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    Talking BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!

    BWAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!

    AT LAST, I GET MY REVENGE!!! THE MAGGOTS ARE GETTING EPICIZED!!!!!

    BTW...we still have those condos available, only $40,000 will get you a week of skiing in the deepest snow in the Sierra
    "The vision of Kirkwood is to develop a resort that can be both a big mountain and a small community. We see Kirkwood as the kind of place where you know your neighbors and don't worry about your kids. A resort where everyone in the family, regardless of their generation, can enjoy the true high Sierra experience."


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    Angry

    And now you're offering guided tours for the gapers, thus blowing the lid off of the top secret pow stashes.

    DAMNIT!
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    I don't think you gotta worry too much about the guided stuff DJ...I mean if they gotta be guided back there, it's a safe bet that we'll have been in and outta there a few times already.

    The cat skiing on Red Cliffs is, ummm....interesting.

    The Backcountry awareness clinics sound like a good idea to me.
    Last edited by Tyrone Shoelaces; 10-08-2003 at 12:51 AM.
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    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
    The cat skiing on Red Cliffs is, ummm....interesting.
    Yeah, I'm trying to figure that one out too.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Cat Skiing and Guided Tours. Cat skiing tours on Red Cliffs will be offered on select powder days, weekends and holidays. Cat skiing open to all abilities.

    You guys can't seriously feel threatened by this crap, can you?
    But it does ruin High Whisky, unless we track it first.

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    Originally posted by splat

    You guys can't seriously feel threatened by this crap, can you?
    No. In fact I just don't see the point in running a cat up Red Cliffs. If it's free, maybe. But I sure as hell wouldn't pay for that.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    It's not the cat skiing that worries me, it's the idea of having a tour group of gapers blocking up stash #3823 when we come blowing through it at mach 12. Thats what worries me.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Gaper bowling.

    Actually there are some fun looking shots on the North side of High whisky that drop towards caples lake. I've been eyeing some of them for a while.

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    Actually, I was wondering about that. But I decide to keep zee mouf shut for fear of zee fist.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Originally posted by splat
    Cat Skiing and Guided Tours. Cat skiing tours on Red Cliffs will be offered on select powder days, weekends and holidays. Cat skiing open to all abilities.

    You guys can't seriously feel threatened by this crap, can you?
    But it does ruin High Whisky, unless we track it first.
    No not threatened at all...but just like I said, I think it's interesting is all.
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    Originally posted by Telenater
    Gaper bowling.

    Actually there are some fun looking shots on the North side of High whisky that drop towards caples lake. I've been eyeing some of them for a while.
    Are you talking about the shots you can see from the HWY?
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    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
    Are you talking about the shots you can see from the HWY?
    Yup, some of the trees to looker's left of the cliffs.

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    ok, i've been holding my tongue long enough after repeatedly reading about kirkwood's secret stashes. k-wood is an open book people. you can see damn near everything there. is it a secret stash just cause you have to hike to it??? maybe i'm wrong and you guys will just have to show me different.

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    Rule #1 is...
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Most of them are visible, but stashes ******, ****** and **** really do need a guide.

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    Originally posted by gimpy
    ok, i've been holding my tongue long enough after repeatedly reading about kirkwood's secret stashes. k-wood is an open book people. you can see damn near everything there. is it a secret stash just cause you have to hike to it??? maybe i'm wrong and you guys will just have to show me different.
    The truth is, when they talk about skiing *****, they're actually talking about Mountain Run at Squaw. Likewise **** *** is the trees off of chair 9. Finally, ** ****** is at Granlibakken (but on weekdays when the lifts are closed, so it's "backcountry").

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    Originally posted by gimpy
    k-wood is an open book people. you can see damn near everything there... maybe i'm wrong and you guys will just have to show me different.
    Actually, no. You can't see everything from the base. Even if it looks like you can, you can't, hence making the stashes secret. Hell, I skiied there for a full year and never even got near *********, ******, or *********.

    And we might show you where they are, but first you must appese the local masters, Tyrone and Splat. I would suggest offering porn and beer to Ty, and perhaps a virgin or two to Splat.
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

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    Don't forget to bribe Punani also. Who knows, you may just end up with a good parking spot. Of course, bribing an international man of mystery is a difficult proposition.

    Edit: can't even get the spy cliche right.
    Last edited by Arty50; 10-09-2003 at 03:38 PM.
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    Originally posted by Arty50
    Of course, bribing a man of international mystery is a difficult proposition.
    Unless you have HUGE TITS!!!!!

    (and maybe some Red Bull and vodka).

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    gimpy- come on out, we'll take a look around. I'm sure you know the weed maggot drill for hookin up. Be a pleasure.

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