it before walking inside. The real hassle is how to clean it off without a hose avaiable. I ended up using the toilet brush and cleaning it in the toilet.

I'm glad that some of these goof threads exist, because sometimes I think this shit only happens to me.

Yeah, I was careful too. Ended up smelling the turd driving to work... thought maybe I sharted but realized there was dog poo transfer to my clutch.

[~mikey b]

My kid's school doesn't get it either.

[booner]

My boss that gets involved with a (perfectly happy)customer that I've been resolving an issue for (for months), tells them we'll have things in order (completely out of our hands) in a few days when it will be at least 2-3 weeks (took a month), and then rides my ass the whole time to somehow make magic happen to reach the deadline he made up..and has the customer riding my ass now wondering why they didn't have their answer in a few days.

PLEASE JUST HAVE YOUR LONG AWAITED HEART ATTACK AND/OR STROKE YOU FAT FUCKING RETARD!!!!

[BigDaddy]

Bossnan's gotta manage expectations....

[BigDaddy]

Volvo drivers

[TomCrac]

Thinking your dad was the coolest... Only to find out that other kids were skiing on Fridays!

[Buster Highmen]

anyone that knows us will recognize
b

you and the q are the r00l

[Flyoverland Captive]

Hiring a lady-boy in Manila, taking him back to your room, then finding out he's an actual LADY.

Whatever happened to truth in advertising?

[snoqpass]

Is that a post-op benny boy?

[stfu]

trimmer kids that think camo is cool

[spook]

cyclists who go out of their way not to share the fucking road

[GimpToo]

Getting a good stride going uphill on skis, only to have your pole stick in the cement snow on a push off

[east or bust]

Unskippable 30 second youtube ads.

[spook]

it is a little annoying keeping track of small children on a big pow day
b

i hadn't thought about that, but i was thinking a little older so we're riding together. i'm sure someday he'll lose me at the top of the hill and yell back "sorry, dad, no friends on powder days!"

[Moeghoul]

Attention whores. I wonder how many nails he bent before he got one into the cobble stone.

Man Nails Testicles To Red Square Cobblestones (NSFW, potentially)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/1...n_4250355.html

[BmillsSkier]

TOMS shoes. Stop wearing these worthless pieces of shit people. You look like idiots in them. Ladies, especially the ones with corkboard platforms.

[The AD]

^^Gotta agree. I like the idea, but how about make a shoe that doesn't look like it was designed by a kindergartner?

[The AD]

Here's one I thought of yesterday: people who wait for your parking spot prematurely. I was at Costco still unloading my cart and someone's sitting there waiting for my parking spot. I think the unwritten rule is it's OK to wait once the person is actually inside their car ready to back out. Anything prior to that time is premature.

[Rip'nStick]

cyclists who go out of their way not to share the fucking road

Mostly a Portland problem

[Name Redacted]

Here's one I thought of yesterday: people who wait for your parking spot prematurely. I was at Costco still unloading my cart and someone's sitting there waiting for my parking spot. I think the unwritten rule is it's OK to wait once the person is actually inside their car ready to back out. Anything prior to that time is premature.

Especially when done in the ski area parking lot.

[riser4]

The little rubber stick-on feet on the bottom of computer cases. One always falls off.

[riser4]

One size fits all ajustable hats that use those little rubber nipples on a strip. They need to add about ten more to the strip so it has a chance of fitting my fat head. I found a hat back in '94 that actually fits. Never been able to find another one like it. The person who made it probably got fired for their mistake. The plastic nipple strip is also two rows. Bomber. Except that after 19 years of use the plastic is falling apart.