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    Dearest One

    Dearest one

    It is my pleasure writing you after going through your profile and i believe that you will not betray the trust which I am going to lay on you,

    My name is Vivian William, 21 years old of age and the only survival of my late parent Mr and Mrs William Joseph, My Father was a very highly reputed and a coco merchandise who operated in the capital of Ivoire Coast during his days, It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his Business trip abroad, But his sudden death was linked or rather suspected by one of his Brothers who accompanied him on that trip ! But Almighty God knows the truth!

    My mother died when I was just eight years, My Father took me so special after the death of my Mother, Right now life has became terrible for me after the death of my beloved Father, I am in a heart desire of your humble assistance, I want you to help me retrieved out $ 7.5 Millions Dollars, (Seven Million Five Hundred United State Dollars) Which my Father deposited in one prime Security Company here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire before his dearth, I know it is very risk to confide in someone you never know before, But I have putted everything in the hand almighty God because he is the one that made me to come in contact with you, and I really believe that you will never betray my trust after you receive this Money,

    I want you to get back to me as soon as you read this message so that I will gave you the details, May Almighty God be with you and also your Family, Till I hear from you,

    Yours Beloved
    Vivian William
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    she sounds hot

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    Do it.

    You might have to put down a small $20,000 deposit to open the account, but you'll get lots more back and help someone in need out.

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    WOW!!! You've got to help her. I'm sure she'd give you a cut of the money. And maybe a handjob too.

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    Dear friend Core Shot,

    I am Mr John Eze, a native of Kano in Nigeria and I am an Executive Accountant with the Nigeria ministry of mineral resources and energy. I am also in need of your assistance and I have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of a deal described here under for the benefit of all parties and I hope you we keep it as a top secret because of the nature of this transaction. Within the department of mining and natural resources where I work as an accountant and with the co-operation of four other top officials we have in our possession an over due payment bills totalling 100 hundred thousand united state dollars ($100,000) which we want to transfer abroad. Also we are handicapped in the circumstances as the Nigeria civil code of conduct does not allow us to operate off-shore account hence your importance in the whole transaction.

    Please forward your bank account information, private message will be fine, I will in turn deposit these funds into your account. Please remember to treat this matter confidentially because we are still in service and remember once again that time is important in this business. I wait in anticipation for your full co-operation. Accept my special regards.

    Mr John Eze

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    I'd say this is totally legit because God is mentioned.

    As others have said, you might get sexual favours too...just depends on whether you like banging African men.
    Not around much these days.

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    wow core shot.
    your fine work in getting the duke group buy rolling has come back to you in not one but two signs from God Almighty.
    awesome

    DO IT!!

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    I"m gettin LUCKY!!

    Got this in email today:

    "Hello! I am tired this evening. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at nf@NearOut.info only, because I am writing not from my personal email. Would you mind if I share some of my pictures with you?"

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    So what's the deal with what I would estimate to be billions or trillions of dollars (based on all of the emails I keep getting) that are sitting idle and locked up in a ton of accounts throughout western Africa? I thought they were poor?

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    Demand naked pictures for proof that she is, in fact, a real person who needs your help. Post 'em up here and then block her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiski View Post
    WOW!!! You've got to help her. I'm sure she'd give you a cut of the money. And maybe a handjob too.
    Get the hand job first.
    Try to keep two ideas in your head at the same time without blowing your brains out your ass.

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    Well, she did 'putt everything in the hand'. AND 'he is the one that made me to come'.
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