You know you're from northern Vermont when:

[DaveTV]

You know you're from northern Vermont when:

You've taken your kids trick-or-treating during a blizzard.
You only own three spices- salt, pepper and ketchup.
You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
The mosquitoes have landing lights.
You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
You have 10 favorite recipes for venison.
The local Hardware store on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores
at Christmas.
You live in a house that has no front steps, yet the door is one yard
above the ground.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with
snow.
Making it home during Mud Season is a competitive sport.
You think everyone from the city has an accent.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8
buttons.
You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
The local paper covers national and international headlines on l/4 page,
but requires 6 pages for sports.
At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
Your snow-blower gets stuck on the roof.
You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday.
You head south to go to your cottage.
You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl
on your deck.
You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
The town officials greet you on the street by your first name.
There is only one shopping plaza in town.
The major parish fundraiser isn't bingo- its sausage making.
You find -20F a little chilly.
The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.
You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry
and your snowmobile boots.
You can play road hockey on skates.
Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
You know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and
Construction.
The municipality buys a zamboni before a bus.
You actually 'relate' to these jokes, and forward them to all your Northern
friends.

[trainnvain]

Favorite sexual position in Maine?

Doggy style. That way both of ya can watch the hockey game.

[Plakespear]

Don't forget:

Your back porch is also your refridgerator
When the snow melts you find a snowmobile on your roof