So who's the best skier on this forum??

**Mtn Man** · 10-07-2003, 07:00 PM

As soon as I drop in parallel one ski at a time, you'll all be my beeotch!

B)

**Benny Profane** · 10-07-2003, 07:15 PM

Why, Chris23, of course.

And after a long day being extremo dude, he can go home and overhaul a mint 283. He IS the man.

**Showtime06** · 10-07-2003, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by CantDog
I think Shoetime is probably the best skier, he is from New Jersey of course. Few people know, but Shane McConkey actually started skiing in New Jersey. When those trash piles get covered in snow...move over Alta.

Hey I know i'm from jersey but i bet i can still ski with you guys out west, i go out to alta or vail 2-3 times a year, been skiing since i was 3, racing since i was 7 and now i'm 17 so i can hold my own, and one thing that jersey and the east coast teaches you is how to ski ice

**iceman** · 10-07-2003, 08:01 PM

Okey-dokey.

**interloper** · 10-07-2003, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by Showtime06
Hey I know i'm from jersey but i bet i can still ski with you guys out west, i go out to alta or vail 2-3 times a year, been skiing since i was 3, racing since i was 7 and now i'm 17 so i can hold my own, and one thing that jersey and the east coast teaches you is how to ski ice

ICE=loud powder

**BakerBoy** · 10-07-2003, 08:09 PM

Best skier around?! That's easy -- phUnk!

http://www.biglines.com/photos/pbpic4105.jpg

"I can fly!"

**Showtime06** · 10-07-2003, 08:12 PM

heard so many things about him, but never seen any footage... who could solve that problem anyone???

**Foggy_Goggles** · 10-07-2003, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by Showtime06
heard so many things about him, but never seen any footage... who could solve that problem anyone???

You can. Go ask your mom if she'll buy you Junk Show Diaries, the new Team 13 flick.

**FreakofSnow** · 10-07-2003, 08:45 PM

Few people know, but Shane McConkey actually started skiing in New Jersey.

i think the Gaffneys did too? anyway, Cantdog, since you are from there too, you must rip

**BakerBoy** · 10-07-2003, 08:46 PM

www.skiingismylife.com for all the phUnk you can handle, and then some!

**Sublime** · 10-07-2003, 08:52 PM

Pffft you might as go shower now because I just crapped on ya all

Everyone knows I rip the hardest meanest lines on that 420' of vert I got.

**summit** · 10-07-2003, 10:16 PM

One time my skis came off and kept skiing down the slope... they were skiing much better without me... I felt sad.... then I had to chase after them.

**CantDog** · 10-07-2003, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by FreakofSnow
i think the Gaffneys did too? anyway, Cantdog, since you are from there too, you must rip

Whoa there Hos. I am in no way connected to New Jersey. The only thing I do is drive through it on my way from Virginia to New England.

And the Gaffneys are from Maryland, they used to ski Whitetail and Liberty. JONG!

**Arty50** · 10-07-2003, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by Showtime06
...and one thing that jersey and the east coast teaches you is how to ski ice

Sweet! I wanna learn. I'm cancelling my trips to Alta and Silverton this year. Can you show me around some of those hills in Jersey?

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 10-08-2003, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by CantDog

And the Gaffneys are from Maryland, they used to ski Whitetail and Liberty. JONG!

Wait a minute there....I thought they were from NY and skied Big Tupper. Robb G. holds up the Big Tupper ski pass in Immersion.

Ahem:

"Growing up near Big Tupper Ski Area, New York, the Gaffneys took a 2:30 PM bus from school to the ski hill every day and skied into the night, under lights. A later move to Canton, 60 miles away, forced the family to become more inventive with their alpine pursuits - snow-blowing their flat lawn into a start-mound with two jumps."

Bibliography:
Metcalf, S. Chemical Brothers, How Scott and Robb Gaffney Spin Skiing, Life, and Humor into a Science, POWDER, Feb 2001, Vol 28, No. 6, pgs. 44 - 47.

Wanna retract your JONG, JONG?

**interloper** · 10-08-2003, 05:24 AM

Originally posted by SummitCo 1776
One time my skis came off and kept skiing down the slope... they were skiing much better without me... I felt sad.... then I had to chase after them.

I miss the shriek of SKI! SKI! in the quiet mountain air.

**CantDog** · 10-08-2003, 06:09 AM

Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
Wait a minute there....I thought they were from NY and skied Big Tupper. Robb G. holds up the Big Tupper ski pass in Immersion.

Ahem:

"Growing up near Big Tupper Ski Area, New York, the Gaffneys took a 2:30 PM bus from school to the ski hill every day and skied into the night, under lights. A later move to Canton, 60 miles away, forced the family to become more inventive with their alpine pursuits - snow-blowing their flat lawn into a start-mound with two jumps."

Bibliography:
Metcalf, S. Chemical Brothers, How Scott and Robb Gaffney Spin Skiing, Life, and Humor into a Science, POWDER, Feb 2001, Vol 28, No. 6, pgs. 44 - 47.

Wanna retract your JONG, JONG?

Umm....that was a joke about the Gaffneys being from Maryland...JONG, JONG, JONG!(as was the McConkey comment)

**bad_roo** · 10-08-2003, 07:04 AM

Although no shortage of pretenders exist, there can be only one HugeAirDog.

Thank fuck.

**Grange** · 10-08-2003, 08:59 AM

Between dropping in parallel, doing a 1080 on my morrison twins, and graduating top of my class in the Stacy Hatch ski school I think I win. So what is my prize?