This chick sounds perfect for you guys

[altagirl]

Just in case you didn't meet the "job" requirements in the other one:

Seeking man with no income. - 22

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Reply to: anon-15699500@craigslist.org
Date: Tue Sep 02 11:52:20 2003


I am trying to figure out approximately how large my return will be next year. And I have discovered the only way I will get the return I need is if I get married to a man with no income for the marriage tax credit.

So, you must have no income. You must also be okay with us filing jointly.

I prefer a really hot, young hippie (because you know most hippies have no income, that you can declare anyway.)

It's a plus if you are over six feet. It's a DEFINITE plus if you have a terminal illness so that I can file as a widow next year. That's a BIG tax credit!

If you have any other disabilities, please list (e.g. blind, deaf, etc.)

A little about me: I'm a young, pretty accountant.

Include a picture. SIO.

[half-fast]

nothing to see here anymore

[Sublime]

Hey half fast do all the office people a favor and take down the pic . Some Maggots could catch shit for it.

[jstead]

POTD some funny shiat.

[Dr. Crash]

My Problem: I share a 2-bedroom apartment with a slovenly, inconsiderate, self-righteous guy. His repulsive girlfriend comes over for semi-nude couch groping, and they both emit a foul hippie stink. I want to chew my own arm off and beat them with it. I'm itching for some payback.
Where you come in: I need a phony boyfriend to lounge on our couch, swill beer, scratch and belch, openly grope me in a shocking fashion, and then have loud, keep-him-up-all-night-while-he-struggles-in-vain to-go-to-sleep sex with me (weeknights after 10 are preferable). And if you could find it in your heart to spend the night so that the next morning he'd see you wearing boxers and rooting through the fridge I'd be extra grateful, although this is not required. I'm also open to screaming "couple fights", and you hitting on his girlfriend and/or him.
Me: 24, attractive, 5'8", athletic body, red hair, brown eyes, a hellcat in bed
You: Between 21 and 27, Attractive enough that he'll buy it, preferably tall and muscular/athletic, hopefully also fun in bed
Compensation: I'm afraid the extra loud sex will have to be enough as I can't afford to pay you (no s&m, role-playing, etc., just plain old sport fucking). I supply the beer and condoms.
Location: Williamsburg
Stipulations: Must be available weeknights and once or twice on the weekends (I'm hoping you can come over at least 3 times in the next 2-3 weeks), must not be allergic to cats, must NOT become his new best friend and stab me in the back
Contact Info: Please send me a photo and a brief note. References are not required. Serious inquiries only please.

LOL!
drC

[nachos supreme]

Originally posted by teledave
So KQ, gotten any good responses back yet?

sounds like something Ulmer would write.

[OtisTheDog]

These bitches be needin' some bone!

.....think they like having their legs all scratched up?