Stand Up Paddleboards

**blackJack** · 06-04-2007, 03:06 AM

11 miles on the stand up board 2day. Zuma to Santa Monica.....8 dolphine ..4 seals..1 triatholon chick ..and about 45 to 50 guys in one line up at surfrider. Weekends? standup board. weekdays? surf. thank Neptune, I don't punch a clock....I feel like I'm movin faster on my SUB than the sea kayaks, wouldn't they be faster, with two blades and all? Want to paddle from Ventura to Anacapa Island..12 miles..by the way...4 me I think it's the view and the work out. standing seeing whats under me and beyond plus the horison. peace

**tuffy109** · 06-04-2007, 11:54 AM

it's spelled "clique", unless you're referring to kilometers.

**willywhit** · 06-04-2007, 12:00 PM

was your dad Bootstrap Bill Turner ?

**blackJack** · 06-04-2007, 12:57 PM

Ahhhh isn't that sweet....u girls spell check.

**cj001f** · 06-04-2007, 01:00 PM

Sweet, I've been picking on monkey spawn

Did your dad bone Marsha?

**SkiTopanga** · 06-04-2007, 01:01 PM

was your dad Bootstrap Bill Turner ?

>>> blackJack
Nah he was Davey Jones...

I thought you may have been related to Peter Dork.
Yeah, spellcheck is for girls.

SR: the 'Bu was fun this morning, low tide and all.

**willywhit** · 06-04-2007, 01:18 PM

JONG !

http://sports.webshots.com/photo/108...43996286OrwhMa

**greenroom** · 06-04-2007, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by blackJack

Want to paddle from Ventura to Anacapa Island..12 miles..by the way...4 me I think it's the view and the work out.

Try to Gina first. The first oil platform off Oxnard. The channel can get rough so pick your day.

I smell a victim.

**Brocktoon** · 06-04-2007, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by willywhit

meth is for rockstar skaters who haven't found religion yet

"This guy is hardcore, souled-out, on fire for Jesus Christ, AND he skateboards!"

That shit is deep.

**blackJack** · 06-04-2007, 10:26 PM

[QUOTE=greenroom;1300447]Try to Gina first. The first oil platform off Oxnard. The channel can get rough so pick your day.

Thanks.

Skitopanga, I knew you had a crush me and this is a stand up paddle board post, plus I don't play for the other team. I'm sure u'll find your orlando bloom one day. it's just not me. We're all rootin 4 ya though. good luck!

**SkiTopanga** · 06-04-2007, 10:33 PM

blackJack;
Skitopanga, I knew you had a crush me and this is a stand up paddle board post, plus I don't play for the other team. I'm sure u'll find your orlando bloom one day. it's just not me. We're all rootin 4 ya though. good luck![/QUOTE]

Don't flatter yourself.
Now, was it the spell check thing that got ya?
Or that we dissed your daddy?

**blackJack** · 06-05-2007, 02:14 AM

The dissin the Dad, did it.

**willywhit** · 06-05-2007, 07:05 AM

I fart in your general direction!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

still plenny of black chunks floating out there ? you know, from the petroleum barges and stuff.....so cal .....so beautiful

**SkiTopanga** · 06-05-2007, 07:23 AM

Uh oh, now he's gonna think that you're hitting on him too.
I bet guys hit on him all the time and that's why he is the way he is.
Maybe it's the neighborhood he hangs out in.

**willywhit** · 06-05-2007, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by SkiTopanga

Maybe it's the neighborhood he hangs out in.

the flag was a dead giveaway

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you thilly thavage!

**blackJack** · 06-05-2007, 12:16 PM

U girls behave.

**tuffy109** · 06-05-2007, 12:29 PM

willywhit and skitopanga aren't joking around. notice them trying to tell you where to go so they can rape you with your paddle.

and when you're trying to make some sort of social commentary on being open minded and anti-consumerism, it helps to be able to spell better than a 5 year old. dipshit.

**blackJack** · 06-05-2007, 07:32 PM

But hey,Yuffy, your a speller! Congattulations!

I know u latte ladies love it N here but does anyone N here actually stand up paddle board? or just hate? what the fuk. serriousilllly.-4 u yuffy

**SkiTopanga** · 06-05-2007, 10:11 PM

Dude,
We'll talk to TGR about adding a masochist topic to the forums for you.
Then you will finally rule.

**tuffy109** · 06-05-2007, 10:13 PM

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**blackJack** · 06-05-2007, 10:55 PM

DOES ANYONE USE THIS POST TO TALK ABOUT STAND UP PADDLE BOARDS? WHO STAND UP PADDLE BOARDS??

**cj001f** · 06-05-2007, 11:14 PM

rich middle age kooks or veteran waterman.

hmmmmmm wonder which blackjack is?

**tuffy109** · 06-05-2007, 11:16 PM

r u madd cuz you kant find another siite to talck aboot sweeper surfing?

**blackJack** · 06-05-2007, 11:41 PM

Obviously, neither one of u stand up paddle board. Got that. And you have judgements about people who do. Great. Thanks 4 sharing. Stay cool.

**blackJack** · 06-05-2007, 11:53 PM

Skitopanga, you dont sound like your old self. You miss your evening bump?

And Yuffy, I did a google search, the post said "Stand Up paddle boards" so I got on it... didn't know it would spellcheck and shit talk city.

Can't we all just get along?