a co-worker tried to mess with my shit once....
i made a few bumper stickers that said:
"FOLLOW ME TO CLUB BASICS"
(a gay bar in town)
he drove a coupla days before he figured it out
have not been facked with since....
a co-worker tried to mess with my shit once....
i made a few bumper stickers that said:
"FOLLOW ME TO CLUB BASICS"
(a gay bar in town)
he drove a coupla days before he figured it out
have not been facked with since....
remove the door and install it on the other side of the frame.
Put a remote controlled radio in the ceiling, set the music level REALLY low, but audible and turn it on randomly.
Put condoms in his trash, spray the room with perfume.
flys, lots of flys. buy them at a pet store.
does he have a private bathroom? - take gelatin caps full of red dye, put them in the faucet, it will start normal then go full on red in midstream.
Plant cress in his chair.
Damn, that's really funny!Originally posted by frozenwater
Put condoms in his trash, spray the room with perfume.
If they have a nice office chair, one with 5 wheels, take one of the castors off. Make sure you can watch. They won't actually tip over, but they freak like they will.
French Fries!
leave the door a bit ajar & get into his computer ( past the password)
but dont do ANYThing
get everyone in the office in on it.
Smirks, "hows the first day back, snicker" expectant looks, ec.
if he is a prankster he wil be expecting something, his parnoia will be pallpable.
or a shit load of litter on a piece of paper, slip under the door & then point a fan @ it from the other side.
it will be a fukkin GEM concert when he opens the door
Post a classified ad in the newspaper, that advertisies "Free Money!" And put your workmates phone number at the bottom of the ad.....![]()
"True love is much easier to find with a helicopter"
ALL of the above.
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This one is deviously simple, but does require access to their computer.
Take a print screen of his Windows desktop, then erase everything from his desktop. Using the screen capture of his desktop, set it as the background for his desktop. Voila, everything looks normal until he tries to open a program.
Cheers,
Tim
OK, my dad turns 60 on Saturday. So tomorrow night, since it will still be April Fools, instead of balloons, we are going to break into his office and fill it with blown up trash bags. He is a very busy man and is going to Vegas for a week for meetings on Sunday. If he were not so stressed out about his trip shit would hit the fan for sure in that office.
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