Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

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[cinnepa]

vintage=curvy=win

[f2f]

tee-hee:

[Tunco]

that's thread ending worthy

No shit. Close this one down and start another. Game over.

[Norseman]

Man, I was hoping it'd get to page 100. Not far! Let's do it then.

[1wsguy]

Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den

In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.

Honey Badger don't give a Shit.

[Conundrum]

Honey badger says shut this thread down. It all comes back to naked women and skiing.

[iceman]

The thread must not die.

[f2f]

^ indeed. i think the ones calling for this thread's closure fail to understand that the junk never ceases, but without this thread it'll only be dispersed everywhere else on the forum.

[Lurch]

^ indeed. i think the ones calling for this thread's closure fail to understand that the junk never ceases, but without this thread it'll only be dispersed everywhere else on the forum.

They are requesting this thread be closed and part 3 started. Please follow along.

[f2f]

[hawkgt]

^^^^^^

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[mud]

[BraddA]

[/QUOTE]

So the question is: Who has the more pressing mental-health issues?

[philth]

^^^^ hahahahah. I'm thinking the one on the left is just getting started and will be a plastic surgury disaster by 40 with a fat ass and lips rivaling her tit size and the one on the right, providing she eats a few more cheeseburgers will make a fine couger by 40.

[wicked_sick]

[El Chupacabra]

[f2f]

^ good one, elchup.

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[Hutch]

November 1972, she's my birth-month centerfold, and she's skiing at Park City! I like her.

[wicked_sick]

^ good one, elchup.

click to embiggenate if unreadable:

I think he did it wrong.

[berko]

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpps/new...erman_14901991

Corpse Found in Tub with TV Weatherman
Published : Wednesday, 07 Sep 2011, 5:06 AM MST

By Alice Wolke | MYFOXDFW.COM

MAUMELLE, Ark. - Police are trying to figure out what happened to an Arkansas man who was discovered dead in a bathtub with a sleeping television meteorologist.

Homeowner Christopher Barbour, who says he is a friend of 33-year-old KARK weatherman Brett Cummins, told police that he woke up Monday morning and found his friend asleep in his bathtub with a dead man wearing a dog collar lying next to him.

READ THE POLICE REPORT HERE.

Barbour told investigators Cummins had brought a friend that Barbour knew only as "Dexter" over the night before and the three were drinking and snorting drugs.

Barbour said he later went to sleep on his couch, and woke up around 8 a.m. the next morning.

He heard snoring from the bathroom and saw the two men in the tub, which had no water in it. He shook Cummins awake, and the two tried to wake "Dexter."

Barbour told police that Cummins screamed when he saw the discolored face of the man later identified as 24-year-old Dexter Paul Williams, then bolted from the bathroom and vomited in the living room.

Cummins then left the house and promised to return later, Barbour told police. Officers are investigating the death and the medical examiner is awaiting toxicology results to see how Williams died.

Cummins' photo and bio are still on the KARK website.

In a brief story reporting the death on Monday, KARK reported, "[Cummins] will not be on the air, as he is mourning the loss of his friend."

Maumelle is a suburb of Little Rock.

[Caucasian Asian]

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpps/new...erman_14901991

Corpse Found in Tub with TV Weatherman
Published : Wednesday, 07 Sep 2011, 5:06 AM MST

By Alice Wolke | MYFOXDFW.COM

MAUMELLE, Ark. - Police are trying to figure out what happened to an Arkansas man who was discovered dead in a bathtub with a sleeping television meteorologist.

Homeowner Christopher Barbour, who says he is a friend of 33-year-old KARK weatherman Brett Cummins, told police that he woke up Monday morning and found his friend asleep in his bathtub with a dead man wearing a dog collar lying next to him.

READ THE POLICE REPORT HERE.

Barbour told investigators Cummins had brought a friend that Barbour knew only as "Dexter" over the night before and the three were drinking and snorting drugs.

Barbour said he later went to sleep on his couch, and woke up around 8 a.m. the next morning.

He heard snoring from the bathroom and saw the two men in the tub, which had no water in it. He shook Cummins awake, and the two tried to wake "Dexter."

Barbour told police that Cummins screamed when he saw the discolored face of the man later identified as 24-year-old Dexter Paul Williams, then bolted from the bathroom and vomited in the living room.

Cummins then left the house and promised to return later, Barbour told police. Officers are investigating the death and the medical examiner is awaiting toxicology results to see how Williams died.

Cummins' photo and bio are still on the KARK website.

In a brief story reporting the death on Monday, KARK reported, "[Cummins] will not be on the air, as he is mourning the loss of his friend."

Maumelle is a suburb of Little Rock.

I heard about this on O&A. Apparently the the weatherman awoke to find the dead guy on his shoulder, wearing a dog collar, with a ring of blood around the tub.

[PassTheDutchie]

November 1972, she's my birth-month centerfold, and she's skiing at Park City! I like her.

Chicks: so much hotter back when they looked like human beings.

[Tippster]