"1/5th of American's can't locate the US on a world map"

[GoNads]

http://helptheiraq.ytmnd.com/



..."most people in our nation don't have maps!"

[Pow4Brains]

Wow. And at least one lives in South Carolina.

[GoNads]

But is it even fair to ask beauty pageant contestants that kind of question? I mean.. what were they expecting?

"...and uh, I believe our education, like such as the South Africa, and uhhhh in the Iraq"

I can't believe they applauded her. Wow.

[Roo]

If you think America is getting dumber, I'd have to disagree.

I'm certain this marks the very zenith of dumbness and it was thirty-odd years ago.
http://www.break.com/hotrod/greatest...er-hotrod.html

[Benny Profane]

If you think America is getting dumber, I'd have to disagree.

I'm certain this marks the very zenith of dumbness and it was thirty-odd years ago.
http://www.break.com/hotrod/greatest...er-hotrod.html

Hmmmm.....gotta admit, took some skill to make it all the way to the top of that ramp in a straight line.

Much Molson and Genesee was consumed after that little stunt, I'll bet.

[Roo]

Looked like one of the chutes deployed prematurely when the car got a bit squirrelly.

A Lincoln Continental. What a dumbass.

[Chemical Ali' The Wax Master]

you need fucktards to make people of average intelligence not feel fucktarded.

[powdork]

er... That was Morrisburg Canada. Look it up on a map.

[Arty50]

A Lincoln Continental. What a dumbass.

Yeah, no shit. That's like strapping a JATO on a tank.

I also love the fact that they're carrying him on their shoulders while he has a broken back.

[Roo]

er... That was Morrisburg Canada. Look it up on a map.

That did occur to me. But the guy was American, as was the car and he was trying to jump into the USA (probably with a trunk full of Canadian weed which flipped the car).

[Tri-Ungulate]

Canada is in America. 1/5th of Americans don't realize this.

[cj001f]

Canada is in America.

80% of Canadians don't realize this.

[jonesy]

So is Bermuda.

[Roo]

So are these people.

http://www.break.com/index/launching...ling_ball.html

[jonesy]

These guys cruise down a road at a high speed and drop a bowling ball out the window and onto a ramp. The ball launches many feet into the air and then unexpectedly lands on the roof of their car.

They must of skipped High School Science,eh.

[Roo]

With hindsight, accelerating rather than braking was the ticket.

[Benny Profane]

A Lincoln Continental. What a dumbass.

Wait a second. .....so.....what car would have actually made it? Like, it would have been smarter doing this in a Turbo Porsche?

Dig the wings. Nice touch.

[Roo]

I'd have gone with this.



I love the fact that he only just made it into the water.

[fiddler]

Wow.....

[cj001f]

Wait a second. .....so.....what car would have actually made it?

Mini Cooper?

[neck beard]

http://helptheiraq.ytmnd.com/



..."most people in our nation don't have maps!"

Don't worry Nads, I have to use a calculator to work out what 1/5th is in percentage terms. Many of the world's good people are equally as dumb as fuck.

[ICEHOCEY77]

Long live the great state of South Carolina.

[xtraheat]

"he would probably be killed to death" that guy failed 2nd grade english

[P_McPoser]

Long live the great state of South Carolina.

Yeah they can't even spell Hockey. Fucking morons.

[ICEHOCEY77]

Yeah they can't even spell Hockey. Fucking morons.

We're just biding our time until the south rises again.