The mouse traps have arrived (NSR, and I call no yelling at me for being inhumane).

[frozenwater]

For those of you who glanced at the last moab T.R. you would know that a new drinking game was invented.

However, due to the mathematical improbablity of "trapping" a mouse while inebriated, with a rock, I have upped the anty and bought a better mouse trap.

This is a co2 air pellet gun. This was decided on after I was told bb's richochet, and plastic pellets don't do anything.

Perhaps the next camping trip, scheduled this weekend, will provide a more interesting post...

http://store4.yimg.com/I/cobraairguns_1783_2209670

[Buzzworthy]

Greeeeeeeaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt,

Drunken Frozen with a gun, just what we all need.

Is a BB gun now mandatory at Maggot parties? Some people do get out of hand (like making girls cry ).

Mine is a 9MM so we won't ever play, "Come on, it won't hurt that bad, now you try".

Booze and guns in the desert...........................

[frozenwater]

awww. buzzkill.

Heck, I gots plenty o' guns, but they seem a bit more dangerous than an air gun. I'm not saying thier completely safe, but having been hit by them several times, I know they don't hurt TOO bad. (broken skin, welt)

plus, there are two guns, so if one of us gets out of hand, the other can "take em out".

[Buzzworthy]

My wife thanks you very much for giving this little devil of a BUZZ one more toy to buy. My BB rifle has seen better days anyway.



edit: we have a metal roof and some dumbass woodpecker gives us a visit EVERY FACKING MORNING!!!

He will go somehwere else (I have been yelling and punding the wall to get him to fly away) and hopefully soon or become a target.

That Rat-tat-tat-tat....... not only drives us nuts, but our dogs bark at the top of there lungs at it and that is simply too much stimulation for me before the morning coffee.

If he wants to live, he will make the right decision.

[Sublime]

Airsoft guns are kick ass.

Found this little bugger

Shoots 500-600 RPM @ 480FPS - HOLY SHIT


http://www.airsoftextreme.com/images/m249para.jpg

[frozenwater]

Originally posted by Sublime
Airsoft guns are kick ass.

Found this little bugger

Shoots 500-600 RPM @ 480FPS - HOLY SHIT

Yea, but what will it do to a mouse?? I mean, getting hit by a bunch of soft plastic pellets might just make it go ninja on us.

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by frozenwater
Yea, but what will it do to a mouse??

UM, bye bye mouse and all the dirt around it??

[Sublime]

I'm pretty sure it would reduce a mouse to shreds.

My freind has the .45 spring handgun that shoots at about 225 FPS and it leaves a hell of a welt.

I'm sure you could rig it up to sling metal BB's. Now imagine 400 rounds of fury coming at a little field mouse.

[Buzzworthy]

Frozen, what did you pay for the gun and how much for pellets? Wallyworld, Sams, Ksmart, Target (ha)?

I just thought of another "bad" idea.

Will share later if it works right. Oh man I hope it does.

PETA, relax, my idea has nothing to do with killing anything.

[frozenwater]

I didn't shop around much, just went and bought em at gallyans. They came in a package deal, two co2 cartridges, 8 shot fast loader, a laser sight(hell yeah!), 250 pellets and some safety glasses.

pellets are cheap, like 2 bucks for 250 and co2 is like 5 bucks for 5 cartridges.

They cost me 150 for the two of em. You can get individual guns for a lot less, but, well...these ones looked cool.

[altachic]

You're an inhumane bastard.

Kisses,
L

[CaddyDaddy77]

Last summer's drunken Saturday afternoon purchase.

Red Ryder Pump Action BB Gun.

Good shit, fun as hell, welts upon request, rids my trees of stupid shit-o-matic pigeons, no kills, but they don't line-up over my car anymore.

GF's first words were the classis "your gonna poke your eye out" added with "or your friends"

I still have both, shows her.

[Buzzworthy]

Originally posted by frozenwater
but, well...these ones looked cool.

That is all you need to say!!

I doubt the wife wants one as the 9 is actually hers anyway.

But I want one. Cool that they came with safety glasses. I will use my old 80's Oakley Eyeshades (those goggle type glasses). I just found em 2 days ago, not a scratch and I put them on for the MRS and she fell on the floor saying how "dorky" I look.

We want to go on a camping trip with the likes of the Frozen, BobMc, Woodsy, Frizzo, Twoplanker families (and other maggots totally welcome) down south. I want to try out my Jeep Liberty Tent that is supposed to be bigger than the damn Jeep.

Ending my day at 5PM on the dot.

Hasta manana

[frozenwater]

I learned the hard way that they can and will go through earlobes. A friend got me when I was 12, I was gauging before gauging was cool

[CS]

Originally posted by frozenwater:
Yea, but what will it do to a mouse??

It'll do the job, effectively. An experiment with a spring-loaded pistol, while on the shitter, when I was living in Brazil, led to that discovery.

A well aimed shot to the head was all it took. Teach that guy to interrupt me as I was contemplating the finer things in life...........

[frozenwater]

and up until now I had never really considered the need to carry a weapon into the can with me. Man, all these years unprotected...

So, you really think those new soft plastic bb's would do the job on a mouse, huh? I purposely avoided them because I didn't think it would. bummer, they shoot a lot faster than pellets.

[GT40]

When I was 16, I used to take my sand buggy to the dunes. The others in the group would start drinking a lot, and then decide to go hunt rabbits on the dunes at night.

I would hide untill morning and then check out the damage. Several times they put 357 rounds into the front of their own buggies. They all said they had a good time.

[MrPowder]

frozen, if it works out well I'll give you 50 bucks and all you can drink to come to my house and get rid of the little bastards, just warn me so I can board up the windows

MrPowder

PRAY FOR SNOW

[Lumpy]

Originally posted by Buzzworthy


We want to go on a camping trip with the likes of the Frozen, BobMc, Woodsy, Frizzo, Twoplanker families down south.

Just see if you are on the A list of invitees to Salmopalooza '04, mister!

[mr_gyptian]

a good part of my senior year was spent enjoying this very activity. not in the wilds of Moab, but in confines of Wash Park.

[rip]

I think an airsoft pistol probably would be more than enough to take out a mouse, if it was a CO2 powered one.

Our neighbors all have pistols, and I have unknowingly walked in on an all out airsoft war. Those fukkers hurt! Most of the guys have the cheapy spring loaded ones which just leave a welt but one dude has a CO2 pistol with laser sight that can be set to automatic and shoot about 10 bb's a second. His is a serious gun, it draws blood, when he starts firing you get the fuck outta the way quick.

[Sublime]

Frozen check out this little video of an airsoft gun.

That little fuckin' mouse wouldn't even stand a chance.


http://www.airsoftextreme.com/videos/navydemo.avi

[iceman]

You need at least a .22 for a rat or an ex-girlfriend, that's all I know.

[Mountainman]

Originally posted by Sublime
Frozen check out this little video of an airsoft gun.

That little fuckin' mouse wouldn't even stand a chance.


http://www.airsoftextreme.com/videos/navydemo.avi

It's like one of those BB guns ya shoot at the fair but more accurate and you can point that baby anywhere!!!

[phUnk]

Originally posted by frozenwater

http://store4.yimg.com/I/cobraairguns_1783_2209670

Let's see them try to close down the amusement park THIS TIME!