For those of you that can give 110% efforts...

[truth]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND , look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.



"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE ITS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM "

[Odin]

pfft, With numbers I can do anything.


If you factor in only primes into the equation then asskissing only gets you

1+19+19+11+3+19+19+3+7+7 =108 which is divisible by 2 which is 54.

and 5+4 is 9 which is divisble by 3, so can we PLEASE factor in the primes.

[Art Shirk]

Wanna know how I give 334%, and motivate for each work day?


3+15+24+9+15+21+19+1+13+15+24+14+20+19+15+6+2+12+1 5+23
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