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    Smile Stephanie Seymour doesn't ski

    vapor lock - bitch.

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    Thanks...I needed that.

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    Originally posted by Beaver
    I'm gay, therefore the hottest woman on the planet doesn't interest me.

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    I'm sure it will bum her out that she needs to bulk up to meet your I only kiss fat chicks with low self esteem standard.

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    Originally posted by highlander
    I'm sure it will bum her out that she needs to bulk up to meet your I only kiss fat chicks with low self esteem standard.
    Highlander - you forgot your "winkie."

    Seriously doods - while her face is pleasant, her hipbones look lethal. A little more weight would not make her (or any woman) fat in any sense of the word.

    If you're not joking (meaning you think any woman with more meat on her is fat) well then you are the one helping further eating disorders and low self esteem in women.
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    Originally posted by KQ
    while her face is pleasant, her hipbones look lethal.
    I'd jump on that grenade.

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    My girlfriend actually has said to me, "I wish my a$$ was bigger, I have no a$$."

    See, she knows I like the girls with the big booties, I cannot help myself, I like big butts, my last girlfriend's nickname was kepooper, cus her name was Kelly and she had a big pooper. Her but cheeks were like 2 big titties, I could mash my face in there all day.

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    The post-lunch posting in here today is of a particularly fine vintage!

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    Her but cheeks were like 2 big titties, I could mash my face in there all day.
    "I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ

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    Originally posted by phUnk
    I'd jump on that grenade.
    Damn it!!! Why can't I find that picture of you in your Halloween outfit?
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    "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'"







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    oh I never forget my winkie...
    There is skinny healthy and not skinny healthy. I'm married to a lifelong runner that is asked every time she goes to the doc about eating disorders. She is also an educator so she has 7-8 grade girls with the problem all the time. She also has ittybitty boobies and is pushing me to let her get jobbed. Whatever you want dear....
    It's just what people are attracted to. Some likes em big, some don't. Hell, Phunk is married to a chick, some girls like wee fellas.

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    Axel Rose was a very lucky man. For a while.

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    Originally posted by danimal's dead
    Her butt cheeks were like 2 big titties, I could mash my face in there all day.

    Brown-noser.

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    Thumbs up

    Thanks for the pics, I now have a boner....guess that means I'd do her.

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    Originally posted by Beaver
    A bit skinny for my likeing.
    I can see that. Notice it in shoulders , not enough muscle and in stomach in that just too too low body fat.
    Mrs. Dougw- "I can see how one of your relatives could have been killed by an angry mob."

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    dougW, you motherfucking dirty son of a bitch.

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    Thumbs up

    Not to brag (okay, to brag) but I'd put my current GF's rear up against any woman on earth, VS models included. Sometimes, when I'm walking behind her, I get confused and think I'm following a 12 year old chinese gymnast girl--but then she turns around and gives me a disappointed look as I peel my gaze from her can.

    *sigh*


    I think I'm gonna excuse myself for a minute.
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    Putting her rear physically up against any other woman? That's cool. Please post pics when completed.
    God Bless You.

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    Throw on a little Marvin Gay, smack her on the ass......
    When you gonna get dem' Duke Boys!?!?

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    Originally posted by The Reverend Floater

    *sigh*


    I think I'm gonna excuse myself for a minute.
    Lunch time eh?

    I'll agree with the majority here. Everybody (man and woman) has a healthy weight range. It depresses me to see people outside of that range either high or low. And, in the case of women, having them be too low is as much of a turn off as having them be to high.
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    Re: Stephanie Seymour doesn't ski

    Originally posted by phUnk
    Stephanie Seymour doesn't ski
    Of course she doesn't, those skinny little legs would collapse! (not that I'm at all envious.....honest)
    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".

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    Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
    Not to brag (okay, to brag) but I'd put my current GF's rear up against any woman on earth, VS models included. Sometimes, when I'm walking behind her, I get confused and think I'm following a 12 year old chinese gymnast girl--but then she turns around and gives me a disappointed look as I peel my gaze from her can.

    *sigh*


    I think I'm gonna excuse myself for a minute.
    I think he's in love folks.

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    If dat was me bitch, I's put er on hah diet fo sho.
    BOYAKASHA!!

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