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    Judge my dumb ass

    Okay, so bought a 2 BR apartment on the busline to sunday river ( woulda gone west, but got sick fam at home in NE). 600 pr month, found a roomie to split cost. My quiver consists of Line Chron Blends w/ look px 12, salomon 720 (the 05, so upgraded from the shit models) and Brototypes bought here with 04-05 freerides (more meant for smaller maine BC and tuck's, but some lift service to test em). Got a season pass, planning on just showing up Nov. 30th and hustling a job somewhere. Don't need anything more than 15 hrs a week.....Stupid of me ?

    Moving to bozeman next year btw....so wanted to test waters in the local area first. Otherwise I'd already be in MT, SLC, Tahoe or Summit.\

    OBTW. Got quite a few felonies on my record, so that kinda limited choices.

    Call me on my shit,

    Thank you!

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    Your shit sounds kinda self-defensive, like a dog who's been hit too much and cringes when somebody in the house raises their voice, but otherwise generally okay.

    Hope the sick person gets well and you get to follow your dreams.

    Until then silence is probably your best bet.

    Unless you like mixing it up, in which case we're here for you. Bring it if you can.

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    Not stupid.

    Now for what everyone wants to know about: your felonies. Let's hear about it...could even start a thread about it, everyone who qualifies can tell us about their misdeeds/deeds.
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    Sounds good to me. Keep after it.

    And uh... yeah, how serious are these felonies anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cliff Huckable View Post
    Now for what everyone wants to know about: your felonies.
    He's from Maine, he either stole someone's bloodworms or poached their lobster traps or cut some wood over someone's property line.

    Or got hammered and fucked someone's shit up.

    That's about all there is.

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    shoot the hostage?
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    He's from Maine, he either stole someone's bloodworms or poached their lobster traps or cut some wood over someone's property line.

    Or got hammered and fucked someone's shit up.

    That's about all there is.
    I bet he stole a lot of snowmobiles.

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    ... maybe he desecrated a pet semetary or got into a bar fight with an evil clown??
    I told you to tell them
    you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation.

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    You could have left out the felony crap.

    So di you register with the local police?

    Is the new apartment 1,000 feet from a school or daycare/

    Thats what pops into my mind when you start a thread like this.

    Just sayin

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    Is this a question or a statement?

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    IDIOT RAMPAGE TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    You could have left out the felony crap.
    It's almost like he wanted us to ask....

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    How old was she? .................. scallywag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phuckhuck View Post
    Okay, so bought a 2 BR apartment on the busline to sunday river ( woulda gone west, but got sick fam at home in NE). 600 pr month, found a roomie to split cost. My quiver consists of Line Chron Blends w/ look px 12, salomon 720 (the 05, so upgraded from the shit models) and Brototypes bought here with 04-05 freerides (more meant for smaller maine BC and tuck's, but some lift service to test em). Got a season pass, planning on just showing up Nov. 30th and hustling a job somewhere. Don't need anything more than 15 hrs a week.....Stupid of me ?

    Moving to bozeman next year btw....so wanted to test waters in the local area first. Otherwise I'd already be in MT, SLC, Tahoe or Summit.\

    OBTW. Got quite a few felonies on my record, so that kinda limited choices.

    Call me on my shit,

    Thank you!
    Wait, wait, wait. How the fuck are you going to get by on 15 hours a week?
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    Quote Originally Posted by IslandSnow View Post
    Wait, wait, wait. How the fuck are you going to get by on 15 hours a week?
    Felonies
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    So di you register with the local police?

    Is the new apartment 1,000 feet from a school or daycare/

    Thats what pops into my mind when you start a thread like this.

    Just sayin
    Are all felons sex offenders now?

    I think it would be funny shit if white collar embezzler type d-bags had to register with the po po and move away from the kiddies..

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    Ex priest

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    u dont want to move to bozeman, it sucks. i hear slc or tahoe or summit or anywhere else is better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IslandSnow View Post
    Wait, wait, wait. How the fuck are you going to get by on 15 hours a week?
    Hey, this guy is a goddamn felon, surely he has ways to produce money.

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    Felonies is a 3 syllable word and when you divide it into rent of 600 it equals 200.Now split that with a roomie without any felonies and he now only needs 100 a month plus utilities and food.

    Its doable

    Good luck

    If roomy is hot chick you now must post the obligatory naked pics for my consulting fee.
    I need money too and this watering plants and gardening shit is coming to an end fast.

    The pubes

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    einstein here is posting in the padded room regarding how many kalonopins its safe to digest while drinking!

    And I thought felonies were reserved for the smart bracket of society!
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    Trailer Farm!

    The Feds found out about his underground Trailer farm, way to finance the Dream!

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    Wow, who knew it was a felony to be a dumbass...
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

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    Sounds great other than you chose Sunday River
    Uno mas

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    FAIL.


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