...in an empty Walmart parking lot and listen to the sound he makes when he hits the pavement:
Splat!
Though I will say I'm not a huge fan of those damned yappy dogs, I do really like the idea of putting animal kickers on catapults and launching them!
Sprite
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04-07-2004, 05:15 PM #1
Saucy Maid
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Let's launch Chad from a giant catapult...
"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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04-07-2004, 05:17 PM #2
Kicking Cancer's Ass II
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http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/LAW/04/0...rawford.ap.jpg
The only way this guy could look White Trashier would be to have a mullett."There is a hell of a huge difference between skiing as a sport- or even as a lifestyle- and skiing as an industry"
Hunter S. Thompson, 1970 (RIP)
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04-07-2004, 05:20 PM #3
Used Register
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Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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04-07-2004, 05:45 PM #4
40 Nickels!!!!
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What does a trebouche have to do with anything? Anyway, that fucktard should be forced to kneel and have David Akers boot his balls in a high arc and then under a car along with his cock jockey friends. I HATE stories like this.
*edit* Yeah, I read the title, I get it now....head in the game Theo, head in the game....Last edited by Theodore; 04-07-2004 at 05:55 PM.
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04-07-2004, 05:59 PM #5
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Anytime I hear something like this I want to scream. It is probably because I like animals more then most people, but I cannot understand why someone would get amusement out of torturing a deffensless animal.
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04-07-2004, 06:03 PM #6
"The Harmonizer"
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Bush Announces New Head of Justice Dept. Small Yappy Dog Task Force
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(AP) President Bush today announced the appointment of Chad Crawford to head a Justice Department task force on small yappy dogs and possible links to Al Queda. Bush noted that Murray had recently thwarted a plot by suspected Al Queda canine operatives by utilizing a field goal style kick. Bush stated, "Chad showed not only clear and thinking and swift action, but also proved that American football is one of the world's great games. You can bet that none of those pansy euro soccer players could have stopped that Al Queda hellhound. Plus, Jenna thinks he's cute."
Bush concluded the conference by stating, "This pesidentin is hard."Last edited by irul&ublo; 04-07-2004 at 06:07 PM.
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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04-07-2004, 06:04 PM #7
Lackey
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Hopefully he gets paired up with a lovely guy in jail nicknamed "monolith" who is in for beating to death his neighbor who ran over his french poodle Cuddles.
Wishful thinking.Skiing, where my mind is even if my body isn't.
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04-07-2004, 06:26 PM #8
sassy
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People are fucked up. News at 11.
And to think, if I hadn't checked out this skiing forum today, I wouldn't have had my day brightened by this wonderful bit of news.
I heard about some mass murders in South Africa. I'll be sure to post them tomorrow to get everyone here STOKED!
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04-07-2004, 06:54 PM #9
Saucy Maid
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Sorry there phUnkmeister. I agree it was quite the anti-stoke...
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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