WWMD: WWMD?

[Brocktoon]

I have to make a relatively benign and insignificant decision. I have already invested significantly more time and effort into examining this question than the matter rightly deserves. Now, however, I am inclined to write an exhaustive, hyper-analytical account of this personal qualm, post in on the internet and invite the counsel of scores people with whom I share a discreet recereational interest. The problem is, I am afraid that if I do so, I will be revealed as a whiny, overdramatic narcissist. I am also deeply concerned that some of these people with whom I share the discreet recreational interest may mock or ridicule the object of my toil and use it as an opportunity to request that I divulge my collection of pornographic photographs of my family members.

So, WWMD: WWMD?

[El Chupacabra]

WWMD?

Der poopenhausen.

[snowsprite]

You are:

(a) Wondering if you should dump your GF because she's getting fake boobs

(b) Agonizing over the decision whether or not to have a bacon turkey club sandwich for lunch

or

(c) Worried about what to wear on your next job interview or date.

Which is it, cupcake? C'mon...you can tell us, we won't mock you (much)!

Sprite

[philippeR]

Der poopenhausen.

Nothing else will do.
Go for it.

[irul&ublo]

I have to make a relatively benign and insignificant decision. I have already invested significantly more time and effort into examining this question than the matter rightly deserves. Now, however, I am inclined to write an exhaustive, hyper-analytical account of this personal qualm, post in on the internet and invite the counsel of scores people with whom I share a discreet recereational interest. The problem is, I am afraid that if I do so, I will be revealed as a whiny, overdramatic narcissist. I am also deeply concerned that some of these people with whom I share the discreet recreational interest may mock or ridicule the object of my toil and use it as an opportunity to request that I divulge my collection of pornographic photographs of my family members.

So, WWMD: WWMD?

Suck it up, take the deserved abuse and let's see your sister's tits!!!!

[wicked_sick]

You wrecked it, man. I was just about to post a serious WWMD thread involving two employment offers and which I should take.

now there is no way anyone will take me seriously

[irul&ublo]

You wrecked it, man. I was just about to post a serious WWMD thread involving two employment offers and which I should take.

now there is no way anyone will take me seriously

No one was gonna take you seriously anyway.


But, if it will make you feel better:


+++++vibes++++

[philippeR]

You wrecked it, man. I was just about to post a serious WWMD thread involving two employment offers and which I should take.

now there is no way anyone will take me seriously

I think Mc Donalds has more future than Burger King.

[wicked_sick]

thanks for the vibes man. I'll be able to do it all by myself now

I think Mc Donalds has more future than Burger King.

I was going to choose subway. The Sandwich artist bit kind of appeals to me

[snowsprite]

I was going to choose subway. The Sandwich artist bit kind of appeals to me

Yes, it's all about the job title!

Sprite

[irul&ublo]

I was going to choose subway. The Sandwich artist bit kind of appeals to me

Maybe you can work yourself up to Jared's fluffer.

[stupendous man]

hookers and blow, definitely discrete

[MakersTeleMark]

Clearly this thread needs a poll.

[The AD]

Suck it up, take the deserved abuse and let's see your sister's tits!!!!

I think this is it. His sister wants to be a stripper and/or porn star and he's not sure she's got the chops. He's thinking of posting a pic to see what the maggot perspective is on the matter

[irul&ublo]

Clearly this thread needs a poll.

[f2f]

I feel obliged to post in this thread even though I have little experience in the subject matter of which you are requesting an opinion. In the absence of any real solution I can provide, I invite you to partake in an activity which is, if not entirely, then almost completely unrelated to the one you're inquiring about. For example, I suggest that you should hush about the matter and instead engage in snow-and-gravity-related sports ("shut up and ski").

Upon being scolded for the lack of actual useful information in my post I retort that it's all a joke and post a cat picture with a grammatically-challenged caption underneath.

[hutash]

You are:

(a) Wondering if you should dump your GF because she's getting fake boobs

(b) Agonizing over the decision whether or not to have a bacon turkey club sandwich for lunch

or

(c) Worried about what to wear on your next job interview or date.

Which is it, cupcake? C'mon...you can tell us, we won't mock you (much)!

Sprite

Wear a dress to your next job interview. Hold it at a nice restaurant, and order the bacon turkey club. Be sure to hit on the interviewer, especially if she has really fake boobs, then bump your GF. Be sure to bring pictures of your mom, sis, or GF (or all of them), That will really impress the interviewer.

[Gerome]

I understand, you've been hosting Honeypie at your home for the last year and now you feel she isn't pulling her weight around the house. You are wondering if it is time for her to shape up or ship out. Just post as an alias and we'll all forget about this thread and no-one will suspect it is you.

Oh, wicked_sick, the people that work at In-N-Out are the most happy employees I've seen, much better than McDonalds or Burger King. Work there!

[snowsprite]

Oh, wicked_sick, the people that work at In-N-Out are the most happy employees I've seen, much better than McDonalds or Burger King. Work there!

They should be, that is one delicious burger!

Sprite

[beaterdit]

...
So, WWMD: WWMD?

Hookers and blow.

You'll feel much better.

edit: Damn, stupendous man beat me to it. Still good advice.