The Gaper Spirit Animal

**BassBone** · 03-26-2012, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by snapt

I was really hoping for a Tahoe sighting with all the snow in the forecast for us after his whistler trip. How many gnar points for a GSA pro call out?

keep 'em separate. no way to tell if saucer-boy would approve. ...RIP.

**TheMessenger** · 03-26-2012, 04:19 PM

**LeeLau** · 03-26-2012, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

An apparition

BRILLIANT!

**TahoeJ** · 03-26-2012, 04:26 PM

GSA believers should clearly face in the direction of Alaska, so it can change depending on where you're located at the time.

Originally Posted by masterofgreenbeans

With about 2 weeks gone by and no sighting of my beloved GSA, I was back in the city away from the snow with no proper way to praise GSA. I found myself pondering how best to honor GSA. Muslims pray 5 times a day facing Mecca, Catholics take communion, Jews bob incessantly at the wailing wall reciting from the Torah, born again christians speak in tounges, I was on a quest give this new found diety of snow sliding his due.
After hours of imbibing copius amounts of Bourbon and IPA's I found myself flailing around and found myself in a pose that immediately made me feel at one with the GSA.
I took note and found that I was standing pigeontoed and knock-kneed, my upper body completely stiff with arms up, out, and bent as if trying to steer my whole body...it was an epiphany as I let out a cry of "hail GSA, I believe.

**StuntCok** · 03-26-2012, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

Praise GSA

Sent from my IS11CA using TGR Forums

**Snakeboy** · 03-26-2012, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

TFF...

"Dropping!!!!!!"

**Crampedon** · 03-26-2012, 06:28 PM

That ^^^ up there, ^^^ is all fucking time.

SOMEBODY has to do something about this unofficial Squaw heresy!

Can JONG SLAUGHTER call up the troops of dark overlords to do his bidding and hack that website and remove that article ASAP before something awful happens?

• Global warming
• 30 years of darkness
• cats and dogs living together
• pow being groomed off before the ropes drop

We must trample the bodies of the non-believers, stomp their top sheets herd their their woman into small, manageable groups, then pillage their ski passes with resort charge!

You get the idea, take action!

PS- BELIVE sticker made it to Maui, check the Ho'okipa sign

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

**Piggity** · 03-26-2012, 06:33 PM

The GSA Prophecy has been said to cause SOOLS, clinically known as Spontaneous Outburst Of Laughter Syndrome, for days or even weeks at a time. There is no known cure for SOOLS, the GSA lives in your soul and medications are not effective since they cannot transcend into the spiritual world.

**splat** · 03-26-2012, 06:43 PM

Dooooood. Noice!

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

**Ski to Be** · 03-26-2012, 07:02 PM

That explains why he is always looking down. He is prepping to send it from 200,000 feet. We were petty fools to think that is was Christy's.

**garyfromterrace** · 03-26-2012, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

Praise GSA, there is hope for us all. Messenger, you're well named. Thank you for this, I am momentarily soothed.

**biff chalupa** · 03-26-2012, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

This is how GSA followers should face mecca or AK . . . leaning back, on one heel, forward focused. Believe.

**daviski** · 03-26-2012, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

That is truly fucking awesome

When all hope was waning

When the idiot neophytes at Unofficial Networks made ignorance official

When hope and faith were tested to the limit ----

Then this, I bet when GSA dropped he reached up and snagged both of those cameras, bringing his total to 6,7 maybe 8? digital recording devices

Anyone who doesn't believe now has the soul of a desert rat turd

**Ski to Be** · 03-26-2012, 10:09 PM

As we are coming close to a holiday perhaps we the believers should take a moment on April 15th and turn your Gopro or whatever camera you have available north towards Alaska and observe a moment of silence.

**Garbanzo** · 03-26-2012, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

The best!

**coldfeet** · 03-27-2012, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

Thank you for bringing us this message from the GSA.

O gapers and gaper-wannabes! Face the fall line, for it is the GSA's way.

**herr_stoiber** · 03-27-2012, 05:31 AM

praise the gaper spirit!
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw how greg from alpinezone highjacked the unofficialnetworks thread.
in north facing prayer position,
herr_stoiber

**BigDaddy** · 03-27-2012, 07:23 AM

Some amazing work from the Messenger...so worthy of the name.

Taking GSA to new heights.

**sb4l** · 03-27-2012, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Piggity

The GSA Prophecy has been said to cause SOOLS, clinically known as Spontaneous Outburst Of Laughter Syndrome, for days or even weeks at a time. There is no known cure for SOOLS, the GSA lives in your soul and medications are not effective since they cannot transcend into the spiritual world.

Brother Piggity speaks truth, and SOOLS are a divine gift truly sent to the enlightened ones from above.

TheMessenger, thanks for giving me SOOLS today.

**sb4l** · 03-27-2012, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by herr_stoiber

praise the gaper spirit!
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw how greg from alpinezone highjacked the unofficialnetworks thread.
in north facing prayer position,
herr_stoiber

Greg's appearance on the Unofficial GSA post, was priceless. It was the only shining star in a dark night sky. I Lol'd pretty hard.

The spirit lives on, and the brotherhood created by this thread shall transcend and haters, or false prophets such as Daryn from Unofficial, or Bryan the blasphemer who shared this story in vain hopes of glory.

My belief was already strong, but when a hand-addressed letter from far-away in the PNW graced my mailbox yesterday, all disbelief in my fellow man vanished, and all was good in the world. 5 Believe stickers, in all their glory, in my hands. This immortalizes the GSA, this thread, and my faith in random people from the internet to deliver the goods, literally to my doorstep.

Superstator , thank you brother!

**ShadyNasty** · 03-27-2012, 01:30 PM

edit:^^^look's like someone beat me to the chase

Look's like Greg got him on his own forum, and a bunch of other non-believers.

"Greg,

Sounds like you have a nice site and like you are a nice guy. Sorry we are too immature and fun for you. I wish you luck with your site.

Daryn"

Greg is the GSA Prophet of the web!

**bern43** · 03-27-2012, 01:39 PM

I may . . . or may not . . . be heading out to visit this non- believer as I type this. I will make every effort to convert him to the ways of the GSA if I get the chance to preach the gospel.

**freeheel80731** · 03-27-2012, 02:52 PM

Brothers of the Gospel,
I am humbled to announce I have news of the GSA on this fine, but cloudy, down day.

The GSA at this very second stands on the now hallowed grounds of Alaska Backcountry Adventures on Thompson Pass, AK.
His training is now complete and the Chugach bows beneath the superiority of His might.

We are currently in weather hold, though the gods recognized the GSA's presence and allowed him the first run of the day, before the clouds came in ...
I am unfortunately not in GSA's group, though I will do my best to keep the fellow followers abreast of his domination of the Chugach.