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    How to build your own Hummer H1

    Guy is building his own Humvee in his garage -- basing it on a Ford truck chassis, he has fabricated all the sheetmetal by hand.

    Amazing skills.

    http://fullsizebronco.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25748
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Pretty amazing skillz....but doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of having a hummer? I mean, basically you'd have a shitty old ford F150 with a Hummer like shell. It would perform like a F150 offroad.

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    Amazing waste of time and money if you axe me.
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    You can buy an Army Humvee at auction for less than $7,000 usually. New paint, nice interior parts, tune up the engine- voila.

    Yeah, that was a waste of time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Amazing waste of time and money if you axe me.

    Yep, especially when you can pick up a T-REX kit for cheap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf Allerbush View Post
    Pretty amazing skillz....but doesn't that sort of defeat the purpose of having a hummer? I mean, basically you'd have a shitty old ford F150 with a Hummer like shell. It would perform like a F150 offroad.
    Humvee == Original military vehicle

    Hummer == Chevy Tahoe frame with Humvee-ish bodywork


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    Incredable metal work that had to take hundreds of hours
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk View Post
    Humvee == Original military vehicle

    Hummer == Chevy Tahoe frame with Humvee-ish bodywork


    N'est pas?
    Humvee = original military vehicle. Civilian version introduced in the 1990s was called the "Hummer." H1 label was added after introduction of Hummer H2.

    Hummer H2 = Chevy Tahoe drivetrain with H1-ish body.

    Hummer H3 = Chevy Colorado drivetrain. IMHO, proportions look better on the H3 than on the H2, and the interior is quite a bit nicer.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Even better. Peep this - Mercedes SLR:

    http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothrea...rint&id=848531

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    You can't sit in it, but it's pretty badass...

    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    red green built a hummer by duct taping two honda civics together side by side.

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