Save Kimmy's Boobs

**Clack** · 03-30-2004, 02:03 PM

My good friend, and favorite drunk bar dancing partner ever Kim just informed me that she's planning to have a BREAST REDUCTION! @#$^^@^$^ Please help me talk her out of it. I need solid arguments, and I need them soon.

**Clack** · 03-30-2004, 02:04 PM

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**acostiga** · 03-30-2004, 02:04 PM

nice assets on those balance sheets

**teledave** · 03-30-2004, 02:04 PM

I can see no breasts that need reducing in that photo.

**bad_roo** · 03-30-2004, 02:06 PM

Kimmy already looks as if she's got no shortage of volunteers looking to alleviate the strain on her lower back. What's the problem?

**Clack** · 03-30-2004, 02:06 PM

at the very least she has to hold off until after we're in a wedding together this summer. Not looking forward to seeing the "new me".

Roo - Haven't heard why she's planning on it yet as it was mentioned it in an email. Assuming some whiney back related excuse. And it's not like she doesn't know what they're good for.

She's starting a new party planning/promotion company and I think I'm going to tell her to keep them for the first year to help drive business.

**Karl Stall** · 03-30-2004, 02:10 PM

The reduction, coupled with a lift might keep things kickin' in the booyaa department. Otherwise, we are witnessing a travesty of the highest magnitude.

Blurred Elevens · 03-30-2004, 02:11 PM

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...rmal_kimmy.jpg

**Woodsy** · 03-30-2004, 02:12 PM

dude based on past experience reductions result in "perfect" breasts.

but thats just me

**grrrr** · 03-30-2004, 02:12 PM

Well, haven't you offered to try the new non-invasive-oral-suction-breast-reduction method?

**PaSucks** · 03-30-2004, 02:13 PM

Tell her to think of her children!

**bad_roo** · 03-30-2004, 02:14 PM

Originally posted by Woodsy
dude based on past experience reductions result in "perfect" breasts.

but thats just me

Woodsy - your breasts they are perfect, no?

**Viva** · 03-30-2004, 02:18 PM

I briefly dated someone last year who had breast reduction surgery. The surgery leaves big nasty scars under each one...or so she told me.

She said that her breasts became larger than before after she started gaining weight. So I guess that there's always hope, eh?

The gal I'm currently seeing also has had reduction surgery.

A buddy of mine who works at my former local pub had major reduction performed recently. She must have gone from a DD or E to a D. Yeah, kinda sad, but if she's happier, then definitely worth it.

**girlski0912** · 03-30-2004, 02:23 PM

Silly silly boys and your obsession with boobs...I know I will regret this, but I have to take your friend Kim's side. Boobs are not what they are cracked up to be. If you are at all athletically inclined, they fuck everything up. Not to mention that there seems to be a direct relationship between the size of your rack and the amount of eye contact maintained in a single conversation with those of the male persuasion. You do the math...let the girl reduce them and live her life happily and respectably sans the back pain. It's not like she is getting them removed entirely!

**bad_roo** · 03-30-2004, 02:25 PM

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...rmal_kimmy.jpg

They'd build a rope tow on that if she lived in Nebraska.

**mountainbored** · 03-30-2004, 02:26 PM

You avatar has nice tits, girlski, what where you saying?

**Buzzworthy** · 03-30-2004, 02:26 PM

Boobs are great, nuff said!!

**elevens** · 03-30-2004, 02:29 PM

girlski - I agree 100%

My GF had hers reduced and is so much happier. She wasn't DD huge but did have a lot of back pain and had problems with sports - she's a runner. The surgery left little to no scars and she still has a great body.

just my 2 cents....

elevens

**PaSucks** · 03-30-2004, 02:30 PM

In troubling times such as these, let us all sit back and rejoice in the glory of boobs. Repeat after me:

HORAY FOR BOOBIES!

**teledave** · 03-30-2004, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by monster dump.
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http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic21341.jpg

seriously you have to talk her out of it.

Edit:More than one way to skin a cat.

**Viva** · 03-30-2004, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by girlski0912
Silly silly boys and your obsession with boobs...

Hey, you girls have your criteria and us silly boys have ours.

Actually, breasts are no big deal...I prefere an athletic woman and chances are she won't be so formidably endowded.

**schuss** · 03-30-2004, 02:35 PM

no kiddin, she's ridiculously hot. Offer to exchange something extreme of you so she doesn't do it (ridiculous haircut, random tattoo etc.). This calls for desperate measures.

**The Reverend Floater** · 03-30-2004, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by Woodsy
dude based on past experience reductions result in "perfect" breasts.

but thats just me

Exhibit A:

This girl, "S" in college who had the biggest boob salad known to man, yet she still had the rockin' booty, meaning she wasn't fat or even close. I mean, those two were legendary on campus. Over her junior summer, homegirl gets the reduction performed. Well I was fortunate enough to sample them that fall and I can tell you that they were awesome.....perfect in every way. I'm not even a boob guy, but these were ringers.

Reduce 'em or loose 'em!