Most Mags are in Trouble with the Vegans

[TNKen]

Carnivore sex off the menu
By REBECCA TODD - The Press | Tuesday, 31 July 2007

STACY SQUIRES/The Press
NO MEAT AND TWO VEGANS: Christchurch couple Nichola and Hans Kriek are vegans. While she would not describe herself as a vegansexual, Nichola Kriek said she could understand people not wanting to get too close to non-vegan or non-vegetarians.

No sex, please, you're a carnivore.

A new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme.

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of "cruelty-free consumers".

Cruelty-Free Consumption in New Zealand: A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences.

Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

"It's a whole new thing – I have not come across it before," said Potts.

One vegan respondent from Christchurch said: "I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually."

Another Christchurch vegan said she found non-vegans attractive, but would not want to be physically close to them.

"I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance," she said.

Christchurch vegan Nichola Kriek has been married to her vegan husband, Hans, for nine years.

She would not describe herself as vegansexual, but said it would definitely be a preference.

She could understand people not wanting to get too close to non-vegan or non-vegetarians.

"When you are vegan or vegetarian, you are very aware that when people eat a meaty diet, they are kind of a graveyard for animals," she said.

[summit]

These people are as whacked out as people who will only date within their religion... but then militant vegans have usually turned their diet preferences into a quasi-religion or are exceedingly dogmatic in their beliefs at the very least.

[Tippster]

I don't fuck sheep, why would I want to sleep with a Vegan?

Have fun explaining all those weird teeth in your mouth, oh - and the lack of an extra stomach or two.

[Blurred]

One time I fucked an Eggplant.

[up an down]

Tippster= selling his upper intestinal real estate to bereaved bovine widows

[wi3dzmin]

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

If their parents are not vegans, I wonder if they resent them as well... hypocrites.

Meh vegans. I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. - Ron White

[summit]

Have fun explaining all those weird teeth in your mouth, oh - and the lack of an extra stomach or two.

There are enlightened vegans out there who realize that veganism is a morality system that can generally only be enjoyed in a healthy way (and many vegans aren't) due to modern science and wealthy economies.

[AsheanMT]

I wouldn't have sex with somebody that was made out of rotting vegetables.

[Tippster]

[RootSkier]

One time I fucked an Eggplant.

Did you heat it up in the microwave first?

[Blurred]

Did you heat it up in the microwave first?

No, I was in a grocery store.

[G]

[steve]

i masturbate with luke-warm liver.

[TNKen]

Wonder if the vegans are related to the vagitarians?

Ken

[mrryde]

FUCK THE VEGANS...

[leroy jenkins]

Something tells me I wouldn't want to fuck any of these girls anyways.

[tex1230]

will they take it in der poopenhausen from a bacon addict?

[The AD]

The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts

I'm happy she got a new gig after Designing Women.

[Pura Vida]

When I lived in Santa Cruz I had 2 ciagrrette smkoking vegan housemates. Always found that a bit ironic along with them bitching about me grilling up locally caught salmon and halibut as they dined on super processed fake meat products. It also annoyed them that I used a film camera, due to that there is gelatin in film. What an annoying lifestyle and one that makes it so you miss out on some of life's greatest pleasures.

[The AD]

as they dined on super processed fake meat products.

Why would a vegan want to eat something that's meant to be like meat, but not really meat? It seems like if you were disgusted by meat you wouldn't want to eat anything resembling it, either.

I don't really understand why some people seem to be offended by vegetarians or vegans. Why should you be concerned with what other people eat? I can also understand why a vegan wouldn't want to have sex with a carnivore. It's sort of like a non-smoker who wouldn't have sex with a smoker. We've all got our standards.

[irul&ublo]

One time I fucked an Eggplant.

Was it difficult to get it up your ass?

[Pura Vida]

I don't really understand why some people seem to be offended by vegetarians or vegans. Why should you be concerned with what other people eat? I can also understand why a vegan wouldn't want to have sex with a carnivore. It's sort of like a non-smoker who wouldn't have sex with a smoker. We've all got our standards.

Why be offended? Well when I sit down to enjoy my meal of freshly caught salmon the last thing I want I some self righteous vegan blabbering to me about what I'm eating is wrong. Not all vegans are so vocal and those ones are far less annoying. Overall I mostly feel sorry for vegans in general.

[Blurred]

i masturbate with luke-warm liver.

Remind me to never come over to your house for dinner.

[freshie247]

At least if their catholic they can still eat nun on Friday.

[Tippster]

Remind me to never come over to your house for dinner.

You'll be having creamed liver.