Most of you have probably read this already, but Chris Smith, senior web type dude at primevil, just sort of appointed Cletus as king of the maggots (or at least made him chief historian). I can't think of a better guy for the job, but I wonder what Yossarian thinks about it?
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Thread: Cletus, King Among Maggots!
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10-07-2003, 12:24 PM #1
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Cletus, King Among Maggots!
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10-07-2003, 12:27 PM #2
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Hail Cletus. King of maggots. And while we're at it Cletus, shoot me an email, will ya?
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10-07-2003, 12:33 PM #3
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"I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective. "
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10-07-2003, 12:35 PM #4
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"King? I didn't vote for you."
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10-07-2003, 12:41 PM #5
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hahahahahaOriginally posted by iceman
"King? I didn't vote for you."
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10-07-2003, 12:49 PM #6
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Well, I didn't vote for you.
You don't vote for kings.
Well, how did you become King, then?
The Lady of the Lake... her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
That is why I am your king!
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10-07-2003, 12:49 PM #7
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Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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10-07-2003, 12:52 PM #8
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Is there such thing as becoming King of a non-exsitant Kingdom?
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10-07-2003, 01:00 PM #9
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"How do we know he's a king?"
"He isn't covered with shit."Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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10-07-2003, 01:02 PM #10
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10-07-2003, 01:06 PM #11
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You'll see why Clitus is King when Cornhole posts our video over here!
Deeeeeep."All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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10-07-2003, 01:06 PM #12
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you can be my king...i don't mind.
you sketchy character, you
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10-07-2003, 01:29 PM #13
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You can't just go around saying you're the king because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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10-07-2003, 01:51 PM #14
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Am I the only dumbass that voted?
Cletus for life!
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10-07-2003, 01:58 PM #15
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"Now we see the violence inherent in the system."
Last edited by elevens; 10-07-2003 at 02:01 PM.
why make ten turns when you only need to make NONE!
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10-07-2003, 02:04 PM #16
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Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
...you saw him repressing me, didn't you?
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10-07-2003, 02:06 PM #17
This is a strange lift
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"I fart in your general direction"
why make ten turns when you only need to make NONE!
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10-07-2003, 02:11 PM #18
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I mean, if I went around saying I was emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a simitar at me, they'd put me away.
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10-07-2003, 02:15 PM #19
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From www.ladyofthecake.com (ironic ain't it):
"It's good to be the king."
http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/wor...s/goodkng2.jpg"I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
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10-07-2003, 04:04 PM #20
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King of wishful thinking
For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was
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10-07-2003, 04:56 PM #21
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Oh, look. The emperor's new clothes.
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10-07-2003, 09:20 PM #22
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There's some lovely filth over here...
www.epicski.comMore words?
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10-07-2003, 09:35 PM #23
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WTF?
Huh?
Cletus is busy being a corporate bitch, but I'll try to get him to figure out what the hell has happened in the past week and half. He knows the basics, but has been offline in Chicago and now North Carolina since last Monday. Certainly hasn't seen anything in the last two days.
I'll try to get him on the ball, but it might not be until late in the week.
gotta run
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10-07-2003, 10:16 PM #24
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man, i swear i had storm chaser under my name before you pal.
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10-08-2003, 05:34 AM #25
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"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them" Hail Cletus. But beware the ides of March.
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