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  1. #26
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    ouch. I did not need that last shot of patron last night.

    Whoever invented the "venti" size coffee was/is a genius.
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    Originally posted by iceman
    Burnt head, man.
    That sucks. You should use some of that sunscreen shampoo I've been reading about on the internet.

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    Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
    That sucks. You should use some of that sunscreen shampoo I've been reading about on the internet.
    Sheesh. Just wear a hat.

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    Originally posted by bad_roo
    Is this a trick question?
    no , not at all, hike in the possible rain showers, or enjoy some warm temps in the ocean...

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    I'm gonna pay $8 for coffee today. One Bucks Mocha in the AM and I know I'll buy another one in the PM.

    I'm posting pics from the Hole trip I took with Barnballs around my office in early March and it's pissing me off cause it's 80 in Denver today.

    I paid 50 Euro for a "meat and greet" in Amsterdam about a year ago and the more I think about it....it was worth every fuking last euro-penny. Is it bad that the hottest chick I've been with in my life is a hooker? When and if I get married....do I tell the wife about it? Cause she will ask...they all do.
    "Oh yeah...and she gave me her number too!"

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    The beautiful hooker gave you her number? Damn, you must have some smoove moves.

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    Originally posted by bad_roo
    Sheesh. Just wear a hat.
    Good idea.

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    L4D12 was the serial number of the smoke detector I stared at for 3.5 hours yesterday.

    Gentleman, behold:

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    Whistler/Blackcomb snow report:

    overnight: 3 in /7 cm
    24 hours: 4 in/10 cm
    48 hours: 12 in/31 cm
    7 days: 15 in/38 cm
    base: 97 in/247 cm

    and a little more expected over the next couple days.

    Time until a leave for Whistler: 6 days.

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    almost puked.....
    vial.

    but cool. reminds me of Ren and Stimpy.
    "Oh yeah...and she gave me her number too!"

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    Originally posted by jdabasin
    "meat and greet" in Amsterdam about a year ago and the more I think about it....the hottest chick I've been with in my life is a hooker?
    is that one of your other kids in the avatar?

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    Periodontal buzzkill at its finest.

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    Paco is back from bootcamp. He's cool and tough now. And he has some attitude.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Nice toofs.

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    Got a leak in my cube that's pretty annoying.

    This weekend is the end of my life for a couple months. Kids start soccer tomorrow, we start soccer next weekend. We'll have 5 games a weekend between the whole family until end of may. I guess we do it for fun.

    Weather man screwed me again. Told me it'll rain today, its sunny w/out a cloud in the sky- I didn't ride my moto to work on weather man's advice...

    edit- after posting it occurred to me this is what it must be like to be ak-pow-monkey, just random streams of consciousness posted to the intraweb...
    Last edited by 1080Rider; 03-26-2004 at 10:51 AM.

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    Originally posted by iceman
    The top of my head is peeling off.

    Someone should invent sunblock shampoo.
    The top of my toe is peeling off, or has peeled off, last night, the left toenail, that is.

    Not to worry, I found the toenail before Mrs phUnk did woke up. I put it on the window sill where the dogs wouldn't find it and eat it.

    Remember the remake (last 15 years?) of The Fly where his body parts start falling off and he keeps them in the medicine cabinet? Yeah, it was like that.
    vapor lock - bitch.

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    phUnk's now to be referred to as Don Vito.

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    Originally posted by 1080Rider
    phUnk's now to be referred to as Don Vito.
    I thought my new avatar would wow em, but md9's tooth shot takes the cake.
    vapor lock - bitch.

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    Thumbs up

    This could be the weirdest/funniest video I have ever seen on the internet. I hope I never find out what they are actually singing about, its so much better to imagine.

    http://image.nartbox.com/ecard/swf/040121_dung.swf

    enjoy
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    I'm ready to retire. Can I do that? I need a sugar daddy.

    I'm so happy my toes don't look like phunk's.

    rev - post pix of Paco.

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    Originally posted by phUnk
    md9's tooth shot takes the cake.
    Sick, sick shit (and not sick like, "sick brah, that was super sweet" more like "that shit is making me sick, quit showing me that.")

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    Originally posted by phUnk
    I thought my new avatar would wow em, but md9's tooth shot takes the cake.
    Yeah it's pretty nasty. Those toes don't look like much fun either though.

    They had to cut back my gums behind my teeth and grind down the bone that the teeth all attached to. Then they had to give me paper cuts and lemon juice on my testicles to keep me from thinking about the pain in my mouth. An interesting experience for sure.

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    Originally posted by meatdrink9
    Yeah it's pretty nasty. Those toes don't look like much fun either though.

    They had to cut back my gums behind my teeth and grind down the bone that the teeth all attached to. Then they had to give me paper cuts and lemon juice on my testicles to keep me from thinking about the pain in my mouth. An interesting experience for sure.
    Okay, the pictures were bad enough, we didn't need to know why they were that way. I'm going to go puke. Be back later.

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    I wish I had some pictures of when my upper gum got ripped off of the inside of my mouth. My entire head was so swollen up that it looked like a 40 pound wad of chewed bubble gum that was under the couch for a while. You know, with my hair and everything.

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    Toe advice?

    phUnk-
    So, when you lost part of your toenail, did you have this funky little toe nail bump underneath? I finally lost my big one last night (interfering with the yoga mat) and I have this sorta rounded off toenail lump underneath. Only extends halfway up my toe. Just wondering if it's normal?

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