Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[jonesy]

188cm ski like 74.01575in. yes?

[jonesy]

Sweats/sunnies at killington sunday

No difference, just ski gear.

[DropCliffsNotBombs]

No difference, just ski gear.

At Killington?!
If only he was also rocking some Dukes and had an ABS pack, that pic would be even MORE ironic!

[Soups]

No difference, just ski gear.

Dude, NO WAY!. That guy HAS to be spancered by Moment.

[Timberridge]

Sweats/sunnies at killington sunday

If you have to explain which one is the douchebag in that picture, it's a problem.

[Lindahl]

At Killington?!
If only he was also rocking some Dukes and had an ABS pack, that pic would be even MORE ironic!

Pretty sure thats a Mammut RAS pack, so he's only missing dukes. Pretty funny.

[Timberridge]

Someone here needs to fess up.

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...llington/page3

[HotCarl]

He probably takes annual ski trips to Colorado.....so there's NO WAY he could be a gaper.

[chadeau]

The picture and its response is interesting. It appears that gaperdom is a spectrum.

If your gear is old or not 100% appropriate for skiing. Thou art a gaper.

If your gear is too eXtreme for the location, conditions or one's abilities. Thou are a gaper.

So somewhere in the middle of those two extremes, is the golden mean.

Interesting.

[BigLeagueBrian]

I think I see a shovel attached to that bag. I laugh more at the Moment Pro than the dude in sweats. Where's your gopro?

[biff chalupa]

The picture and its response is interesting. It appears that gaperdom is a spectrum.

If your gear is old or not 100% appropriate for skiing. Thou art a gaper.

If your gear is too eXtreme for the location, conditions or one's abilities. Thou are a gaper.

So somewhere in the middle of those two extremes, is the golden mean.

Interesting.

So avi gear and sweatpants. got it.

[digitaldeath]

did you notice how tiny his skis are?? fkn pussy

and why have MOMENT on your helmet?

why wear a helmet?

FKN PUSSY

[Kim Jong-un]

Moment-boy = Greg from AZ?

...or somebody from ECRC needs to fess up.
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...-on-Killington

[stuckathuntermtn]

No way, greg probably would have his old Bogner onesy and a beavertail. Probably be rocking slalom skis or some kind of high performance carver. And a Snooky or something from NJ would be his date.

I never did understand skiing in jeans. I mean, I get it, you're not a big skier, but why do you want to be wet and cold?

[MakersTeleMark]

Saw a woman today snowshoeing in jeans on a packed FS road ...

wearing a helmet and a GoPro.

[the Cock]

Ever been caught in an avalanche? Tree Well? or just hurt up in the EC trees? Yeah, bright colors aid in you being found. Norrona doesnt make them crazy for fashion. Its a genuine safety measure. Not to mention its look rad as fuck in pictures on no vis low light days I do have a more subdued jacket but nothing like pro shell for storm day riding.

Heard today.

[time2clmb]

Vt-freeheel...HAHAHAHAH what a fucking flake. Probably one of the best gaper quote thread fails so far.

[jonesy]

Saw a woman today snowshoeing in jeans on a packed FS road ...

wearing a helmet and a GoPro.

[spook]

If you have to explain which one is the douchebag in that picture, it's a problem.

probably not the one who only needs $70 worth of outerwear to get out.

[~mikey b]

Dear Alpine Meadow's ski patrol,

You are seriously retarded and can eat a bag of dicks. Bomb all of Keyhole/High Yellow area. Then when summit finally opens, keep it closed so everyone can traverse as high as possible, into, and underneath aforementioned terrain. Same goes for lower/upper Beaver (not today)
I can understand summit and even Scott today, but late opening on roundhouse??? Pathetic.

........

[teletripper]

Saw a woman today snowshoeing in jeans on a packed FS road ...

wearing a helmet and a GoPro.

Ha, No Name road by any chance? I did watch some chick going up the road fitting this discription when I was walking my landladies dog up there this morning and had to say hello (translation wtf are you doing) she tells me going to cut a cristmas tree. And yes she was "consered" that the little healer mix was going to bite her. Should have but it didn't.

[ASmileyFace]

Watched a dude try and duck a rope at copper today. It went pretty well except for the gopro on his helmet snagged on the rope and pulled it right off. The dude just skied off without missing a beat. Got a nice laugh watching his buddy chase him down screaming.

[FrankZappa]

5+ days of good storm Wx & just a day or so away from the X-mas rush, this posted on the areas FB page:

Sue Harris Cavness We are coming Friday...in a minivan...with no tire chains...say a prayer

say a prayer?

OK: Ohh God - please don't let them get this far.

[DropCliffsNotBombs]

I was asked yesterday why the snowmaking guns were allowed to let the snow pile up in huge whalebacks. It seems the guy asking couldn't understand why the snow wasn't spread around evenly instead.
I think he had no idea that we groom them all flat with snowcats afterwards.
I actually respect that question... I never thought of it that way.

[DasBlunt]

Just want to point out again, the gaper is the one gaping, fucking extreme Backpack brah!!! lol.

Sweats/sunnies at killington sunday