The Gaper Spirit Animal

[KenJongIll]

Where is he?

[homebrewd]

I need a presidential style gsa shirt. Who has some skills in the photoshop department.

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[BaNosser]

I desire a 'Believe in the Journey' shirt and some believe stickers...

Oh great GSA... I beseech you .. begin the pwnerizing..

How about GSA-Believe.com

Oh and a nice wrap around coozie to keep my holy microbrew chill...

[Frank]

His holiness could be at loveland valley bashing gates, as he will kill the FIS/Bizz league this year and still make it to AK. I would look for him to be at the 10 places you have never skied as per ski mag.
This will let the great GSA be in peace and still stay in shape. Like when Jesus was gone all that time and came back with the beard and what not.

All hail

[PowerWhore7]

Where is he?

I think you meant “have you seen him"

[splat]

Where is he?

The GSA says his coming out party starts next week and he will deliver unto his fold of maggot believers true blessings and good tithings. This winter he will be at a hill near you. And he will want to ski with you. And, as a newly nearly non profit spiritual entity, like so many of us, he will dedicate his existence to skiing with every person in the world. If not in person, in spirit. And his spirit will help carry those whose path is difficult.

He's coming.

[daver]

i think i saw him at a-basin last sat. there was someone at least in full avy gear and helmet cam. shovel outside pack. he pulled his BCA bag while walking to the parking lot after 4

[BaNosser]

The GSA says his coming out party starts next week and he will deliver unto his fold of maggot believers true blessings and good tithings. This winter he will be at a hill near you. And he will want to ski with you. And, as a newly nearly non profit spiritual entity, like so many of us, he will dedicate his existence to skiing with every person in the world. If not in person, in spirit. And his spirit will help carry those whose path is difficult.

He's coming.

Praise Be!!

many many thanks Brother Splat !!

[jaja111]

Oh praise to his holiness! I quake in my boots with anticipation for his ascendance to sit beside Ullr's throne!

"For this we say unto you by the word of the Spirit, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the GSA shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the GSA himself shall descend from Manhattan with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, Cumicon, and with the trump of Ullr: and the maggots of the GSA shall rise first for first chair: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them on the mountain, to meet the GSA in the snow: and so shall we ever be with the GSA." The Holy Book of Clownshoe

In the name of the GSA, the dos gopros, and the holy climbing harness, Amen. Believe!

[spook]

a newly nearly non profit spiritual entity

do tell....

[splat]

I'll let him tell it.
But I can say.
I looked upward.
Hoping for a sign.

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And found it was right behind me.
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[ACH]

Mini Summit at Alpental if he makes it up here.

[Crampedon]

do tell....

He got shit-canned from Morgan Stanley for taking too much time off?

Blasphemer!

[The SnowShow]

Any reports out of NYC of the GSA on treadmills now that power is back on in lower Manhattan?

[chatton18]

Any reports out of NYC of the GSA on treadmills now that power is back on in lower Manhattan?

morgan stanley is midtown. study up on your gsa texts.

[stuckathuntermtn]

The prodigal son returneth!!!!

[Frank]

Splat. I want that shirt. How do I get this?

[splat]

Everything is to be revealed next week.
I will say the material that shirt is made of is some of the most awesome material I've ever worn, whether for casual or ski wear.
It has, dare I say, a kind of a superhuman aura about it.

There will be some sort of charity/giveaway/maggot special during this historic rite of passage when the spirit aligns.
If you can get your hands on one, do it.

[MJbumper1121]

^^ sounds like my prayers have been answered. Splat truly lives up to the expectation of all GSA followers. Well played, sir.

[oftpiste]

perhaps he will notice my believe sticker and smile upon me.

[stuckathuntermtn]

the suspense is killing me.

[daviski]

I'll let him tell it.
But I can say.
I looked upward.
Hoping for a sign.

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And found it was right behind me.
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What a bunch of horrible drivel -- that shirt is like draping yourself in the nondescript outdoor marketing parlance from a start up on-line hoodie outlet. The text is a bag of cliches wrapped up in poor typesetting. There is no essence there at all.

Where is the soul of the Gaper, where is a hint of the iconic images that gave ascendency to the GSA -- if this is his idea of owning it, then he is a pompous fuck.

The King James revision of third century documents is clearly underway, yet another faith I must abandon it seems.

[TGR420]

Splat speaks the truth. This will make trumps lame announcement seem, well, lame as it was. I wish I could speak, but I have taken the oath.

[spook]

so were any lawyers involved?

[wolfelot]

What a bunch of horrible drivel -- that shirt is like draping yourself in the nondescript outdoor marketing parlance from a start up on-line hoodie outlet. The text is a bag of cliches wrapped up in poor typesetting. There is no essence there at all.

Where is the soul of the Gaper, where is a hint of the iconic images that gave ascendency to the GSA -- if this is his idea of owning it, then he is a pompous fuck.

The King James revision of third century documents is clearly underway, yet another faith I must abandon it seems.

Daviski, hath thou art becometh a blasphemer?