When you poop, do you pee?

[AKA]

This query was recently raised in my house and I was wondering what the "norm" was? I have never, I dont think, taken a poop without peeing at least a little in fact its usually a torrent of piss that follows the explosion of feces.

What say ye?

[dbp]

Well of course there is a scientific explanation.

[AKA]

That didn't answer my question.

[RootSkier]

Not in a groover.

[dbp]

That didn't answer my question.

Terribly sorry. For all intents and purposes, I pee every time I poop.

[Huckwheat]

YUP.....

[Adolf Allerbush]

Mark it .

[Tunco]

That'll cost you extra.

[MOHSHSIHd]

yup.....

[SkiEvil]

How can you not?

[Chemical Ali' The Wax Master]

SHIT FORUM JONG.

[snowsprite]

Heck, why not kill two birds with one stone?

Sprite

[RootSkier]

Sometimes I even rub one off before I flush.

[Mofro261]

Sometimes I even rub one off before I flush.

Is it possible to maintain wood while dropping lumber?

[montanaskier]

We rafted the Colorado thru the Grand Canyon a couple of years ago. The toilet that is taken along was named oscar and they would set it up at night. The only rule was that you could not pee in Oscar. So when going poop you would have to take a seperate container to pee in or not pee at all while you poop......REALLY HARD TO NOT PEE WHILE HAVING A SHAT.

[booner]

Yes...I also feel this is an appropriate time to discuss "Watering The Bushes"...this is a term I came up with to describe the act of pissing inside the girl parts. I've never done it, yet I want to, and my friends and I have debated many times whether it's possible....discuss

[iceman]

Yes...I also feel this is an appropriate time to discuss "Watering The Bushes"...this is a term I came up with to describe the act of pissing inside the girl parts. I've never done it, yet I want to, and my friends and I have debated many times whether it's possible....discuss

You want to piss inside a chick????

Congratulations, you are the biggest moron ever to post here.

And you have issues. Seek help.

[Squatch]

Heh.

Cartman: "yeah, then you piss in her. That's sex. I've done it, like, tons of times."

[backcountry1pr]

count it

[oftpiste]

Didn't this topic get fully covered last winter in lurid and titillating detail?

Ff course, how could you have to much of this question?

[gbarnum]

I always pee and poo.

[Tye 1on]

We rafted the Colorado thru the Grand Canyon a couple of years ago. The toilet that is taken along was named oscar and they would set it up at night. The only rule was that you could not pee in Oscar. So when going poop you would have to take a seperate container to pee in or not pee at all while you poop......REALLY HARD TO NOT PEE WHILE HAVING A SHAT.

Meh, it ain't that tough, done 9 trips [4 full, 5 half], and the key is getting into a routine asap. Routine: raft all day, drink until you drop. Be the first or second person up. Take the big ole leak right when you get up, and get the dump out of the way next, within 10-15 minutes, not much pee trying to escape. That also keeps you out of the line for the groover that can start right after breakfast. Move back into 'raft all day' mode. Then drink. Repeat.

[Dug]

Just a quick FYI/warning:

Sneezing + pissing = a world of pain

[willywhit]

why is it I can't pee in my wetsuit when I'm powered up kitesurfing ?
I have to stop, plop in the water, lay back, chill....then pee.
of course I flush my suit by gulping water through the neck and letting it drain out my ankles. Wetsuits that stink with coffee pee are just....gross

[Buzzworthy]

On a long, good poop you know you are done when you do the last pee. Otherwise you are wasting a tree on your ass.