The Swishiest Question Ever: Gap Return Policy?

[RootSkier]

I have this pair of two year old pants (corduroy, baby) from the Gap, and the zipper won't stay up.

Will Gap pull an REI and warranty my shit, or what?

[concretejungle]

Nope, but you could just have your significant other redo the zipper if you can't sew yourself.

[RootSkier]

Nope, but you could just have your significant other redo the zipper if you can't sew yourself.

She can't cook or clean, what makes you think she can sew?











She skies, bikes, and lets me hang around, so I'm not complaining.

[OldLarry]

or just buy a new pair for like $15

[bio-smear]

90 days from date of purchase, sugar tits.

[cj001f]

take it to a tailor

[Rooster]

I have this pair of two year old pants (corduroy, baby) from the Gap, and the zipper won't stay up.

Will Gap pull an REI and warranty my shit, or what?

So.. you support companies that use third world labor and pay pennies and charge you(the dumb american) hundreds. I hope your proud of yourself.

[Tunco]

Just let the cow out of the barn.

[RootSkier]

So.. you support companies that use third world labor

No, but my mother in law does.

Yes, my mother in law bought me pants.

[Rooster]

This is what all of you budding capitalist pigs are forgetting about.

http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive...ops-column.asp

[OldLarry]

yes yes. fight the power and all that. Good for you little one- you've got it all figured out. Good luck!

[NorCascader]

Rootskier's stock is tumbling.
Although I haven't searched....
this has to be his most metrogheyasexual posting ever.

Lord, let it snow.

[Gerome]

yes yes. fight the power and all that. Good for you little one- you've got it all figured out. Good luck!

Oldlarry, I hope your 1000 post is not whining about being overworked, and underexercised or about the construction workers working to give you a newly paved street, or complaining about idealistic youth. Follow the pow te ching: young flexible branches bend in the wind while old brittle branches break. Please make your 1000 worthwhile.

And think before you reply to my post!

[The AD]

I have this pair of two year old pants (corduroy, baby) from the Gap

There's your problem right there. It should have been obvious that pants purchased at Baby Gap would be too small for you.

[OldLarry]

Oldlarry, I hope your 1000 post is not whining about being overworked, and underexercised or about the construction workers working to give you a newly paved street, or complaining about idealistic youth. Follow the pow te ching: young flexible branches bend in the wind while old brittle branches break. Please make your 1000 worthwhile.

And think before you reply to my post!

Oh no! I'm waisting my 1000th post! What is this world coming to???

[Gerome]

Oh no! I'm waisting my 1000th post! What is this world coming to???

I am humbled in the presence of your wisdom and knowledge of all things worldly as you are not befuddled by what others think.

[BeanDip4All]

Oh no! I'm waisting my 1000th post! What is this world coming to???

darn i was really hoping for another thread about how you didn't want a salad for dinner!!

edit, and rootskier, don't be a cheap bastard, take em to a tailor it will be like $4

[RootSkier]

There's your problem right there. It should have been obvious that pants purchased at Baby Gap would be too small for you.

True, but it was worth it to check out all the hot preteens.

[cj001f]

I am humbled in the presence of your wisdom and knowledge of all things worldly as you are not befuddled by what others think.

I'm lucky to have such apparatchiks in my campaign of global suckdom.

< cues the anthem >

Unbreakable Union of freeborn suckers,
Great Suckdom has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Sucky land!

CHORUS:
Sing to the Suckland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of cj001f, the strength of the people,
To Suckdom's triumph lead us on!