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Thread: You know what fresh bacon grease is good for?

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    You know what fresh bacon grease is good for?

    Cooking up hash browns. That's what.

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    Spinach salad, if you save some of the bacon and sautee some onions.

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    The egg ain't 'over easy' if you don't splash a little bacon grease over the top.
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    Making strange dog poop disappear from the front yard.

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    keeping my dog's coat nice and shiny.

    she's been getting bacon grease on her food pretty much every day for the last year and it makes quite a difference.

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    Make your pancakes in it.
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    Anything you might fry in any fat will be scads better in bacon fat. Burgers, steaks, pork chops, grilled cheese sandos, zucchinni, corned beef hash, pancakes, anything!

    Put a little bit of freshly rendered bacon grease in your waffle batter recipe instead of oil or butter (not while it's scalding hot of course) and you'll think you died and ascended. Makes a fine lubricant as well, so I hear.

    Bacon fat rules.

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    What ISN'T frsh bacon grease good for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    Making strange dog poop disappear from the front yard.
    I laughed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I laughed.
    I totally stole that from someone else on TGR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    I totally stole that from someone else on TGR.
    Aight. It's still funny though.

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    Bacon grease is good with all of the things mentioned, but it is best when making a nice pan of tasty, delicious, creamy, gravy. Which, of course, goes on top of the biscuits and bacon and hash browns you have also made.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    Making strange dog poop disappear from the front yard.
    Pure genius. I will test this concept soon: My neighbor likes to let his dog (large Golden ) roam... and his dog is fond of my front yard... hopefully his dog is hungry too.
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    Chicken Fried in Bacon Grease

    Its just down the road apiece.
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    How about chicken fried steak in bacon grease!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    Making strange dog poop disappear from the front yard.
    'Splain, Lucy.

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    You have gone too far.....

    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    How about chicken fried steak in bacon grease!
    How about eating chicken fried bacon in bacon greese, while you're naked and wrapped in bacon. You eat it with Mr. Bacon while drinking Jagermeister/Bacon milkshakes and while looking at the picture of Snowsprires cans covered in Bacon.

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    Larding giant sea scallops. It's what's for dinner tonight, WOOT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    'Splain, Lucy.
    canines enjoy the taste of bacon grease, no matter what its on

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    shots....

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    Quote Originally Posted by beaterd View Post
    What ISN'T frsh bacon grease good for?
    Vegans?

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    I guess you're right, Vegans taste terrible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beaterd View Post
    I guess you're right, Vegans taste terrible.
    ...unless they're cooked in bacon fat.

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    If you're done cooking...

    You'll need:
    o Campfire.
    o Large coffee can.
    o Paper or styrofoam cup.
    o A long, long stick. However long you're thinking, make it longer.
    o Duct tape.
    o Water.

    Pour the bacon grease into the can. The more the better. Place over fire, and cook several minutes until you get a blue flame. While grease is cooking, prepare your stick. Duct tape cup to end. Fill cup with water. Stand back, drop water into can all at once, and enjoy the show.

    Not recommended when camping under dry forest cover.

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    You know what fresh bacon grease is good for?
    Making gravy for your biscuts! Duh!

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