Mailing weed?

[leroy jenkins]

Coffee Grounds.

[Sphinx15]

Or another idea - smoking binge before you leave, then acquire more when you get to your destination?

[LivinCO]

Dude, Carrier pigeon.

Just make sure you smoke the thing up first.

[Larry Craig]

The risk of having that much weed and hashconfiscated or busted in the mail/fedex whatever is probably just as great as getting busted on the road if you are driving the speed limit, proper papers etc. I don't get it?? are the guns strapped to the outside of the car? in the window, mounted on the roof for road rage?? If it gets busted in the mail and they track it back to you they are gonna take your guns anyway. Your reasoning just doesn't make sense to me for a 10 hour drive.

You're prolly right and maybe I worry too much.

But if it does get busted in the mail, I can deny I know anything about it. And they can't come and take my guns because they don't know about them... NEVER REGISTER YOUR FIREARMS!

I knew a guy who lost his grandad's .45-70 because he had weed in his truck when he went hunting. Got stopped at a DUI checkpoint and while he was sober, he was stupid and had an old roach in the ashtray. Bye bye rifle.

[ProHoHater]

But if it does get busted in the mail, I can deny I know anything about it.

Wow, about as stupid as some of the advice given here. Hate to burst your bubble, but if you open the package it is a felony period. You can not use the I did not know anything about it defense. If you receive a package from a unknown source, you are not suppose to open it, if you do and it has weed in it, your guilty. Ignorance is not an adequate defense in this case.

[hialtitude]

Coffee Grounds.

X2......

[TurxSki]

...I'm traveling with a lot of guns - a handful of of those evil black ARs, a couple AKs, pistol grip shotties, plus around 20 handguns and several ammo cans topped off with just about every caliber made. Just don't want to take the risk of losing my precious arsenal.

Come on!
Admit it! It 's a funny old world innit?!
Where you can truck around a bunch of stuff just made for killing folks, and being unreasonable, and robbing, and such.
But are afraid you might face legal repercussions for having some dried plant parts...!

I remember being in Amsterdam, and watching the traffic cops give tickets for illegal parking, outside a shop with Child Porn in the window.
It's a funny old world, innit?!

[Larry Craig]

It is a funny world. My guns - which must be defective if they're just made for killing folks, cuz they've only killed a lot of bowling pins and most game animals in N. America - are totally legal. But my weed, which should be protected in the Constitution cuz it's my other pursuit of happiness, is illegal.

Funny world indeed.

[Zeedashbo]

ups ground. vacuum seal that ish. do the pb or the coffee. they don't give a fuck about the ground shipping. just make sure you vacuum seal it.

[Nathan Explosion]

Drive out of your county to a different FedEx location. Give a return address to a department store. Pay cash. Pack with vacuum sealed bags, coffee grounds, and peanut butter.

Either it'll make it or it won't.

[Danno]

Coffee Grounds.

I saw Beverly Hills Cop also!

[dynodonkeyaltabird]

i knew somebody who had a mailing operation going on for a few months:

-USPS overnight: no real problems(knock on wood)
-Reynolds oven bags, sz large layered with dryer sheets. about 2-3 layers. just seal the bags and ship in a USPS bag/envelope that fits the herbage.
-sometimes he also used ziplock plastic containers surrounded by the oven bags and dryer sheet combo, then the post office shipping bag.
-most he ever sent was 1/2 lbs

only problem he had was the mail guy said once, "tell your boy to wrap that shit up better next time." but that was before we started using the oven bags and dryer sheets.

[Danno]

My guns are totally legal.

And they can't come and take my guns because they don't know about them... NEVER REGISTER YOUR FIREARMS!

hmmmmm...

[Cliff Huckable]

YOU
PEOPLE
ARE
ALL
FUCKING
CRAZY
!

[ProHoHater]

As to some of the other stupid comments about moving weed around in general. DO NOT put weed in checked luggage, they search your luggage, and sometimes use dogs. Not a good idea, and the way most people get busted at airports carrying contraband. Do NOT mail it, as it is a felony, as opposed to a misdemeanor in most places. Felony = No more Canada ski trips, or anywhere outside the US for that matter. DO NOT drive with it if at all possible, as your car can be searched for just about anything, and they sometimes use dogs. Do Not drive with weed in Idaho, the cops are very bored and often have drug dogs.

Do, vacuums seal, or buy smell proof bags from you local head shop (make sure it is La Pew and not some other brands that use a aluminum foil liner that will set off a detector at an airport, Ive seen it happen first hand) Do, wear some bike shorts and tuck the contraband up under you nut sack as strip searches at airports are rare and even more rare on the side of the road.

Lastly Do Not bring a used pipe anywhere but from the couch to the lazy boy; use papers, cause if you can't roll a joint...you shouldn't be smoking in the first place.

Seriously, though Larry, you don't want a felony, they most definitely will want your guns then. Just seal it really good and grow some fucking balls and drive with it. You think that it is safer mailing it, but your just being a pussy. It most definitely is NOT safer. Your a good driver, just don't fuck up, otherwise I would take a vallum before I open the package, because that is where all your risk is. Man up or quite smoking.

[ProHoHater]

YOU
PEOPLE
ARE
ALL
FUCKING
CRAZY
!

Uhhh...I think whats crazy is the stupid fucking weed laws.

[waxman]

i knew somebody who had a mailing operation going on for a few months:

-USPS overnight: no real problems(knock on wood)
-Reynolds oven bags, sz large layered with dryer sheets. about 2-3 layers. just seal the bags and ship in a USPS bag/envelope that fits the herbage.
-sometimes he also used ziplock plastic containers surrounded by the oven bags and dryer sheet combo, then the post office shipping bag.
-most he ever sent was 1/2 lbs

only problem he had was the mail guy said once, "tell your boy to wrap that shit up better next time." but that was before we started using the oven bags and dryer sheets.

but that was before we started using the oven bags....you mean before your friend started using the oven bags....

[enlosandes]

In a zip lock, put into a bottle of hand lotion with lotion still in it.

[Larry Craig]

hmmmmm...

There are no firearm registration laws in either the state I moved from or the state I moved to.

One of them is my great state of Idaho, which ProHoHater correctly identified as a place where the State Patrol will shake you down cuz they bored.

I guess I could either keister it or keep it under my nutsak in bike shorts. But knowing me, I'd want to get hiiiiiiiiiigh on that 10 hr road trip and do something stupid.

[4matic]

As to some of the other stupid comments about moving weed around in general. DO NOT put weed in checked luggage, they search your luggage, and sometimes use dogs. Not a good idea, and the way most people get busted at airports carrying contraband. Do NOT mail it, as it is a felony, as opposed to a misdemeanor in most places. Felony = No more Canada ski trips, or anywhere outside the US for that matter. DO NOT drive with it if at all possible, as your car can be searched for just about anything, and they sometimes use dogs. Do Not drive with weed in Idaho, the cops are very bored and often have drug dogs.

Do, vacuums seal, or buy smell proof bags from you local head shop (make sure it is La Pew and not some other brands that use a aluminum foil liner that will set off a detector at an airport, Ive seen it happen first hand) Do, wear some bike shorts and tuck the contraband up under you nut sack as strip searches at airports are rare and even more rare on the side of the road.

Lastly Do Not bring a used pipe anywhere but from the couch to the lazy boy; use papers, cause if you can't roll a joint...you shouldn't be smoking in the first place.

Seriously, though Larry, you don't want a felony, they most definitely will want your guns then. Just seal it really good and grow some fucking balls and drive with it. You think that it is safer mailing it, but you just a being a pussy. It most definitely is NOT safer. Your a good driver, just don't fuck up, otherwise I would take a vallum before I open the package, because that is where all your risk is. Man up or quite smoking.

I put my backpack through TSA screening drunk after the Indy 500. All that was in the pack was a canister of skunk and a loaded pipe. No problems.. TSA ain't looking for small amounts of weed.

I've had TSA cards in airline bags many many times. They aren't looking for a few grams of weed.

[DickDeep]

why not buy some when you get there?

[BLOOD SWEAT STEEL]

Why all this hysteria and paranoia? I'm 99.9% certain they probably do sell weed wherever it is you're going. Just keep it low key and ask around a bit.

[leroy jenkins]

hmmmmm...

Whats your point? That his guns can't be legal because they aren't registered?

If so you're a fucking idiot. We don't have mandatory firearms registration in this country, for good fucking reason.

[leroy jenkins]

There are no firearm registration laws in either the state I moved from or the state I moved to.

One of them is my great state of Idaho, which ProHoHater correctly identified as a place where the State Patrol will shake you down cuz they bored.

I guess I could either keister it or keep it under my nutsak in bike shorts. But knowing me, I'd want to get hiiiiiiiiiigh on that 10 hr road trip and do something stupid.

Just smoke on your road trip, and roll down the windows when you do. Don't be a retard and don't get pulled over. Its not that hard.

[freezorburn]

Just say no.

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