Luffski's Ski Stompin' Thread

[Jer]

Stating an obvious truth is "swingin' yer dick" now?

Seriously Hoho - what did I say that twisted your panties so much? I honestly can't rememeber. Did I piss off an alias or something? You strike me as one of those guys who creates an alias so they don't have to go through the embarassment of their real made-up username posting in PolyAss. What's the deal?

Don't make me stomp on you e-skis.

[icelanticskier]

alta is a cool place if lifts were never put in or a road to get you there. took me about 2 weeks my 1st season there about 18 years ago to realize that it def wasn't all that. did a whole lot of skinning that year................felt like huntah with more snow, similar clientele, more shitty traversing, longer liftlines on pow days.............did i mention similar clientele?

rog

[skifishbum]

^^^^ reminisce much????

[leroy jenkins]

You would know, having been here all of three months. And for the record Leroy and I think each other are cunts. Just not as big of cunts as you.

I think just about everyone on here is a cunt.

[icelanticskier]

^^^^ reminisce much????

gaper much^^^^^^^^^? outta that over the tips power wedge yet there buddy?

rog

[neck beard]

Stating an obvious truth is "swingin' yer dick" now?

Seriously Hoho - what did I say that twisted your panties so much? I honestly can't rememeber. Did I piss off an alias or something? You strike me as one of those guys who creates an alias so they don't have to go through the embarassment of their real made-up username posting in PolyAss. What's the deal?

Twisted ? Deal? Dude, nothing. You have it pretty wrong actually. Seeing way way more than there is.

I'll be honest - you're coming across butthurt here.

Start being funny again please. This momentary laps doesn't suit you.

[TheDon]

This is stoopid

[powder11]

Don't make me stomp on you e-skis.

head butt to teh gorb-pro.

[Hott Butt Mud]

Luffski is the local Alta GSA....

[old goat]

Boys, boys. Take this thread over to epicski where it belongs.
And for the record there is a clearly marked singles line on Broken Arrow at Squaw, which is a double chair. I've been trying to figure out how that's supposed to work.. Although it doesn't matter, because there's no snow and it's not going to run this year.

[PearlJamEd]

Lift lines blow...

...And sack (scrotum) was used on the keyboard when removing Luffster's original post concerning the perpetrators against the "bro code" sanctity. (because i do shit like that when blackout alcohol "army strong" while the Luff is giving yo momma's [just a ymj, no offense to the sons who love their mom] the touchdown drive, damn you fourloco! also, i have no recollection of such a laptop trespass, so it must of involved the sack to the keyboard: crazy how memory works.)

[dos bolsas]

Lift lines blow...

...And sack (scrotum) was used on the keyboard when removing Luffster's original post concerning the perpetrators against the "bro code" sanctity. (because i do shit like that when blackout alcohol "army strong" while the Luff is giving yo momma's [just a ymj, no offense to the sons who love their mom] the touchdown drive, damn you fourloco! also, i have no recollection of such a laptop trespass, so it must of involved the sack to the keyboard: crazy how memory works.)

i'm guessing scotch.

[Xover]

... apparantly, you think you ski on the topsheets of your skis ....

p.s. heed your lesson in "Southern' " respect

[BackCountryNC]

felt like huntah with more snow, similar clientele, more shitty traversing, longer liftlines on pow days.............did i mention similar clientele?

rog

Oh God!!!

[luffski]

Yeah, yeah. In light of all the recent shit storming of my video last night, most of you know it got posted on unofficialsnowbird.com by that lurking asshole, Mitch Cumstain.

Pretty funny how my video is front page and then right above it is another article featuring the "Pizza, do a Pizza" little kid crashing video. Seems like I am ski interwebz ultimate post view winner for the week. That's 2 of my posts those douche-nozzles ripped off in 2 days.

I am able to use the action of the original video being taken down as a little ammo to make Mitch do extra work and have to edit his article. I'm glad it's not on the interwebz anymore, but it will make a reappearance after this shit storm blows over in LCC (if it ever does.) Apparently the Tram Club at Snowbird was abuzz with discussion of this and I was approached by several people today asking me questions about it in person. I just think I agree with PearlJamEd in the fact that the video is a little slander/libel and could be used against me. I like the PG Version 2.0 better for now. But the other one is fucking funny too. Be patient, it will reappear I promise.

As for TeleBobSki, you sir are a grade-A pussy of many proportions. You can rip on my "army strong" comment all you like motherfucker, but I doubt you dropped out of college in UConn and joined up to go put bullets in the heads of terrorists that want to fuck your day up. Maybe you're a vet, but with a comment like that, I doubt it. Think about the freedoms you have to post your many comments on this forum before you accuse someone with bigger balls than you of having a piss-wet-pant leg from some middle-aged-douche yelling at me in a lift line. What's your claim to fame? Is it that you didn't piss yourself when your wife yelled at you for spending too much time on TGR, oh no wait, the Depends™ carton in your shopping cart says you did old man. I could go on telling stories of this and that to prove my massive balls are heavy on your chin, but I will refrain.

Here's the cross posted bullshit comment I just put on unofficialsnowbird.com to clear the air. I'm putting it here to so you mags don't have to look far. And yes, I'm weathering the storm well and fully prepared for this backlash.

First off I didn’t tell MITCH @ unofficalsnowbird that he could rob my video off the forum where I posted it, that’s why I took it down. I meant for this video to be there, not all over, but who really cares. Just bugs me that some silly writer for this site has to poach stories from forum posts like some newbie. Seriously?

As for somebody saying posting my video on my youtube channel was disrespecting paying customers? This dude works in the canyon and gets his pass as part of his job. Apparently he’s an old LCC relic employee at the P-DOG. Woohoo, big tourist dollars coming in from that guy. Doubt it.

This is my first season here, holy shit I just started skiing last December, forgive me for not being totally “aware” of all the rules and for being a so called “beater.” Didn’t know all you fancy pants hot shots had special tea party rules for the hill. Thought we were here to shred, no?

So today I asked 2 different lifties and a few seasoned employees and guess what? That line is a line you can ski into anytime, just NOT on powder days. It is not a singles lane like I thought, but a lane that even doubles can ski into.

Guess what? We haven’t had any powder days until that day. So I did not know that using that line was “forbidden by the secret laws of LCC Aggro Bros.” I came to this place to ski. If that means that a bunch of other people skiing down the hill want to pole all the way down to the end of a line and miss time skiing instead of using and forming a line in an open, alternating lane, then shame on them. Use the system, don’t let it use you.

The only reason I stood my ground and acted like an asshole by staying in that line, which mind you, other people that are not Patrol or Ski School (which it is not signed) were using, is because he started to flip out and be asshole and try to tell me something I didn’t believe was the case (I am allowed an opinion based on previous ski days.) I usually don’t respond to assholes because it just furthers their cause. If someone had nicely said “Bro, that line is for when it’s not busy, today there is one line.” Guess what? I wouldn’t have argued. This asshole caused a scene that held the line up more than the 3 seconds me pairing up with that other single in the video would have caused. Blame him for your loss of powder laps.

Matter a fact, I still went to the end of the line after this all went down and shit got crazy with all the other “powder panic people” starting to scream because this guy gave them the idea that freaking out like 5 year olds is cool.

I cut the end of the video out where the liftie told me to go back to the end of the line out because she is doing her job and didn’t sign up for all of you to watch her on youtube.

I think she handled the situation perfectly, she got the asshole who was out of control on the lift and away from the guests. Once he shut up, I was quiet and went about my way to ski pow.

As for not beating on this guy for physically bullying me…. Do you think I am totally stupid (well maybe?) But, I don’t have the spare change lying around to buy a pass for the rest of the season. I do like the small amount of income that the part-time job I work. I do like not having a criminal record of assault. I also do like skiing at Alta when it’s not full of angry people. All of those things would have instantly vanished if I returned force on this guy and got physical. Not too mention if things did go down, my friend, who skied up during the altercation than would have been obligated to jump in. That would have also affected his life as well.

Apparently a lot of you condone this guy’s behavior. I’m glad to know that a portion of my fellow sportsmen/women are OKAY with violence and bullying. Hell yeah, that’s awesome, not really, it’s actually kind of disheartening.

My final take on this situation is that it happened for a reason. Why don’t we turn that reason into diffusing this type of behavior around the slopes. It’s retarded, it’s like we have “Road Rage” when we ski now. What’s up with that?

I’m not here seeking justification for my behavior. I didn’t even need all of you to see that video in the first place. Felt I would throw my 2 cents in though.

As for myself, if you wanna be a douche when you see me, if you know who I am, then go ahead. I’m pretty sure that most, if not all, people I interact with think I’m a nice fellow, a good friend and a fun guy to ski with, even if I ski like like a “beater.”

That is all.

[dos bolsas]

Yeah, yeah. In light of all the recent shit storming of my video last night, most of you know it got posted on unofficialsnowbird.com by that lurking asshole, Mitch Cumstain.

Pretty funny how my video is front page and then right above it is another article featuring the "Pizza, do a Pizza" little kid crashing video. Seems like I am ski interwebz ultimate post view winner for the week. That's 2 of my posts those douche-nozzles ripped off in 2 days.

I am able to use the action of the original video being taken down as a little ammo to make Mitch do extra work and have to edit his article. I'm glad it's not on the interwebz anymore, but it will make a reappearance after this shit storm blows over in LCC (if it ever does.) Apparently the Tram Club at Snowbird was abuzz with discussion of this and I was approached by several people today asking me questions about it in person. I just think I agree with PearlJamEd in the fact that the video is a little slander/libel and could be used against me. I like the PG Version 2.0 better for now. But the other one is fucking funny too. Be patient, it will reappear I promise.

As for TeleBobSki, you sir are a grade-A pussy of many proportions. You can rip on my "army strong" comment all you like motherfucker, but I doubt you dropped out of college in UConn and joined up to go put bullets in the heads of terrorists that want to fuck your day up. Maybe you're a vet, but with a comment like that, I doubt it. Think about the freedoms you have to post your many comments on this forum before you accuse someone with bigger balls than you of having a piss-wet-pant leg from some middle-aged-douche yelling at me in a lift line. What's your claim to fame? Is it that you didn't piss yourself when your wife yelled at you for spending too much time on TGR, oh no wait, the Depends™ carton in your shopping cart says you did old man. I could go on telling stories of this and that to prove my massive balls are heavy on your chin, but I will refrain.

Here's the cross posted bullshit comment I just put on unofficialsnowbird.com to clear the air. I'm putting it here to so you mags don't have to look far. And yes, I'm weathering the storm well and fully prepared for this backlash.



First off I didn’t tell MITCH @ unofficalsnowbird that he could rob my video off the forum where I posted it, that’s why I took it down. I meant for this video to be there, not all over, but who really cares. Just bugs me that some silly writer for this site has to poach stories from forum posts like some newbie. Seriously?

As for somebody saying posting my video on my youtube channel was disrespecting paying customers? This dude works in the canyon and gets his pass as part of his job. Apparently he’s an old LCC relic employee at the P-DOG. Woohoo, big tourist dollars coming in from that guy. Doubt it.

This is my first season here, holy shit I just started skiing last December, forgive me for not being totally “aware” of all the rules and for being a so called “beater.” Didn’t know all you fancy pants hot shots had special tea party rules for the hill. Thought we were here to shred, no?

So today I asked 2 different lifties and a few seasoned employees and guess what? That line is a line you can ski into anytime, just NOT on powder days. It is not a singles lane like I thought, but a lane that even doubles can ski into.

Guess what? We haven’t had any powder days until that day. So I did not know that using that line was “forbidden by the secret laws of LCC Aggro Bros.” I came to this place to ski. If that means that a bunch of other people skiing down the hill want to pole all the way down to the end of a line and miss time skiing instead of using and forming a line in an open, alternating lane, then shame on them. Use the system, don’t let it use you.

The only reason I stood my ground and acted like an asshole by staying in that line, which mind you, other people that are not Patrol or Ski School (which it is not signed) were using, is because he started to flip out and be asshole and try to tell me something I didn’t believe was the case (I am allowed an opinion based on previous ski days.) I usually don’t respond to assholes because it just furthers their cause. If someone had nicely said “Bro, that line is for when it’s not busy, today there is one line.” Guess what? I wouldn’t have argued. This asshole caused a scene that held the line up more than the 3 seconds me pairing up with that other single in the video would have caused. Blame him for your loss of powder laps.

Matter a fact, I still went to the end of the line after this all went down and shit got crazy with all the other “powder panic people” starting to scream because this guy gave them the idea that freaking out like 5 year olds is cool.

I cut the end of the video out where the liftie told me to go back to the end of the line out because she is doing her job and didn’t sign up for all of you to watch her on youtube.

I think she handled the situation perfectly, she got the asshole who was out of control on the lift and away from the guests. Once he shut up, I was quiet and went about my way to ski pow.

As for not beating on this guy for physically bullying me…. Do you think I am totally stupid (well maybe?) But, I don’t have the spare change lying around to buy a pass for the rest of the season. I do like the small amount of income that the part-time job I work. I do like not having a criminal record of assault. I also do like skiing at Alta when it’s not full of angry people. All of those things would have instantly vanished if I returned force on this guy and got physical. Not too mention if things did go down, my friend, who skied up during the altercation than would have been obligated to jump in. That would have also affected his life as well.

Apparently a lot of you condone this guy’s behavior. I’m glad to know that a portion of my fellow sportsmen/women are OKAY with violence and bullying. Hell yeah, that’s awesome, not really, it’s actually kind of disheartening.

My final take on this situation is that it happened for a reason. Why don’t we turn that reason into diffusing this type of behavior around the slopes. It’s retarded, it’s like we have “Road Rage” when we ski now. What’s up with that?

I’m not here seeking justification for my behavior. I didn’t even need all of you to see that video in the first place. Felt I would throw my 2 cents in though.

As for myself, if you wanna be a douche when you see me, if you know who I am, then go ahead. I’m pretty sure that most, if not all, people I interact with think I’m a nice fellow, a good friend and a fun guy to ski with, even if I ski like like a “beater.”

That is all.

Saving in just in case.

Luff's got some game.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Yeah, yeah. In light of all the recent shit storming of my video last night, most of you know it got posted on unofficialsnowbird.com by that lurking asshole, Mitch Cumstain.

Pretty funny how my video is front page and then right above it is another article featuring the "Pizza, do a Pizza" little kid crashing video. Seems like I am ski interwebz ultimate post view winner for the week. That's 2 of my posts those douche-nozzles ripped off in 2 days.

I am able to use the action of the original video being taken down as a little ammo to make Mitch do extra work and have to edit his article. I'm glad it's not on the interwebz anymore, but it will make a reappearance after this shit storm blows over in LCC (if it ever does.) Apparently the Tram Club at Snowbird was abuzz with discussion of this and I was approached by several people today asking me questions about it in person. I just think I agree with PearlJamEd in the fact that the video is a little slander/libel and could be used against me. I like the PG Version 2.0 better for now. But the other one is fucking funny too. Be patient, it will reappear I promise.

As for TeleBobSki, you sir are a grade-A pussy of many proportions. You can rip on my "army strong" comment all you like motherfucker, but I doubt you dropped out of college in UConn and joined up to go put bullets in the heads of terrorists that want to fuck your day up. Maybe you're a vet, but with a comment like that, I doubt it. Think about the freedoms you have to post your many comments on this forum before you accuse someone with bigger balls than you of having a piss-wet-pant leg from some middle-aged-douche yelling at me in a lift line. What's your claim to fame? Is it that you didn't piss yourself when your wife yelled at you for spending too much time on TGR, oh no wait, the Depends™ carton in your shopping cart says you did old man. I could go on telling stories of this and that to prove my massive balls are heavy on your chin, but I will refrain.

Here's the cross posted bullshit comment I just put on unofficialsnowbird.com to clear the air. I'm putting it here to so you mags don't have to look far. And yes, I'm weathering the storm well and fully prepared for this backlash.

[Tunco]

Can you take up surfing next? That would be sweet.

[allTandA]

hollleee shit.

someone do the intertubz a favor and nuke this weakass thread. This shit is way far gone beyond drama queen retarded. really. REALLY fuckers. jeezus.


Maybe the naysayers are right and the joint has straight up got wacked. Sure can't imagine this BS going down like this in mid 90's. WTF fuckers?

[Crampedon]

Originally Posted by dos bolsas-

I'm a fukking loser and a hack.
My opinion means nothing here.

Hi dos bolas!! It appears that you have wore out your welcome here at TGR, so perhaps it's time to find a new cyber-home I would like to formally invite you to make a "fresh start" as it were at our ALPINEZONE forums.We are a fun-loving but responsible bunch of skiers, telemarkers and snowboarders who know the benefits of what good and fair moderation brings to an on-line community. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is strictly "VERBOTEN" and something we have zero-tolerance with. You will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. This invitation extends to all the self-proclaimed "MAGGOTS" as well. If you truly are ready to turn over a new leaf, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

[dos bolsas]

Alta is for Skiers.

[splat]

luffski...remember when you said my whacked out computer was so fucked up that, by trying to save it and investing more in it, I was 'compartmentalizing', ie, investing too much in something that was too far gone and I should just forget it and start over?

[dos bolsas]

I'm sooo confused.......help me....

dots. connect them..

[TahoeJ]

There are a few things we can take away from this...

1. Alta is fucking weird.

2. Captain Aggro is such a douche that even though he was completely in the right, we all agree he deserved a solid kidney punch at the very least.

3. Luffski should never be hired by any company that values computer security. ;-)

4. Half the articles on Unofficial show up shortly after being posted here.

[Lumpy]

Pretty sure I would have tossed a knee or shoulder into your groin and some serious go bugger yourself agro if I'd been waiting in a hell line and your show up at last minute to snag my spot in line. Call it angst from whatever social problems everyone has in the brown valley or whatever. I'd hate you for chigging a spot in front of me...get your ass behind mine. So be the freeway ski life, then deal with getting around my slow ass on the
H-T. Tit for tat, OK?