Gear

[alto]

Name the pieces of gear that are closest to you right now, you know... hanging on the wall, in the kitchen, leaning in the corner, upstairs, in the mail...

Unmounted hangboard, on the floor under TV.
8mm 60m rope, hanging on a peg on the wall, which also holds 6 quickdraws and a set of nunchucks.
Four bicycles. Two leaning against the living room wall, both mtn bikes. Two leaning against the kitchen table, both road bikes.
Uncut 120mm Black Diamond skins in box on kitchen table.
8mm 20m rando rope, on kitchen table.
Broken half of a ski pole, hanging off of a hook in the ceiling.
Sobrero, hanging from a wall.

[brice618]

70m mammut 10m rope
50ft of 1" webbing
10 draws and a few slings

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I've got a dead hooker in my closet. Well, at least I think she's dead.....

[cj001f]

bintang labeled 24oz beer cozy

[brice618]

I've got a dead hooker in my closet. Well, at least I think she's dead.....

You should poker her... again. Dead or alive.

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You should poker her... again. Dead or alive.

You know how some people have a 2 second rule with food?


I've got a "get her while she's warm" rule.

[skadams.ca]

Sitting on the living room couch so here goes....

Leaning in the corner :
- 68" HO Phanom waterski
- Rossi Scratch BCs (brought out of storage this morning for a foray into the mtns next weekend)
- boots - also resurrected from storage for mtn foray

Hallway into living room:
- road bike
- two scuba tanks (reminder they need filling tomorrow)

And last but not least, a bocce set sitting on the living room floor - after a game at the beach this afternoon

What does all this mean? I'm lazy and don't put things where they should be!

[gbarnum]

Burt's Bees wax in my pocket. He he he .....

[splat]

a registered pair of FIS Northland DeLuxe hickory sticks, laquer base and segmented edges with beartrap toes and a cable lockdown with the spring around the heel.
they still have a lot of camber.

[skikola]

Powder Mag, on the coffee table

[squirrelmurphy]

lowe alpine shell hanging on the closet door
200cm iggy ffl hanging on the wall ~10' away
salomon course boots in the closet
rebel xti on my backpack right in front of me
new sac g10 helmet on the floor next to the backpack
beacon probe shovel tent stove overnight pack all in a box in the closet

[KillingCokes]

You know how some people have a 2 second rule with food?


I've got a "get her while she's warm" rule.

Hey if she, wait it is a she right, gets cold just throw her in the oven for a little while but before you do pack her puss with jello for lube.

My gear nearby is:
KY
handcuffs
Jello
Riding bit
Whipped Cream

[gaijin]

Jello?

try olive oil you freak.

[KillingCokes]

When eating twice baked dead hooker pussy I like to pack that puss with jello so it tastes good.

[cj001f]

Jello?

try olive oil you freak.

Marlon says butter you yuppie

[Superstar Punani]

To my right, 1/3 of a DHD surfboard hanging on the wall- a constant reminder of dredging Superbank low tide barrels scored on my last Oz trip. In the corner next to it, Gotamas leaning impotently on the wall with bindings still maxed, along with Salomon 1080s.

Opposite corner- 2 pairs of Iggies, a 6'2" JS, 6'6" roundpin, 7' Byrne, 7'2" Bushman, 7'6" Rusty eagerly awaiting the next swell...

An XBox controller in my hand, XBox w/ Halo 2 that once belonged to McWop. (and I still thank you for the screaming deal)

[Cliff Huckable]

Unmounted Big Troubles

[skiwa]

bca shovel/probe scattered across floor. osprey pack in corner. dsp on shelf. stolen rental poles in corner. bong on other shelf.

[Roo]

A packet of Walker's Marmite crisps.

[StuntCok]

I have a pair of bros leaning against the window at the end of the trading floor here. About every couple of weeks, they shift and fall on the head of my team head, who sits besides them. The problem is that Bros are too light to cause any real damage so I am thinking of investing in a pair of heavier skis to leave there...

[schuss]

many backpacks lying around my closet/computer room
All my jackets
chalk bag, harness and shoes
Motorcycle boots


My dead hookers are in the garage/basement. I find it's better when they have space to breathe.

[b dubya]

four surfboards, empty fishtank, 1080 cr SAC pickups - waiting for the freerides comin on sat and a heater 'cause it's winter here. (i want real mountains!)

[mrryde]

amphipod fuel belt, garmin forerunner, a pair of Brooks Beasts

[Right Coaster]

welll, I'm at work...1 Nalgene bottle.

Alto--wanting to sell the uncut 120 mm skins?

[shera]

Climbing shoes and a harness. I put the shoes on last night and they hurt like hell. Am I supposed to get them wet or something when I first use them?