Don't Fear the Gaper

**The_Hobbit** · 10-02-2007, 09:55 AM

Don't Fear the Gaper by Bluehouse Skis Cult
(Sung to "Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult)

All our runs have come
Here but now they're gone
Bears don't fear the gaper
Nor do the wind, the snow or the ice
We can ski like they do

Come on Bear... Don't fear the Gaper
Baby take my glove... Don't fear the Gaper
We'll be able to huck... Don't fear the Gaper
Bear I'm your man...

Last run is done
Here but now they're gone
Bears and Divas
Are together in powder...
Bears and Divas

40,000 vertical everyday... Like Bears and Divas
40,000 vertical everyday... Redefine Epicness
Another 40,000 turns everyday... We can ski like they do

Come on Bear... Don't fear the Gaper
Baby take my glove... Don't fear the Gaper
We'll be able to huck... Don't fear the Gaper
Bear I'm your man...

Skis of two are one
Here but now they're gone
Came the last run of sadness
And it was clear we couldn't ski on
The lifts closed and the wind appeared
The snow guns blew and then disappeared
The groomers groomed then he appeared
Saying don't be afraid

Come on Bear... And we had no fear
And we skied to him... Then we started to skid
We skied backward and said nice turns
We had skied like they did
We had taken his glove
We had skied like they did

Come on Bears...don't fear the Gaper

**Deep Days** · 10-02-2007, 10:22 AM

Bwaaaaaaaahahahahah!

I think that's funny.

**irul&ublo** · 10-02-2007, 11:04 AM

Hey Hobbit....are you Frodo's cousin Dildo?

**The_Hobbit** · 10-02-2007, 11:48 AM

Here is another song for all you jongs

Styx's "Too Much Time On My Hands" might be a good theme song

Sitting on this ski lift talking like a shop rat
Got the twelve o'clock skid blues
And I've given up hope on the afternoon bumps
And a stick of P-tex
Is it any wonder I'm not crazy? is it any wonder Im skiing at all
Well Im so tired of skidding- I got nothing to do and all day to do it
I go out cruisin but Ive no place to go and all night to get there
Is it any wonder I'm not a snowboarder?
Is it any wonder I'm not in at Blue?
Is it any wonder I've got

Too much edge on my skis, its skidding away with my ability
I've got too much edge on my skis, its hard to believe such a bevel
I've got too much edge on my skis and its ticking away from me
Too much edge on my skis, too much edge on my skis
Too much edge on my skis

Well, I'm a ski tuning genius - I can solve the worst tunes
Without even trying
I have dozens of friends and the turns never ends
That is, as long as I'm tuning
Is it any wonder I'm not a Moderator
(hes not the Moderator)
Is it any wonder I'm dull and rusted?
Is it any wonder I've got

Too much edge on my skis, its skidding away with my ability
I've got too much edge on my skis, its hard to believe such a bevel
I've got too much edge on my skis and its ticking away from me
Too much edge on my skis, too much edge on my skis
Too much edge on my skis

**SpinalTap** · 10-02-2007, 01:48 PM

Is there a TGR soundtrack in the works?

**Cirquerider** · 10-02-2007, 02:48 PM

Does the word plagiarism mean anything to you Hobbit?

**Flexon Phil** · 10-02-2007, 02:48 PM

Hey asshole. if you are going to steal someone's work. Be a man and give credit.

**Tunco** · 10-02-2007, 02:51 PM

Oh no you didn't!

**ski3 P O** · 10-02-2007, 07:47 PM

Come on Bear......Don't fear the gaper?????

If you are going to steal Phil's shit from epic, at least take the word "Bear" out of it before you post here!

JONG!

http://forums.epicski.com/showthread.php?t=59391

**pickin' up at the yard sale** · 10-03-2007, 07:50 AM

Wow nice songs PHIL good idea PHIL!

how did you think ppl wouldn't notice that you copied that?

**philippeR** · 10-03-2007, 07:56 AM

Wow, it means that Dildo The Hobbit is actualy Flexon Phil alias ?

**Flexon Phil** · 10-03-2007, 08:48 AM

If someone is going to take credit for my work..it might as well be me....

Fat Bottom Skiers

oooh you gonna ski off piste cliffs.
oooh, down under those wide brake clips;
oooh you gonna let it all ski out.
Fat bottomed skis,
You make the huckin' world go big.

Hey
I was just an east coast skier
Only had a one ski quiver,
But I knew skiing before I left the Poconos,
Left alone with big Fat Bastard,
It was such a heavy turd!
Hey big skis you (still) made a skier out of me!
Hey, hey!

I've been skiing with the Bears
In the bumps and in the trees,
I seen ev'ry race stock ski along the way, hey
But their shape and their carve
Wear kind of smooth after a run.
Take me to them big sticks every time!

(C'mon)
oooh you gonna ski off piste cliffs.
oooh, down under those wide brake clips;
oooh you gonna let it all ski out.
Fat bottomed skis,
You make the huckin' world go big.
You make the huckin' world go big.

Hey listen here,
Now I got passes on at small hills
I got skis hanging on the walls
Ain't no straight sticks in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big boards you done made a big man out-of me!
Now get this!

Oh, (i know), you gonna ski off piste cliffs (please)
oh, down under those wide brake clips;
oh you gonna let it all ski out.
Fat bottomed skis you make the huckin' world go big *(yeah)*
Fat bottomed skis you make the huckin' world go big
GET ON YOUR BOARDS AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed skis
Fat bottomed skis
Yeah yeah yeah
all right
ride 'em Maggot
Fat bottomed skis
Yes yes