Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**Lelandjt** · 02-12-2011, 10:16 AM

Not a gaper quote, but funny. My dad was using the single's line and the guys he paired up with asked where he's from (Mystic, CT now) and he asked the same (Annapolis, MD):
Dad: Oh, I used to live in Washington D.C. and would sail around Annapolis.
Tourist: What did you do in Washington?
Dad: It was the 70s and I was doing anti-war work with the American friends service committee.
Tourist: (Indignant) While you were doing that I was in the army!
Dad: Well I think everyone should do what they feel good about.
Tourist: (Angry) Well I don't think that way.
Dad: .........So, do you sail?

**jrbd** · 02-12-2011, 10:25 AM

It must be a destination-resort thing, but I've been hit up by investment advisers a few times at Breckenridge. Ever felt like pushing a stranger off the chair? I guess that's what those safety bars are really for...

**Rip'nStick** · 02-12-2011, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by farmer

Balls of fucking steel. If you want, I can come teabag you after I'm done fucking your mother, sister and girlfriend tomorrow night, you worthless cumguzzling JONG.

Decent comeback...

**Caucasian Asian** · 02-12-2011, 01:30 PM

I laughed when I read this post as well.

Originally Posted by f2f

Colorado strikes again:

"The latter part of this week I had to be in Calgary for a business meeting. I had one extra day to ski, Thursday. But I had to be back in Calgary for a 6:30 PM meeting, so the only place within range was Sunshine. To make my one day of Canada skiing happen, I paid $100 extra baggage fee each way for my skis. I rented a 4WD SUV ($500), absolutely necessary given the crappy job they do on maintaining the Trans-Canada Highway, rather than just taking a cab from the airport. I bought the extra insurance ($50) but still had to pay the deductible ($500) to replace the windshield which cracked when hit by the gravel they use on the Highway rather than just plowing aggressively like we do in Colorado. I bought a tank of gas ($100). I paid for a lift ticket ($75), the $20 rebate being of no use to me whatsoever. Total bill for my one day of Canada skiing, $1425."

The fact that he felt wronged by the SSV "sick" day was the biggest gaper move.

**robgoose** · 02-12-2011, 02:25 PM

At the bottom of Killington's Superstar Quad last weekend one girl says to another....
If you didn't like that trail then we shouldn't take this lift again, because it doesn't go anywhere else.

**Maker** · 02-12-2011, 05:23 PM

at a reputable bootfitter today for new boots....

me: I am just going to buckle them up and keep them on for a little awhile to see how they feel
bootfitter: you know that doesn't help....keeping boots on longer just makes your feet hurt

**Breakwater** · 02-12-2011, 07:54 PM

Incredibly obese lady decked out in North Face at Stratton on Thursday:

Hudge Jew-York accent at some kind of information booth or something:

Oooh, maam. I understand you have an event coming up with Shawn White. My son would like to meet him. Can you arange that? I understand you can arange that. He tried to meet Shawn White last year, but Shawn didn't want to meet him.....

**Bunion 2020** · 02-12-2011, 08:36 PM

We sell a few items to help pay for things like avalanche education etc.

Really big, nice guy from the southeast comes into our PHQ to buy a Hoody. While he is inside with us we are talking about his visit and all kinds of other stuff.

The guy was aware enough to know that he was referred to by many locals as a Gaper. He slyly brought it up but pronounced Gaper as Gapper.

What a Gaper.

**OUgetsdown** · 02-12-2011, 11:18 PM

Local midwest bump today. My bro and I are headed up a lift and he has my dakine heli pack on with his expensive camera and stuff in it. Guy rolls up in the singles line and I offered for him to come up with us, the place was packed today. About half way up, after the "Beautiful day isn't it?" bs you always get from people he goes "What's the backpack for?" My brother goes "Carrying stuff." I turned my ipod up then but I guarantee another word was not spoken.

**Huckwheat** · 02-13-2011, 12:12 AM

So, I am at this little midwest resort and I see these young guys with a DaKine Heli Pack, which is somewhat comical because there is like 200 vert, but we are chatting on the lift and ask what the pack is for.......they reply "carrying stuff". It was my gaper quote of the month......I mean, we are all skiing this shit resort and they act like they are too cool to have a conversation on a ski lift. Funny stuff.

**DasBlunt** · 02-13-2011, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by Huckwheat

So, I am at this little midwest resort and I see these young guys with a DaKine Heli Pack, which is somewhat comical because there is like 200 vert, but we are chatting on the lift and ask what the pack is for.......they reply "carrying stuff". It was my gaper quote of the month......I mean, we are all skiing this shit resort and they act like they are too cool to have a conversation on a ski lift. Funny stuff.

sounds to me like you were the gaper quote.

**Bird Blaster** · 02-13-2011, 05:21 AM

^^^^ FUcking hilarious! Loved it back-to-back

**Loon** · 02-13-2011, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by Bird Blaster

^^^^ FUcking hilarious! Loved it back-to-back

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HAHAHAHA

jgb@etree · 02-13-2011, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

sounds to me like you were the gaper quote.

I think your sarcasm meter is broken.

He was mocking the poster for carrying a pack at some shitty little bump of a hill - the person asking on the chair was probably doing the same thing and the jong doesn't even realize it.

**nogero** · 02-13-2011, 12:54 PM

saw a guy using his skis BACKWARDS. when i pointed it out to him he says, "thanks, i had no idea" shouldnt have said anything and enjoyed the inevitable carnage

**OUgetsdown** · 02-13-2011, 02:05 PM

Uh sorry maybe I have to label the gaper in the quote for some of you, but my brother was the gaper in that quote directly for the reasons you cited (being a prick for no reason, thinking he was cool for having a pack on etc.), so yeah good catch there, but next time try to control your semi at the thought of looking cool on the internet and maybe try thinking and stuff.

**fluxrad** · 02-13-2011, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by OUgetsdown

Uh sorry maybe I have to label the gaper in the quote for some of you, but my brother was the gaper in that quote directly for the reasons you cited (being a prick for no reason, thinking he was cool for having a pack on etc.), so yeah good catch there, but next time try to control your semi at the thought of looking cool on the internet and maybe try thinking and stuff.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but your story does come across as pretty douchey.

**karpiel** · 02-13-2011, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by OUgetsdown

Uh sorry maybe I have to label the gaper in the quote for some of you, but my brother was the gaper in that quote directly for the reasons you cited (being a prick for no reason, thinking he was cool for having a pack on etc.), so yeah good catch there, but next time try to control your semi at the thought of looking cool on the internet and maybe try thinking and stuff.

Keep digging that hole.

**OUgetsdown** · 02-13-2011, 02:26 PM

I mean I was explaining how I asked the dude to come up with us to keep shit moving and was shooting the shit with him until my bro killed it so idk how douchey that is, maybe unclear since it's not expected that I be mocking my brother. But regardless let's all stfu and quit fucking up the thread.

**karpiel** · 02-13-2011, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by OUgetsdown

I mean I was explaining how I asked the dude to come up with us to keep shit moving and was shooting the shit with him until my bro killed it so idk how douchey that is, maybe unclear since it's not expected that I be mocking my brother. But regardless let's all stfu and quit fucking up the thread.

**robgoose** · 02-13-2011, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by OUgetsdown

I mean I was explaining how I asked the dude to come up with us to keep shit moving and was shooting the shit with him until my bro killed it so idk how douchey that is, maybe unclear since it's not expected that I be mocking my brother. But regardless let's all stfu and quit fucking up the thread.

I agree, at page 113 it is finally time to stop f'ing up this important and serious thread

**OUgetsdown** · 02-13-2011, 02:58 PM

Yeah really this is serious business.

Snowboarder had been trying a 720 a few times, he was pretty close and eventually got all the way around twice and just didn't quite hit the landing. Some guy skiing past says to his friend "that kid is pretty good at that 360."

**Pablo Escobar** · 02-13-2011, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by OUgetsdown

Yeah really this is serious business.

Snowboarder had been trying a 720 a few times, he was pretty close and eventually got all the way around twice and just didn't quite hit the landing. Some guy skiing past says to his friend "that kid is pretty good at that 360."

that story isn't funny either. now post up the nekkid pics of your mom/sister/cougar aunt, and we might forget your previous disasters.

**Canada Guy** · 02-13-2011, 08:34 PM

I'm waiting at the end of a traverse today for a buddy to catch up to me and this guy comes up waving his hands to get my attention. I'm thinking great, my buddy somehow bailed on the traverse and this guy is trying to let me know he got hurt.

He finally rolls up to me and says "I really need to tell you something", so I say all confused "what??" He looks me straight in the eye and says "I'm the best skier on this mountain" with a completely straight face.

I really hope he was fucking with me. Ridiculous.