Fallen Leaf Lake Pissing Contest 9/9/07

**Superstar Punani** · 09-10-2007, 03:56 PM

It was time for the Fallen Leaf Lake shootout, and the gunslingers were all formidable.

First up, Introducing the Croatian Sensation. Got your tickets to the gun show? The barely-legal bikini-clad nymphs on the beach certainly did.

Such style....such grace....

....and he THROWS IT!!!!

He goes for another shot

...and redeems himself.

...but not for long

Our next contestant is 2nd-time wakeboarder Fabrizio, fresh from an all-night party at the Moby Dick

Busts a move

...then promptly eats shit in a picturesque way

LPH was up next....and he went for the biggest air, and the most extreme line. The young pups were about to get schooled.

EXTREME!!!

SPLASH!!!

Time for wakesurf.

Our Heineken posterboy schralps the gnar....

"I don't want anybody else / When I think about you / I touch myself"

...and finally, I blow a kiss to the TGR haterzz

This is what I did 2 ur M0m!!!! **L0LZ**

**lemon boy** · 09-10-2007, 04:00 PM

you suck at wakeboarding? AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHBAHHAHBHWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

**lemon boy** · 09-10-2007, 04:01 PM

btw, nice bell end you guys traded around to each other

**skimoore** · 09-10-2007, 04:07 PM

Are you guys riding next sunday? I might need to show you what another crappy wakeboarder looks like.

**AKA** · 09-10-2007, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

you suck at wakeboarding? AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHBAHHAHBHWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

its true, I'm not sure that boat has seen a good wakeboarder all summer, I never thought sucking ass at a sport could be so much fun.

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 09-10-2007, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by AKA

I never thought sucking ass at a sport could be so much fun.

you obviously do not suck as bad as I do.

(most likely no one does

)

**Sutter** · 09-10-2007, 04:20 PM

I was just on the other side of those mountains behind you. Hit me up next time and I will happily piss all over you fools.

**Jim S** · 09-10-2007, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

...and finally, I blow a kiss to the TGR haterzz

I'm not sure which of these two I'm going to use for holiday greeting cards this year. Tough call. Hmm.....

.

O G R E · 09-10-2007, 04:33 PM

**skimoore** · 09-10-2007, 04:35 PM

O G R E you're becoming more amusing. Same tag lines, but still, it's growing on me. You realize you're making Fabrizio a SuperStar though, right?

**SnowTigress** · 09-10-2007, 04:45 PM

holy sausage fest at the lake, batman!

why wasn't I invited again?

**The Reverend Floater** · 09-10-2007, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by O G R E

Yet again....If you are going to be bland enough to copy an alias, at least border on the funny.

**bcrider** · 09-10-2007, 04:53 PM

More proof that most skiers suck at wakeboarding. You probably woulda had better luck on two water skis and felt like you were on a pair of fat skis.

Good stuff regardless, I'm jealous and would love to join ya. How was the wake for the wake surfer?

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 09-10-2007, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

Yet again....If you are going to be bland enough to copy an alias, at least border on the funny.

agreed. But I guess if they're bland enough to carbon copy an alias we cant expect too much creativity in its usage.

**BigJay** · 09-10-2007, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by bcrider

More proof that most skiers suck at wakeboarding. You probably woulda had better luck on two water skis and felt like you were on a pair of fat skis.

You know, that is EXACTLY how I feel whenever I try wakeboarding.

"Please, Please can we use the skis?"

"No! Waterskiing sucks compared to wakeboarding!"

"Ok..."

**Greydon Clark** · 09-10-2007, 05:22 PM

Helmets for wakeboarding??? You know, the stuff below your feet is water.

**skimoore** · 09-10-2007, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Greydon Clark

Helmets for wakeboarding??? You know, the stuff below your feet is water.

I split my scalp open twice in one weekend wakeboarding...14 stitches in all. So I understand the helmet.

**slim** · 09-10-2007, 05:39 PM

I've crashed harder this summer on a wakeboard behind that boat than I have in six seasons as a passholder at Kirkwood.

**lph** · 09-10-2007, 05:50 PM

AKA is RIGHT. It is so much fun to suck at a sport, not care, use shit equipment and drink beers while doing it. All while sitting on a boat on perhaps one of the most beautiful alpine lakes in the US.

(the haterz are jealous pu.

)

**AKA** · 09-10-2007, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by lph

AKA is RIGHT.

Is it even necessary to say this anymore?

**lph** · 09-10-2007, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by AKA

Is it even necessary to say this anymore?

I only trust your knowledge of History and Meteorology.

**bcrider** · 09-10-2007, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by skimoore

I split my scalp open twice in one weekend wakeboarding...14 stitches in all. So I understand the helmet.

Originally Posted by slim

I've crashed harder this summer on a wakeboard behind that boat than I have in six seasons as a passholder at Kirkwood.

For the record.....you're both skiers right?

Just playin of course. Curious to hear how you got those 14 stitches skimoore? Was that from impact on the water or did you hit the board.

**Superstar Punani** · 09-10-2007, 06:47 PM

Dear TGR,

Oh boo-hoo-hoo. Can I get a Private TR room? I'd like to post TRs without all these hater knob-jockeys cunting it up.

Thank you,

Fabrizio.

**Odin** · 09-10-2007, 06:58 PM

Sucking at wakeboarding is fun, but unless I am going inverted my need for helmut is NEIN!

Just remember kids, tuck and roll.

tuck AND roll

(i heart wakeboarding)

edit - that was post 9 SIXTY NINE BABY! OH EYAH! Or SMETOHNG!WWQ