So.....what do you think she was doing?

[KQ]

BREAKING NEWS

Citing inconsistencies in her account, police say they believe there is no suspect at large in reported kidnapping of Wisconsin college student. Details soon.

I say she was on a bender

[CaddyDaddy77]

Dissaproving parents of relationship is my guess, possible bender on the side.

[Telenater]

Originally posted by KQ
I say she was on a bender

Sounds likely to me.

[Skidawg]

They said at the lastest press conference that the duct tape and rope she claimed to be held with was bought at a local hardware store - by her. She also used her PC and was on-line with it during the days where she was "missing" (which seems odd to me that she got away with that).

With those things and her condition when they found her, maybe some S&M experiment gone bad. I think we'll find out all the details eventually. I see a lot of shrink work needed here......

[Helicrackjnky]

Serious bender pacing the door @ 2am Sounds like someone came home from the bar Jonesiing for more party materials!!

[teledave]

from http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...&threadid=9445

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She said she woke up behind a nearby building but wasn't robbed or otherwise hurt, police said. No one was arrested.
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Binger!

You say bender, I say binger.

[Duder]

ah yes, a bender sounds soo good right now.......mmmmm....bender.......

[CaddyDaddy77]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by teledave
from http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...&threadid=9445

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She said she woke up behind a nearby building but wasn't robbed or otherwise hurt, police said. No one was arrested.
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Binger!

You say bender, I say binger.

Finally get the whole binger thing. ahhhh.


Sounds like a cry for attention???

[KQ]

Originally posted by CaddyDaddy77


Sounds like a cry for attention???

Like that crazy chick on the cruise ship last year - the one that faked a "bomb note" so she could go home to see her BF. I believe she's serving time now.

Idjits

[Skidawg]

Now they have her buying cough medicine at a local store as well. Pieces are starting to fill in.....

The "bender" theory is a good one....

[CaddyDaddy77]

Wonder if the guy seen with her was BF or accomplis? sp??

[Woodsy]

Originally posted by CaddyDaddy77
Wonder if the guy seen with her was BF or accomplis? sp??

no, he bent her

[Helicrackjnky]

Were the cough Meds Robutussien DM? Then I pitty the girl for a Redneck Bender!! Although it fits in the land of cheese!!
Robo bender!!

[LCC]

I had a bender one time back at MSU, ended up in a swamp for an hour or so, lost, in shorts. Got bit by some shit that left marks like I'd never seen before. Ended up in the pool at my apartments shortly there after sitting in a lawn chair drinking beer, in the pool during some party.

A severe headache followed.

I can relate to this girl.

[Vinman]

Sounds more like a desperate cry for attention from mommy and daddy and whom ever else will listen. Can you say psycho and thorazine.

[acostiga]

who among us can honestly say they don't like to sneak off into the swamp now and then with some duct tape, rope and 'tussin for a few days of rest and relaxation? come on now, be honest! now that her picture has been plastered all over the place, she might as well hook up with that steve bartman dude. they could go live together on an island somewhere far, far away from the vast multitudes of haters.

[iceman]

I'm so out of the loop - I don't even know what you guys are talking about (although it's easy enough to figure out).

Another out-of-the-loop question: What's the deal with "Yawning Boy"? I heard a reference to it but that's all I know.

[Dexter Rutecki]

With everyone begging people to change avatars these days, I'm surprised acostiga has yet to be singled out. That thing's almost enough to send me out into a swamp.

[Arty50]

All I know is Kobe's defense team is loving this.

[Tippster]

Hmmm... was "Girls Gone Wild" in town?

[CaddyDaddy77]

Originally posted by iceman
I'm so out of the loop - I don't even know what you guys are talking about (although it's easy enough to figure out).

Another out-of-the-loop question: What's the deal with "Yawning Boy"? I heard a reference to it but that's all I know.

He's really an alien.
http://www.gerizarate.com/g_images/0...oy_yawning.jpg

[Dexter Rutecki]

Yawning boy is classic. Letterman put together scenes from a Bush speech that had the 'made for TV' audience standing behind Bush, and there was this fat kid standing there (front row, almost directly behind him) who could barely keep his eyes open. Kept yawning, shaking his head, dozing, stretching...very funny.
Then there were some claims and counterclaims made about whether or not the kid had been edited into the tape, I guess CNN reported it as fact that the tape had been doctored, but from what I understand it turned out to be completely legit.

[Woodsy]

north south dont mattta

[[G]Sittin’ in the bayou country,
just me and my fishin’ line.
I raised a lot of hell and I hollered,
sippin’ on that Georgia moon [C]shine.
Well, I know how to have a damn good [G]time.

And I [D]take my shots strait out of the jug
and I [C]like to get pure drunk
in that Mississippi [G]mud.

[G]Well, lets throw us a little party baby,
I’ll call a few friends of mine.
We’ll dance all night till the sun comes up
And we’ll drink our selves completely [C]blind
Then we’ll rock on down the [G]line

And I [D]take my shots strait out of the jug
and I [C]like to get pure drunk
in that Mississippi [G]mud.

(instrumental break)
(follows same chord changes as verse & chorus)

[G]Well, I was raised by an awful alligator
he taught me how to walk the line.
He used to deal cards from the bottom of the deck,
but a Tennessee woman took his [C]life.
But he sure gave me some damn good [G]advice

And I [D]take my shots strait out of the jug
and I [C]like to get pure drunk
in that Mississippi [G]mud.

Well, I [D]take my shots strait out of the jug
And I [C]like to get puke drunk
in that Mississippi [G]mud.
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-HankIII

[This End Up]

Originally posted by Woodsy
north south dont mattta
-HankIII

Hank the third rules

[Ubersheist]

I coulda sworn I saw the phrase "gang bender" above me somewhere. What the hell is a gang bender?