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Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
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03-09-2012, 11:21 PM #901
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03-09-2012, 11:41 PM #902
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Did I actually read all 37 pages? Yup.
You people piss me off. I'm sitting here, training for Alaska and you kids have to keep posting this - this stuff.
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03-09-2012, 11:45 PM #903
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The Panini one the girl was on Craigslist asking for the swap so she kind of had it coming.
Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
The Alta dooshfest thread I don't recall. I will have to brush up on that one.License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
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03-09-2012, 11:49 PM #904
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"You got change fer $.05??"
Naw, trainin fer AK!
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03-09-2012, 11:55 PM #905
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FKNA Originally Posted by LivinCO
Sent from my IS11CA using TGR Forums
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03-09-2012, 11:57 PM #906
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Laying in bed with my newborn son. Mother in law walks in to ask if I want her to take him so I can get some sleep. My reply: no. I'm training for Alaska.
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03-10-2012, 12:00 AM #907
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How much you wanna bet this guy goes metal detecting on the beach during summers?
--"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
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"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
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03-10-2012, 12:38 AM #908
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Shouldn't you be training for Alaska? Originally Posted by Ski to Be
you know there ain't no devil,
there's just God when he's drunk---- Tom Waits
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03-10-2012, 02:17 AM #909
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What summer? For the GSA, there is always Chile, and NZ. One must, eventually, train for Antarctica. Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover
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03-10-2012, 10:12 AM #910
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Yes . Let me get back to my training. Originally Posted by daviski
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
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03-10-2012, 10:28 AM #911
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Stickers hell ! My last 5 posts are being inscribed in 23 ton granite tableau stones for your yard. Delivery will be by low boy pulled by mack semi trucks. Who's up for a set? Financing available WAC. Originally Posted by TahoeJ
a amazon kindle series is also forthcoming for you urban apartment dwellers....www.freeridesystems.com
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ok we'll come up with a solution by then makers....
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03-10-2012, 10:32 AM #912
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Many have said "he could show up anywhere." True, the GSA can go wherever he wants. But look at where he has been spotted: Snowbird, Beaver Creek, and Whistler. He is much more likely to show up at Jackson, Squaw, Telluride, Kicking Horse, or some place like this rather than Keystone, Deer Valley, Sun Valley, or some other place generally accepted as lame. He is training for Alaska, after all.
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03-10-2012, 11:01 AM #913
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Now this post is a truly remarkable example of the mystical power of this thread. 1 Post since 2006 and the 2nd is made here. I've seen a few others like this one. The GSA is really bringing out maggots from the cobwebs. I believe! Originally Posted by actionman
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ski & ride jackets made in colorado
maggot discount code TGR20
ok we'll come up with a solution by then makers....
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03-10-2012, 12:19 PM #914
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Had this exchange this morning.
Wife: Can you make the kids breakfast?
Me: Sorry, I'm training for Alaska.
A highly useful response for so many situations. Of course, those of you who are married with kids already know that this exchange was followed by me making the kids breakfast anyway. I fear the GSA will view me as weak as I allow such distractions to interrupt my training regimen.
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03-10-2012, 12:26 PM #915
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Originally Posted by TahoeJ
Were you wearing your harness?
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03-10-2012, 05:36 PM #916
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pell grants are now available for those TRAINING FOR ALASKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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03-10-2012, 05:44 PM #917
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The double gopros are more important, so that GSA can unleash his rage on the unbeliever wife after reviewing the footage. Originally Posted by splat
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03-10-2012, 06:15 PM #918
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wow pure epic awesomeness
in GSA we trust
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03-10-2012, 06:36 PM #919
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Caught myself today in the tram line today at snowbird with my foot cocked out, and toe in the air. Had to Smile, and was filled with a deep sense of inner calm, for I knew the GSA was looking down on me, and said a few Hail GoPros to myself. I then looked around filled with a new sense of awareness, and I noticed at least 5 others with the exact same stance.
There may not have been any sightings this weekend, but we are all looking out when we should be looking in, the GSA is in all of us. To deny your inner gaper is to deny your true self. The GSA's battery powered orange pants are the ying to the battered and duct taped old pants of the local hardcore shredder's yang. There is a duality that cannot be denied. The bro-brah is fallible, and the sooner you come to this realization you can then embark on the unattainable journey for GSA perfection.
Remember, Shred for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the Gnar.Last edited by rip; 03-10-2012 at 06:46 PM.
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03-10-2012, 06:42 PM #920
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"I'm training for Alaska"
Sticker me up Scotty. Maybe w GSA silouhette/ image next to it?
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03-10-2012, 06:50 PM #921
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for those seeking stickers, may I remind you of this passage.
Matthew 6:5-6
5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the lift lines and on the tram decks to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to The GSA, who is unseen. Then your GSA, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
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03-10-2012, 07:47 PM #922
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New maggot secret greeting - "Training for Alaska?" replaces "Change for a nickel?" Originally Posted by jmedslc
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03-10-2012, 07:52 PM #923
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WWGSAD?
Train for Alaska.No kick turns
No mercy
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03-10-2012, 08:20 PM #924
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No, but she was. Pegging for Alaska. Originally Posted by splat
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03-10-2012, 08:31 PM #925
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What girlfriend? That's a bar of soap! Originally Posted by RMacSki
Nay, fellow GSA disciples... I have spent too long lurking in the GSA's presence. He hath shown me that I must express my jongness by creating an account and posting in jonglike manners... so that I can truly learn his ways, and follow his path.
I too fear that another sighting is unlikely in the near future, for Alaska is as far as it is wide. In order to perhaps incite another appearance of The Great GSA, I offer this picture of my ex girlfriend as a sacrament of my faith.
In GSA we trust.
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