Things you suck at.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

*List something you suck at. Maybe a brief description why. Must end post with "Holy shit I fucking suck at _____ ".

I'll start...

Went wakeboarding for the first time ever today. I'm still coughing up water.
Holy shit I fucking suck at wakeboarding.

[nutcase]

I suck at posting on the internet

edit: Holy shit I really do fucking suck at posting on the internet

[Squatch]

life. probably due to laziness. hol

[dirtybryan]

Holy shit I fucking suck at dancing.

[leroy jenkins]

Hucking. I guess I really don't flat out suck, since I stomp almost everything I ever do perfectly, I just can't seem to muster up the courage to jump off anything over 25ft.

That, and I suck at killing it on the interweb.

[Telenater]

getting shit done early. ie not procrastinating

[funkendrenchman]

I play basketball like a white senior citizens dances to hip-hop. Holy fucking shit I suck at basketball.

[Odin]

fixing my goddamn car.

stupid squeakingtimigbeltdrivebeltbullshit

[ptavv]

baseball
basketball

somehow i never really got those two sports down

[Ranger_Mike]

Golf, wish I could be better, but each time I play I get even more pissed off at the sport

Holy shit, I fucking suck at Golf!

[powdork]

asking women out. Tell me I've got to give an impromptu speech in front of 50 people, no problem. Put me in a situation where I gotta (or want to) ask out a girl and I lose the ability to talk; mostly from my balls sucking up next to my tonsils.
Holy shit I fucking suck at asking women out.

[yooper]

Hot tip: knock the 50 person audience dead with your speech. Make sure she's in the audience (preferably with one or two of her girlfriends).
Then let her do the asking.

I tellya - it works.

*from the "take this with a grain of salt" department*

Most of us here probably aren't looking to hook up with the type of chicks David Witherspoon attracts with his sweet speeches...

[yooper]

By the way, I really suck at typing. The good news is, I'm good at spelling, and I type so goddam slow that I rarely misspell anything or have any typos.

[hemas]

Goddam it... A suck at skiing, just crusing on a mellow groomer and I managed to break my ACL and toar my lateral menicus to shreds.

I also seem to suck at telemark and snwboard.

Not to mention about every sport imaginable, including climbing.

I also seem to fug up even the most basic photography... And my relationships are total trainwrecks.

To top things, I seem to suck at my work/studies...(/end rant)

Holy shit I fucking suck at life in general.

[mrw]

Plumbing. I really suck at plumbing.

I can turn the smallest of home plumbing repairs into a disaster.

Example... In attempting to remove an outside water valve, I put a monkey wrench on it and gave it a turn. I turned both the valve and the pipe, which caused the pipe to snap directly in front of the circuit breaker box. A torrent of water washed into the breaker box, shorting out the entire house. It took 24 hours before everything was dry enough to peek at without chancing electrocution

[Roo]

Wheelies. I always either fall offf the back or veer to one side or the other. Can't seem to hold the sweet spot.

Holy shit I fucking suck at wheelies. And golf. And finance. And ironing.

[schuss]

I started making a list, but it was just too depressing. I'm pretty good at typing, and I can play a mean game of Tony Hawk. I'm also pretty decent at cribbage. Everything else... well.... My mom did always say I was special...

[Brock Landers]

Holy shit I suck at cooking rice. And golf.

[Rontele]

I suck at jerking off with my right hand.

[G]

skiing.



I'm giving up, and instead I'll take up snowblading.

[lemon boy]

finishing things. Oh I can get started all right but then finishing that's a problem.

Holy fucking shit do I have trouble finishing projects.

[Tectonically_Neglected]

Cooking beef... It always comes out leathery. Often too well done too but I hate the tough leather beef I cook most of all.

Holy shit I suck at beef cooking.

PS Or frying don't know what it's called in english.

[Tectonically_Neglected]

Oh,
I suck at getting a job in Austria too. Damn that's been on my list of things to do for a long time... Never made it to date.

Damn I suck at getting a job in Austria.

[snow_slider]

My wife is pregnant again.

Holy shit I fucking suck at abstinence.

[telepariah]

Excel. I fucking suck at Excel. I'd rather build a database any day.