What time would you like your body cavity search?

[cj001f]

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/fligh...s_N.htm?csp=34

TSA considers reservations for airport security

By Thomas Frank, USA TODAY
Like golfers who reserve tee times and diners who reserve restaurant slots, airline passengers may be able to reserve the time they go through airport security.
The Transportation Security Administration is exploring whether it can guarantee a short wait at checkpoints with a reservation system aimed at enticing travelers to go through security at off-peak times.

"It's like Open Table, only for checkpoints," TSA chief Kip Hawley said, referring to an online restaurant reservation system.

Did they hire the people who were fired from every other Government agency?

[GoldenBear]

all I can say is TSA is bullshit. Today took 1.5 hours to get through security.

[the Cock]

Bump for Hugh Conway. R.I.P.