3 strikes. your out.

[dude_le_skibum]

strike 1 (3 days ago)

fell backward s 15-20 ft down a too icy pillow line not having judged the landing properly, note to self : using trees as swing is not good idea. results : scared shitless, brused ass

strike 2 (2 days ago)

big fat buttery turn to crust, lost balance, started slidding on crust to little air to rocks sticking out. results : bruised ribs, got winded, scratched face


strike 3 (yesterday)

caught tip on burried stomp fell foward to death crust, bruised shoulder, i think, its moving but it hurts big time



i'm out. where's my beach.

[TJ.Brk]

1. see doctor for shoulder.
2. Invest in butt armor for next year.

Glad you are ok.

[splat]

Dudele, you have killed waaaay more than your limit of snowflakes this season in too many categories. Your well being is now in jeopardy. To continue, you must take the anal bum cover for $700.

[White Chocolate]

sounds pretty rough there dude le. If you sit on the couch and drink lots of beer and add in some taco bell, you can build up a nice layer of natural body armor like I have. It's amazing what a large ass and some love handles can protect

[dude_le_skibum]

anal bum cover ? wtf ? 700 $. i can have my gay lover cover my ass for way less then that.

i have lost so much weight this winter. like i am totally trying to eat all the fat i can but touring and ridding as your only occupation you sorta burn it all. and the odd nights in the humid truck sorta burned what ever was left.

tj : i got special doctor's medecine seems to be working superwell it comes in a stick, you put it in your mouth and light it...

i must confess that yes i have killed too many snowflakes this year, list of places skied in order

Fernie
Kicking Horse
Castle Mountain
Rogers Pass
Duffy lake area
Blackcomb
Whistler
Crystal
Stevens Pass
Baker
back to Whistler-Blackcomb
Back to Rogers Pass
back to the duffy

i would say that 75 % of my turns were in untracked.

i will do the same next year but with a bit more class.
i'll drop a camper in the box
i'll tie a sled to the truck
i'll learn to write or get someone to do it.
take more pictures.

now i'm booking a flight to costa rica, getting my ass on the beach for 20 days. i haven't had summer in 3 years. i need sun, to heal up.

[splat]

Enjoy, dudele. Hope to catch you on the flip. Ya bastid.

[dude_le_skibum]

you know where i'll be this summer, hope to catch turns with ya, just for the fun of it...