Keystone Light = Coors Light

**Blatant** · 07-31-2007, 05:01 PM

That's right, I said it.

The shits the same. Practically the same taste, same size can as well and of course a coors product. Marketing though, you can't be "caught" quaffing keystone light as where coors light is "acceptable" As a matter of fact, in some circles neither of this swill is allowed.

with the silver bullet you're simply paying double the price.

**Vicious** · 07-31-2007, 05:04 PM

Both taste like shyte.

Don't drink them.

Problem solved.

**Cyber Cop** · 07-31-2007, 05:04 PM

uh.....duh.

**Blatant** · 07-31-2007, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by Vicious

Both taste like shyte.

Don't drink them.

Problem solved.

i realize that was pretty much going to be the general consensus. Nevertheless, my point is valid.

**Tunco** · 07-31-2007, 05:13 PM

Dog piss or horse piss? There might be a difference, but it's still piss.

**rip** · 07-31-2007, 05:43 PM

True drinkers drink Keystone Ice.

**Hutch** · 07-31-2007, 05:52 PM

you say "practically the same taste"

Isn't that the same as saying "they taste different?"

just sayin.

**Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo** · 07-31-2007, 05:56 PM

Thanks, with this revelation you have proven yourself as smart as the average college freshman. For your intellectual prowess you have won the continued ridicule of your friends for drinking that shit.

Seriously though, I still drink both sometimes when at Lake Powell and you have to drink all day in the 110 degree heat. But please tell me you just started drinking these beers and that is why you just figured this out?

**Art Shirk** · 07-31-2007, 05:59 PM

If you are going to drink shit beer, at least bump up to "ice" to give yourself a fighting chance at getting a buzz.

I usually choose my domestic beer based upon the wild animal on the visage. I like to drink cougar, elk, eagle and especially like beaver if I can get my hands on it.

**skiHOG** · 07-31-2007, 06:01 PM

they are same thing. you have coors, then the bottom of the barrel becomes keystone.

**RootSkier** · 07-31-2007, 09:41 PM

Fuck the Coors family.

**Brock Landers** · 07-31-2007, 09:44 PM

Thought this was common knowledge...same cans too (skinny). And almost every Keystone can is deformed in some way- they were made to be Coors cans and due to the blem, became Stones.

**AsheanMT** · 07-31-2007, 09:47 PM

Yuck! Life is too short to drink shitty beer. Beer shouldn't be clear. It should be black as night or the color of caramel.

**Tippster** · 07-31-2007, 10:00 PM

For his next revelation he will tell us that Bush and Budweiser are the same... (Michelob is too, but the recipe is different.)

**AsheanMT** · 07-31-2007, 10:04 PM

Perhaps, since you like to drink shitty beer, you should hang with this guy.

**Vets** · 07-31-2007, 10:11 PM

Keystone Light = Coors Light

Double redundant. Again.

**mavrick** · 08-01-2007, 12:21 AM

That may be the single most disgusting video i have ever watched... and i have seen some really, really fucked up shit.

**Blatant** · 08-01-2007, 07:08 AM

wow.

You mean fckers.

As for this being common knowlegde, not for me. Rarely drink the shit just happened by a place that had both and did a taste test.

This place sucks, im done.

**huck4bucks** · 08-01-2007, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Blatant

This place sucks, im done.

Quitter.

**ptavv** · 08-01-2007, 04:25 PM

Beer snobbery, so hot right now.

**smolakian** · 08-01-2007, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by ptavv

Beer snobbery, so hot right now.

Hetty microbrews brah...

Seriously though it IS ok to make fun of the light versions of blue collar beer. PBR, Budweiser, Busch, Schlitz, Hamms (for Lemonboy), etc... are allright. But, put light after any of those brand names and you are talking pussy juice.

**StoneCold** · 08-01-2007, 04:59 PM

While I enjoy the flavor and taste of a good beer, I do not dislike "shitty" beer.

I would rather drink Coors Light or Keystone than not drink any beer at all.

**Rontele** · 08-01-2007, 05:02 PM

Nothing greases your colon for a good dump like Keystone Light.

**grskier** · 08-01-2007, 05:33 PM

Treat yourself to some non piss....

**sftc** · 08-01-2007, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

For his next revelation he will tell us that Bush and Budweiser are the same... (Michelob is too, but the recipe is different.)

Shhhh, Busch Beer is the hidden gem of the cheap can beer world. Same crap as Bud, but lighter, and cheaper. Basically the perfect summertime/Moab/Powell beer.